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The Devil's Warrior Alliance - HS Merc Alliance

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Mortlake
Republic Military School
#461 - 2016-01-11 00:45:25 UTC
Apologies. We are now returning to our scheduled programme.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
New Eden Tech Support
#462 - 2016-01-11 17:00:08 UTC
Hail Satan!
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#463 - 2016-01-11 17:47:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Ralph King-Griffin
I found a ruby porter today called "Revenge" with a ram's head on the label TwistedCool
seems like i was meant to drink tonight.
Update: Here's the beer , highly recommend .
The ruby was bitter and sharp, damn tasty,
i also picked up a bottle of "Revolution" which was i think the first pale ale iv actually enjoyed in a while.

will report back on "Justice" when iv tasted it.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#464 - 2016-01-22 20:27:21 UTC
No this post never got to page 2 ;-)

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Kaely Tanniss
Black Lotus Society.
#465 - 2016-01-24 10:53:08 UTC
Hey...where's my damn battle thong? C'mon Ralph..you're slackin. Must have Devils merch... Blink

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..

Mortlake
Republic Military School
#466 - 2016-01-24 13:50:23 UTC
I'm still waiting for my custom-made pitchfork nipple clamps (mains & battery option included). I love the pineapple and flamingo set that I have, but I wouldn't wear them undocked.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

Valkin Mordirc
#467 - 2016-01-24 15:35:58 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
I love the pineapple and flamingo set that I have, but I wouldn't wear them undocked.



Did you hear that?


That was the sound of a galaxy crying out in disappointment Mortlake.
#DeleteTheWeak
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#468 - 2016-01-24 16:12:12 UTC
oh god don't encourage him valkin , he'll do it.
Lord Razpataz
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#469 - 2016-01-26 00:52:30 UTC
Its that time again.. more activity than targets.
Aaaaand.. I'm not going to do a blanket dec spree.

Anyone have any targets for us that are active?
Valkin Mordirc
#470 - 2016-01-26 02:12:07 UTC
If you looking for a fight Killswitch Alliance recently gave us a decent one.
#DeleteTheWeak
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#471 - 2016-01-26 13:28:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Fybs
I'm happy to announce Devils will be hosting my SCA. for awhile before my leave into null sec.

I have 3 years experience in HS wars so you could say I no a thing or two Blink

Now is a fantastic time to grab a contract from these lads for the up and coming weekend.

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Mortlake
Republic Military School
#472 - 2016-01-26 13:52:13 UTC
I was only gone 24hrs. Who left the cat flap open?

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#473 - 2016-01-26 14:00:54 UTC
Fybs wrote:
I'm happy to announce Devils will be hosting my SCA. for awhile before my leave into null sec.

I have 3 years experience in HS wars so you could say I no a thing or two Blink

Now is a fantastic time to grab a contract from these lads for the up and coming weekend.




Good bunch of guys and a positive move.

I wish you well in your endevour.


Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#474 - 2016-01-29 12:16:01 UTC
Breaking News...

Mortlake is giving away free topless pics with every new contract.

Grab yours today for this fantastic offer.

Only Available while stocks lasts.
T&C's apply.

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Lord Razpataz
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#475 - 2016-01-30 01:31:04 UTC
Disclaimer:
*If you dont want a topless pic of Mortlake, relax.. you can still contact us for contracts.*

My devils are getting to bloodthirsty, hard keeping them in line.
Use this opportunity to unleash hell on your target.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#476 - 2016-01-30 02:47:18 UTC
Mortlake should wear a devil battle thong and do a full picture for a contract.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Mortlake
Republic Military School
#477 - 2016-01-30 11:13:51 UTC
I have no intention of providing services in exchange for cheap melon shots, so please stop emailing me with pictures of bockwurst and kiwi fruit.

I will, however, provide you with one from a recent shoot I did for Buff Brutor magazine.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#478 - 2016-01-31 20:09:05 UTC
Make your CSM vote count! Vote for me for CSM.

Check my thread in the CSM forum. Have a great day.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Mortlake
Republic Military School
#479 - 2016-01-31 21:09:46 UTC
Who farted?

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#480 - 2016-01-31 21:16:52 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
Who farted?


Possibly your mom upstairs?

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.