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The Devil's Warrior Alliance - HS Merc Alliance

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Mortlake
Republic Military School
#501 - 2016-02-26 10:58:17 UTC
Thread saved from almost certain page 2.

Available for hire.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Negasonic Teenage Warhead
Doomheim
#502 - 2016-02-26 14:39:27 UTC
Posting because all other merc threads got a random NPC alt endorsement of little value.

Balance restored. Carry on.
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#503 - 2016-02-26 15:35:30 UTC
Why is hiring us a good idea?
There are others who could explain it better than me, but I'll use my crazy drunkspeak words.
We will literally fly thirty jumps just to blow your target's guts all over the clown they hired for their kid's birthday party.

Yeah.

In their back yard.

Odds are fairly good that that birthday pony wont be leaving a virgin either.

Just saying.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#504 - 2016-02-26 20:21:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Mortlake
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Why is hiring us a good idea?

Odds are fairly good that that birthday pony wont be leaving a virgin either.



... and they have the gall to call me the bizarre one.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#505 - 2016-02-26 20:37:22 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Why is hiring us a good idea?
There are others who could explain it better than me, but I'll use my crazy drunkspeak words.
We will literally fly thirty jumps just to blow your target's guts all over the clown they hired for their kid's birthday party.

Yeah.

In their back yard.

Odds are fairly good that that birthday pony wont be leaving a virgin either.

Just saying.

It just doesn't get any better than that.

Would you like to know more?
Ozzie Udan
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#506 - 2016-02-26 22:52:12 UTC
+1 for crazy drunkspeak words.

A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head A painting of me

Julius Maagnus
V A N D A L I S M
#507 - 2016-02-27 17:11:44 UTC
I vouch for these dudes. They get it done.

If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
Smitty Uitra
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#508 - 2016-03-02 21:24:20 UTC
Hire us! We have new members so we need more targets. TwistedTwistedTwisted
Smitty Uitra
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#509 - 2016-03-04 18:12:44 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
Thread saved from almost certain page 2.

Available for hire.


Damn Mort. It almost happened again. Need to keep a better eye on this.
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#510 - 2016-03-06 15:53:56 UTC
Today I killed a man. I killed a man whilst listening to the Airwolf Theme. I don't think I'll ever be the same again.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#511 - 2016-03-06 16:07:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Ralph King-Griffin
Mortlake wrote:
Today I killed a man. I killed a man whilst listening to the Airwolf Theme. I don't think I'll ever be the same again.

No one ever is mort, no one ever is.

Edit : poped your 2k forum candy threshold

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Nitshe Razvedka
#512 - 2016-03-06 17:35:21 UTC
Negasonic Teenage Warhead wrote:
Posting because all other merc threads got a random NPC alt endorsement of little value.

Balance restored. Carry on.



I'll bump all the elevator buttons next you ride.Evil

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
Smitty Uitra
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#513 - 2016-03-07 10:53:13 UTC
Lord Razpataz wrote:
The Devil's Warrior Alliance is a PvP alliance composed by players with solid pvp experience, and also with the skills and willingness necessary to find and destroy your enemies anywhere they hide. We offer every type of merc service. We are also willing to work with other merc alliances and corporations.

Killboard: http://www.devilswarrior.info/kb/?a=home

Contact: Lord Razpataz, Sir Tearz or Wael Hucel-Ge

Prices will be negotiated depending on the contract details, but in most cases only a flat rate fee is applied. If you would like different payment options all can be discussed and we can even work with you on a permanent basis.

We are small, but we do what we can. Even against overwhelming odds Twisted

We offer total confidentiality.

Recruitment is currently open for members and corps, but don't expect being accepted immediately if we don't know you.



We are a very dedicated bunch. We cover just about all time zones. If you want someone dead then you should hire us. Our kill board speaks for itself and we are lead by some of the best in the game. If you feel that the mercs that you hired aren't getting the job done then hire the best instead of making a salty post about it.
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#514 - 2016-03-09 17:13:40 UTC
We may not be the biggest of the bunch but we more then make up for it with years of experience.

Hire Devils today to see what we can do for you.

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#515 - 2016-03-10 15:31:25 UTC
Wake up my devil friends, hell hasn't frozen over yet and theirs still so much to do!!!

Hire Devil's, great alliance of hard working hunters... And they've been around forever

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#516 - 2016-03-10 16:10:37 UTC
Not going anywhere either.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#517 - 2016-03-11 14:21:30 UTC
This week I have mostly been eating Raspberry Pop Tarts™.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#518 - 2016-03-11 14:39:42 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
This week I have mostly been eating Raspberry Pop Tarts™.


Very nice.

Did you know, This past number of weeks Tora Bushido has mostly been wearing nipple clamps!
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#519 - 2016-03-11 14:51:28 UTC
Sol epoch wrote:
Did you know, This past number of weeks Tora Bushido has mostly been wearing nipple clamps!
No idea who does your intel, but it has been at least 8 weeks so far. I like the dangerous life.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#520 - 2016-03-11 15:13:16 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Sol epoch wrote:
Did you know, This past number of weeks Tora Bushido has mostly been wearing nipple clamps!
No idea who does your intel, but it has been at least 8 weeks so far. I like the dangerous life.


Reading comprehension fail! "past number of weeks" Tora