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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#981 - 2015-10-26 19:37:04 UTC
Chandelin wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:


Who are you again?


Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist (Edit) With bacon and my wife still has the photo What?
-Tony Stark




Continuing on topic, I am 98% closer to convincing solj to use MWD's. Hire us(him?(juo?(Saeger?)))


Sad times that your wife is still holding onto a pic of zeus

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#982 - 2015-10-27 23:27:00 UTC
Dearest Goblins and Ghouls,

Happy Early Halloween, and as such just before Omar drains you of blood. I'd like to extend my love for this holiday in a deep expression of war.

So all you Ghouls, Goblins, Newbros, Pumpkin heads, Pirates, and Zombies listen in. If you need help with Decorating your Station or Corp Hanger this holiday in preparation of the annual trick or treat. Hire Pursuit of Happiness, we'll get you all the corpses and blood you need to make your station a frightful experience that no one will forget this holiday.

Contracts taken by Pursuit of Happiness guarantee: Pumpkin smashing, stealing of Treats, and occasionally scaring of little kids out of their Mods.

Contact Ju0Zas, or (The god of Lightning) Zeus Maximo for more information.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#983 - 2015-10-29 18:54:24 UTC
Ladies and gentlemen,

The board has been set, lines adjusted, bounties meassured.

The Time has come For the PoH Halloween Bash, those of you lucky enough not to be apart of it, heed this warning!! There are many holidays in a year for a party.


Hire PoH, Our Parties Rock.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#984 - 2015-10-29 20:20:23 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
I wanted to decorate my hangar for hallowe'en, but you guys are poosays. Heya Saeger.

Don't worry however, pirat are doing the job and being paid.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#985 - 2015-10-29 21:34:30 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
I wanted to decorate my hangar for hallowe'en, but you guys are poosays. Heya Saeger.

Don't worry however, pirat are doing the job and being paid.

Good for pirat, guess your turning into Gevlon Goblin this Halloween.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#986 - 2015-10-29 21:47:49 UTC
No, I'm dressing as a common man. The emperor of Amarr needs to have funCool Who is gevlon goblin? Nice deflection there lol.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#987 - 2015-10-29 23:51:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Ju0ZaS
HoleySheet1 wrote:
I wanted to decorate my hangar for hallowe'en, but you guys are poosays. Heya Saeger.

Don't worry however, pirat are doing the job and being paid.

There are better things for me to do than watch mermaids dock up as we enter local next door. You turning into a forum pvper now from a silly instalock station camper, Holey? Spare our thread your petty comments. :)

Also PIRAT and Marmite have been at eatch other on and off for months now for multiple reasons. Both alliances are aids, they can kill each other all they want. I enjoy checking the war report from time to time.

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?

Selusa Secundus
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#988 - 2015-10-30 00:08:38 UTC
Big buff cheeto puff #Holeysheet1!
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#989 - 2015-10-30 00:19:08 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Ju0ZaS wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
I wanted to decorate my hangar for hallowe'en, but you guys are poosays. Heya Saeger.

Don't worry however, pirat are doing the job and being paid.

There are better things for me to do than watch mermaids dock up as we enter local next door. You turning into a forum pvper now from a silly instalock station camper, Holey? Spare our thread your petty comments. :)

Also PIRAT and Marmite have been at eatch other on and off for months now for multiple reasons. Both alliances are aids, they can kill each other all they want. I enjoy checking the war report from time to time.


jooass, I realize you play the nano game and think you're the queen of the spacelanes, kiting being the only tactic in your repertoire, but I thought you guys might be able to handle an easy job....sorry. Popular fiction and wishful thinkers has me pegged as a hub camper but all people who know me know it untrue, even total bulsheeto....for real.

As for your thread...it needs help...bad.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#990 - 2015-10-30 02:59:21 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:

jooass, I realize you play the nano game and think you're the queen of the spacelanes, kiting being the only tactic in your repertoire, but I thought you guys might be able to handle an easy job....sorry. Popular fiction and wishful thinkers has me pegged as a hub camper but all people who know me know it untrue, even total bulsheeto....for real.

As for your thread...it needs help...bad.


Aren't you righteous and full of troll this evening. We all flew with you when you were in UWOF and I know for a fact you haven't gained an ounce of skill since then. Every time I undock one of my trade characters there is always a Holeysheet sitting on the station lounged out waiting for an easy kill.

I admit you do make me giggle when you try to talk down to Juozas. You do understand that on average he gets more kills in unique systems each month than you have acquired in your entire Eve career. I think at the going rate of your piloting progression you may reach Juo's skill level in two decades, maybe three if you learn social skills?

With all of this said I do leave you with kind regards. If you would like to hire us for anything else please drop us a mail.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

U-MAD Membership Recruitment

PoH Corporation Recruitment

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#991 - 2015-10-30 09:38:56 UTC
Sooo...you're saying you guys are chicken? Buuuuuck buuuuck Lol

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Fybs
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#992 - 2015-10-30 10:16:49 UTC
Holey your probably better off hiring me to kill me Big smile

Poking BAW,Mym8,Devils and now PoH will forced you to stay docked for a very very long time.

Also bump for a great bunch of mercs #respect

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#993 - 2015-10-30 10:29:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Saeger1737
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Sooo...you're saying you guys are chicken? Buuuuuck buuuuck Lol



You know I stood up for you, but I'm drawing a line in this sand. Back off, Juo didn't want your business, its up to him what contracts we take and I respect and honor his decisions. Push us more on this issue and it will turn on you. Final Warning.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#994 - 2015-10-30 10:41:39 UTC
Really, last time Holey talked **** he got decced, he and his members got killed and then they started having internal issues cause people didn't like him lighting a fire under their asses. :)

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?

Valkin Mordirc
#995 - 2015-10-30 11:40:52 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Sooo...you're saying you guys are chicken? Buuuuuck buuuuck Lol




Hey Holey have you ever wondered what it's like to have friends?

I mean Marmite dislikes you, who were your formal corp mates and friends. From what it looks like, Tora is letting people station camp outside of D&D so you probably wouldn't have had to change your ways at all.

Your own corp is a shell, no wants to be in it because the consistent **** you bring onto yourself and effectively them.

Even Saeger who was fun fact telling me to be nice to you and not talk **** to you because he felt probably a little sorry for you is getting tired of your antics.


I mean I know self abuse is thing and all but seriously dude, calm the **** down with it.
#DeleteTheWeak
Xorphix
Cell Anomaly
#996 - 2015-10-30 13:03:09 UTC
I think its about time we just all ignored holeytroll. Smile We seem to be fanning the flames of his troll,sadly...

On a more important note, POH are a solid team of skiled killers, and they get the job done.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#997 - 2015-10-30 13:16:05 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Sooo...you're saying you guys are chicken? Buuuuuck buuuuck Lol




Hey Holey have you ever wondered what it's like to have friends?

I mean Marmite dislikes you, who were your formal corp mates and friends. From what it looks like, Tora is letting people station camp outside of D&D so you probably wouldn't have had to change your ways at all.

Your own corp is a shell, no wants to be in it because the consistent **** you bring onto yourself and effectively them.

Even Saeger who was fun fact telling me to be nice to you and not talk **** to you because he felt probably a little sorry for you is getting tired of your antics.


I mean I know self abuse is thing and all but seriously dude, calm the **** down with it.


Are you angry? You see, I've had few people I called friends in eve, most being basement dwelling sociopaths. Heck, me and a wing mate had dim sum one night with our respective wives/kids. He was on business from the US.
Alas, for your ego, my real life is very content and full of good feelings. I log on eve to be the bad guy, perhaps to let out some aggression. I apologize for hurting your feelings.

PS I bought some hg snakes tech2 links and some nano ships so I can be leet, like you guys.....wish me luck! Lol

Edit : since no one in the "merc" community has any balls, I will have to initiate operation Termite.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#998 - 2015-10-30 13:29:22 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Sooo...you're saying you guys are chicken? Buuuuuck buuuuck Lol




Hey Holey have you ever wondered what it's like to have friends?

I mean Marmite dislikes you, who were your formal corp mates and friends. From what it looks like, Tora is letting people station camp outside of D&D so you probably wouldn't have had to change your ways at all.

Your own corp is a shell, no wants to be in it because the consistent **** you bring onto yourself and effectively them.

Even Saeger who was fun fact telling me to be nice to you and not talk **** to you because he felt probably a little sorry for you is getting tired of your antics.


I mean I know self abuse is thing and all but seriously dude, calm the **** down with it.


Are you angry? You see, I've had few people I called friends in eve, most being basement dwelling sociopaths. Heck, me and a wing mate had dim sum one night with our respective wives/kids. He was on business from the US.
Alas, for your ego, my real life is very content and full of good feelings. I log on eve to be the bad guy, perhaps to let out some aggression. I apologize for hurting your feelings.

PS I bought some hg snakes tech2 links and some nano ships so I can be leet, like you guys.....wish me luck! Lol

Edit : since no one in the "merc" community has any balls, I will have to initiate operation Termite.

We know about the links you bought it with the same toon that has been avidly defending you o.O. Twisted

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#999 - 2015-10-30 14:26:42 UTC
Continuing on, We are for hire.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

U-MAD Membership Recruitment

PoH Corporation Recruitment

Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1000 - 2015-10-30 14:36:59 UTC
#1000 reserved. :)

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?