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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Armagast Sin Truth
Blackstone and Fairfield Transuniversal
Sentinels of Sukanan Alliance
#3101 - 2015-07-15 19:04:22 UTC
Why oh Why did u have to mess up the test server too,! i was having fun there
Leeming
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3102 - 2015-07-15 19:04:24 UTC
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The Hamsters powering the forums are about to go next,. cant cope with all the extra work load !!
Malcolm Muutaras
Wan Futuristics
#3103 - 2015-07-15 19:04:28 UTC
Have you tried unplugging it then plugging it back in and turning it on? Big smileBig smile #ClassicAppleSupport
Tobias Acuerdo
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3104 - 2015-07-15 19:05:03 UTC
Kairos Antilles wrote:
I'd go outside, but this is what I am hearing outside our compound walls

Much safer here, in front of the laptop.


And the world wonders why the Saudis won't let women drive?! Roll
ghengis khan2
Shad0wtech
#3105 - 2015-07-15 19:05:09 UTC
this is what happens when i re-activate my accounts....
Callum Ijonen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3106 - 2015-07-15 19:05:11 UTC
Fix.

This.

****.

PLEASE.
iserv4u DIR
The Fish and Chips Corporation
Consortium of Space Travelers
#3107 - 2015-07-15 19:05:12 UTC
Damn

Just back from work, missed all the fun and now....

I HAVE TO SPEND TIME WITH WIFE!

Can I submit a support ticket for help dealing with real life wives while TQ is offline? Must be something about that in the eula :P

Keep trying guys we have faith
Don Palcsi
TxivYawg
#3108 - 2015-07-15 19:05:14 UTC
Let's go 200 pages are close now

You can only post every 5 minutes because your account is less than 2 days old. You can post a new one in 300 seconds.

Imiarr Timshae
Funny Men In Funny Hats
#3109 - 2015-07-15 19:05:17 UTC
Somewhere an alliance director is wringing his hands, filled with worry about the checkbox he clicked yesterday :

Vulnerability Timers :

Yes [ ]
NO [ X ]
Arcturus Gallow
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3110 - 2015-07-15 19:05:17 UTC
Maybe falcon could stop writing the updates in caps, there is so many now that writing in caps is not making it more readable ^^
Cobra Gaterau
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3111 - 2015-07-15 19:05:18 UTC
Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:
Alicia Star-Runner wrote:
Leila Numanor wrote:
Alicia Star-Runner wrote:
freddy115 wrote:
This is getting utterly ridiculous.


I am actually agree with this statement. It has been six hours of them working on it. I understand sometimes things get ******, I get it. I understand they are trying to bring more to the game, I understand that as well... The issue is that it has been six hours without so much as a "Hey, yeah... We ****** up... Here is something to quell your rioting in the forums."

Not like it is all that hard to give us all something to cover at least 2 hours of the down time...


Get your free Trial Account to Hellokitty online


Yes, because I am on a "Free Trial Account". How did you ever guess? Not like I have paid already? Not like I am a vet of games coming out with a update and things going sideways... Nope not at all. Why don't you sit down and shut up before I slap the **** out of your five dollar ass.


Oh ****! We got an internet badass over here!

.... who apparently lacks reading comprehension skills.


Wait just a second!!! This 5 dollars you speak of........P
Reverendia Zeddamax
Angry Dragons
Brothers of Tangra
#3112 - 2015-07-15 19:05:18 UTC
Leaf Blossom wrote:
On the upside CCP now have jobs available in their QC department P


That would imply there is one currently ...
Chevron7
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#3113 - 2015-07-15 19:05:19 UTC
Bloody Talon wrote:


My favorite toy appears to be broken. Cry


Just put new batteries in it / superglue / ductape??
Law Enforcement
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3114 - 2015-07-15 19:05:20 UTC
now the server seems to be going down





















#SLASHWRISTS
iFox Aeon
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3115 - 2015-07-15 19:05:30 UTC
I think it's safe to assume...

Feawen does NOT like this...
Ero Adalwulf
Wormhole Mining Minions
#3116 - 2015-07-15 19:05:31 UTC
CCP shame on you for having a office fleet battle with Super Soakers SuperSoaker50

Go back to using Rifter models!!! You 'hosed' the servers! P

Garion Audeles
UK Deepspace Mining
#3117 - 2015-07-15 19:05:33 UTC
Good news guys.......

The Hamster has now been found hiding beneath the server.....

The bad news is as previously suspected it has converted to ISIS

CCP are now in the process of negotiation for it to hand over it's AK...... Then the process of deciding which wire to cut on it's vest can begin.


The other option is to send the drones in and make hamster burger.......

Closely followed by a new delivery of coal to get steam up and the server back online.
Ygaff Desfois
W4LK1NG D34D
#3118 - 2015-07-15 19:05:36 UTC
Lemon Verbena
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3119 - 2015-07-15 19:05:42 UTC
Chris Eraclea wrote:
F... sake no beer left in the fridge and beer sales are closed at the shop and still no eve to play...
CCP i demand compensation in Beer, or the next drunken fleet goes to iceland Twisted



they should allow us to buy beer with LP at the next fanfest :)
Dutchman Flaying
Orange Leeuw Corporation
#3120 - 2015-07-15 19:05:48 UTC
what a mess....i'm waitinggggggggUghUghUghUghUgh.........