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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#941 - 2015-09-01 10:58:05 UTC
PoH evil awesome pilots that enjoy wearing leather while they hurt you... Don't believe me check the right upper corner of their killboard.... Enjoy.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Mynxee
Signal Cartel
EvE-Scout Enclave
#942 - 2015-09-01 21:51:04 UTC
My dear Zeus and the rest of PoH, what took you so long to come crawling back for our signature Hugs? We are prepping even now to reign maximum hugs upon your love-starved members and look forward to seeing you in space VERY SOON.

Lost in space, looking for sigs...

Blog: Cloaky Wanderer
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#943 - 2015-09-06 19:57:54 UTC
"You are too scared to enter Null-Sec!"
"Why don't you come and fight us?!"
"I live in _____"
"High-sec noobs!"

Um, high-sec mercs have/are alts

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Mynxee
Signal Cartel
EvE-Scout Enclave
#944 - 2015-09-07 01:41:32 UTC
You must be too busy on those alts. We saw a PoH guy log in, got all excited, threw a hugs fleet together, ran a locator, raced to the system, and *poof* he logged off. Halp...my snowballs are melting! Big smile

Lost in space, looking for sigs...

Blog: Cloaky Wanderer
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#945 - 2015-09-07 12:34:10 UTC
Mynxee wrote:
You must be too busy on those alts. We saw a PoH guy log in, got all excited, threw a hugs fleet together, ran a locator, raced to the system, and *poof* he logged off. Halp...my snowballs are melting! Big smile


Alts is a very good way to put it. All in null sec though? Nah. The Pursuit of Happiness runs off of content and uses alts to find it. Why log in the main when an alt can locate the enemy and see if they are active.

Please mail us if you plan on leeroying a titan anytime soon. I'll alarm clock it!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#946 - 2015-09-09 16:22:02 UTC
Back to the top, I believe Zeus and juo are accepting contracts

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#947 - 2015-09-11 10:55:29 UTC
Free bump time, then you can slide down the crap and pisz forum again.

All hail the king....kneel and swear a devotion at your convenience. That is all, have a nice day.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#948 - 2015-09-11 12:44:35 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:

All hail the king....kneel and swear a devotion at your convenience. That is all, have a nice day.


Thank you for the introduction but I am no king. You may rise.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#949 - 2015-09-11 17:49:42 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:

All hail the king....kneel and swear a devotion at your convenience. That is all, have a nice day.


Thank you for the introduction but I am no king. You may rise.

Remember it was an old mail/post from a wartarget, "godking Zeus" or some shyte like that

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#950 - 2015-09-11 22:46:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Zeus Maximo
Saeger1737 wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:

All hail the king....kneel and swear a devotion at your convenience. That is all, have a nice day.


Thank you for the introduction but I am no king. You may rise.

Remember it was an old mail/post from a wartarget, "godking Zeus" or some shyte like that


I'd like to say I forgot about that mail but I didn't, because it was too much.

I saved it(Read bottom up)

He role played so I had to join in!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#951 - 2015-09-14 04:05:13 UTC
All who are interested in Eve philanthropy, Click Me.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#952 - 2015-09-14 08:27:33 UTC
"Reikoku" most fun corp in PL.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#953 - 2015-09-17 19:07:53 UTC
Back to the top rocking the contracts. Keep em coming!!

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Marlin Spikes
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#954 - 2015-09-20 11:19:10 UTC
Good to see you back in POH Saeger!

Bombers Rule!!!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#955 - 2015-09-23 05:47:25 UTC
Marlin Spikes wrote:
Good to see you back in POH Saeger!

Thanks

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#956 - 2015-09-24 19:50:00 UTC
Ships be dying as the bullets keep flying, save a hungry gun, give us a contract today!! To blow your enemies/friends away!!

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#957 - 2015-09-28 15:57:35 UTC
Back to the top!!

Contracts are being filled daily, get your contract in and watch your enemies flee, cry and not log in for a while.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#958 - 2015-09-30 21:23:33 UTC
Problems with the wife make her bite the pillow but for everything merc related hire PoH. For all your dastardly deeds!!!

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#959 - 2015-10-06 16:15:45 UTC
You want revenge against corp thieves hire us. Taking contracts 24/7 365!!

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Chandelin
Abandoned Farm
#960 - 2015-10-08 06:08:06 UTC
I like therefore I bump