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Hulkageddon V: Unholy Union update: TONIGHT AT 0:00

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Mishri
My Little Estonia
#261 - 2012-01-03 17:25:39 UTC
Zions Child wrote:
Helicity Boson wrote:
Killstealing wrote:

checklist, check

posting with forum alt, check

very brave claims in post, check



I'm still waiting for some hopeful to come in and tell me I am a Real Life psychopath for running this in-game event. Can't be long now!


YOU! young Sir and/or Madam, are a SOCIOPATH! You must be locked up to help protect us fuzzy-wuzzy carebears, and our hard earned "free minerals!" Please cease and desist this action which clearly stems from a GENERAL disregard for human DECENCY!




Whaddya think? Need fewer properly spelled words? Is it too readable?



Excellent, great to read all the comments, i find the diversion from mining to maybe belt ratting or joining an incursion fleet most refreshing. If someone is fixated on mining, why not fit up a battleship and keep going? Probably not many points in hulkageddon for a battleship. Probably won't result in a lot of resource gathering, either. Keep the hulkageddons coming I think it is a great idea.
Minta Contha
Emergent Entity
#262 - 2012-01-04 00:03:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Minta Contha
Are participants supposed to attack the Goons they see mining in nullsec too? I just want to know because if I blow up a Goon in a Hulk, then the Goons pay insurance, do I get points for the forthcoming Goonscam 2012TM event?

My cooking is like my lovemaking - fast, greasy, and unsatisfying.

Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#263 - 2012-01-04 00:10:20 UTC
Minta Contha

Per The Mittani: "Death to all miners," and also, "There are no blues mining".

I believe the conclusions to be drawn are quite clear.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Intar Medris
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#264 - 2012-01-04 00:41:45 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Intar Medris wrote:
Kestrix wrote:
Well I'm having fun already... Four members of Gunpoint Diplomacy failed to kill my Hulk... who say's mining is boring?


Sometimes it can be absolutely hilarious given what you just witnessed. I even heard today two people in Rifters tried to gank a Hulk.

Sir, am I to understand that you are openly, wantonly, and with malice aforethought, speaking ill of the most esteemed Rifter-class Minmatar space frigate?



No Rifters are a blast to fly, you just need at least 10 to take down a Hulk.

I try to be nice and mind my business just shooting lasers at rocks. There is just way too many asshats in New Eden for that to happen.

Danial Boone
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#265 - 2012-01-04 01:43:00 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
This is what happens when goons become bored.



Maybe if goons were out enforceing their amnisty to ice miners, for which we paid 100s of millions.
They would not be bored.
Kestrix
Swords To Ploughshares
Stellae Renascitur
#266 - 2012-01-04 05:14:58 UTC
Danial Boone wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
This is what happens when goons become bored.



Maybe if goons were out enforceing their amnisty to ice miners, for which we paid 100s of millions.
They would not be bored.


A fool and his money are soon parted.
Minta Contha
Emergent Entity
#267 - 2012-01-04 19:39:28 UTC
Danial Boone wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
This is what happens when goons become bored.



Maybe if goons were out enforceing their amnisty to ice miners, for which we paid 100s of millions.
They would not be bored.



You gotta be kidding... you didn't really pay them to leave you alone and actually think that would work?

My cooking is like my lovemaking - fast, greasy, and unsatisfying.

Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#268 - 2012-01-04 20:41:38 UTC
Minta Contha wrote:
Are participants supposed to attack the Goons they see mining in nullsec too? I just want to know because if I blow up a Goon in a Hulk, then the Goons pay insurance, do I get points for the forthcoming Goonscam 2012TM event?

If you can find a Goon mining anywhere let me know.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.

Minta Contha
Emergent Entity
#269 - 2012-01-05 00:13:57 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
Minta Contha wrote:
Are participants supposed to attack the Goons they see mining in nullsec too? I just want to know because if I blow up a Goon in a Hulk, then the Goons pay insurance, do I get points for the forthcoming Goonscam 2012TM event?

If you can find a Goon mining anywhere let me know.


Someone posted a screen shot in the other thread. If you blow it up really big you can see you waving out of the window of your Hulk.

My cooking is like my lovemaking - fast, greasy, and unsatisfying.

Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#270 - 2012-01-05 05:48:10 UTC
Minta Contha wrote:
Ladie Harlot wrote:
Minta Contha wrote:
Are participants supposed to attack the Goons they see mining in nullsec too? I just want to know because if I blow up a Goon in a Hulk, then the Goons pay insurance, do I get points for the forthcoming Goonscam 2012TM event?

If you can find a Goon mining anywhere let me know.


Someone posted a screen shot in the other thread. If you blow it up really big you can see you waving out of the window of your Hulk.

Assuming for the sake of argument that your allegation is true, I see no reason why prospective participants would not elect to shoot down these hypothetical, GoonWaffe-affiliated mining ships that you describe. There has so far been no correspondence even suggesting that GoonWaffe or her allies would be exempt from the event, and there have in fact been public announcements from our coalition leadership to the effect that anyone caught mining will be shot on sight (without regard to this upcoming event).

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#271 - 2012-01-05 06:04:26 UTC
Minta Contha wrote:
Someone posted a screen shot in the other thread.

I remember that screen shot. It did not contain any Goons.

Goon miners are rarer than honest politicians.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.

Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#272 - 2012-01-05 07:25:34 UTC
The definition of "Goon" in the mind of anyone making an argument against us is very broad; in fact, there are much fewer Goons play EVE Online than most people seem to believe, and this in spite of the fact that I frequently try to correct these misconceptions.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#273 - 2012-01-05 07:49:21 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
The definition of "Goon" in the mind of anyone making an argument against us is very broad; in fact, there are much fewer Goons play EVE Online than most people seem to believe, and this in spite of the fact that I frequently try to correct these misconceptions.

When you keep your posts concise Lyris you do have the nack.

Black Man with Goggles

ZERO-101
Red Bluff
#274 - 2012-01-05 07:56:37 UTC
Whens all this start?
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#275 - 2012-01-05 07:56:58 UTC
That's presumably why you love me so much, that or the smiley faces.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#276 - 2012-01-05 08:47:03 UTC
Lets keep this thread on topic please. Big smile

Black Man with Goggles

Darek Castigatus
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#277 - 2012-01-05 12:40:28 UTC
ZERO-101 wrote:
Whens all this start?


Some time in february is what the grapevine says.

Pirates - The Invisible Fist of Darwin

you're welcome

Kagan Storm
Doomheim
#278 - 2012-01-05 14:51:22 UTC
Wasent hellcat banned for something like this like 6 months ago or something? Question

My ego is the the size of my carriers jump range.

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#279 - 2012-01-05 20:55:06 UTC
Kagan Storm wrote:
Wasent hellcat banned for something like this like 6 months ago or something? Question


No one has been banned for this 6 months ago or ever!


Devs are on our side Straight

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Billionaire Carebear
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#280 - 2012-01-05 21:14:39 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Devs are on our side


Seems like it is just what the game was designed for, massive user co-operation. It makes mining a seasonal activity, like farming. January thru March is winter for the miner. Time to do research or play the market or go into production. The players are shaping the game as much as the game is shaping the players, and that is a good thing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_and_spirit_of_the_law http://krypto451.deviantart.com/art/Care-Bears-Spanking-168001373 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh0Uu1yD-v0  George Carlin "They're Just Words."