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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Strykr X
Infernal Armada
#3061 - 2015-07-15 18:59:58 UTC
Braskus Aurellius wrote:
Are the POS's wasting fuel blocks while we wait?


The POSes don't even exist right now. By this point, let's all hope the server emerges without serious permanent damage.
Crash McCoy
Presumed Dead Enterprises
Brave Collective
#3062 - 2015-07-15 19:00:05 UTC
"So, how was your day at work dear?"
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
#3063 - 2015-07-15 19:00:08 UTC
Wow. Forum got ganked for a bit. The issue is spreading! Hide your Dancers and ISK!
D'Mannin Black
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#3064 - 2015-07-15 19:00:09 UTC
This is all CODE's fault. They have figured out a way to gank everyone at the same time and clearly should be bannedCool
Deck Cadelanne
CAStabouts
#3065 - 2015-07-15 19:00:09 UTC
OMG...could this be...THE GREAT RESET !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."

- Hunter S. Thompson

Iceni Magni
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3066 - 2015-07-15 19:00:16 UTC
krixus spartans wrote:
For all you young kids in EVE CCP and IT guys, Old saying goes, if it is not broke, quit trying to f***ing fix it. Enough said


Ummm.... it IS broken
Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
#3067 - 2015-07-15 19:00:27 UTC
ana langel wrote:
Im having mor fun whit this forum tread that whit the game lol,
That would not be to difficult, as this thread is live and the game is not at the moment.

Here I used to have a sig of our old Camper in space. Now it is disregarded as being the wrong format. Looking out the window I see one thing: Nothing wrong with the format of our Camper! Silly CCP......

MoonHee
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#3068 - 2015-07-15 19:00:36 UTC
Games still down and forums starting to glitch, I'm gon go get cigs and beer 200 pages here we come
Cruz Wolf
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3069 - 2015-07-15 19:00:39 UTC
Luca Oskold wrote:
Please tell me you took a backup before applying the patch.


OMG that must be it. After 13 plus years of running an MMO like Eve I bet the good folks at CCP never even thought of such a practice. Who knew?

I always tell people that Eve is a game for smart people only. I humbly submit the error of my thinking and hang my head.

Inquisitor Cerberuso
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#3070 - 2015-07-15 19:00:39 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]

13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
[/b]


The logs show nothing. Literally. Nothing. Dong.
Chevron7
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#3071 - 2015-07-15 19:00:39 UTC
Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:
Desert Ice78 wrote:
I'm going to the gym. Everyone else should just go home. Try again tomorrow.


Whatever bro. Stop trying to pretend like you even lift.


what he said you despicable worm GET BACK IN LINE AND ADD TO THE THREADNAUGHT
Jenn aSide
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#3072 - 2015-07-15 19:00:43 UTC
Thercon Jair wrote:
Chill out, have a beer / do whatever calms you.


Screw that! PANIC!!!!
Victor Sane
A-1 Industrial and Salvage
#3073 - 2015-07-15 19:01:02 UTC
Sister Abigal wrote:
i was thinking 1 mill SP would be nice its working on 2 nowPIdea


why not just some of that fancy rare frigate stuff... nuff said
Lyndai Vassic
Fashion Police.
#3074 - 2015-07-15 19:01:12 UTC
I'm loving all of these backseat programmers who think they can do CCP dudes' jobs better than they can, even though they have no experience with this kind of thing. Just, y'know, getting my opinion out there as a network engineer..

Seriously feeling sorry for them, hope none of them have to read through those responses. At least lots of people are trying to keep it light-hearted!
E6o5
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3075 - 2015-07-15 19:01:18 UTC
this thread is hilarious, please don't fix the server and keep the thread going
Yuki Helenoto
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3076 - 2015-07-15 19:01:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Yuki Helenoto
Lemon Verbena
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3077 - 2015-07-15 19:01:24 UTC
Liam Oliphants wrote:
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Liam Oliphants wrote:
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Xenuria wrote:
You could have prevented this! You didn't listen!



Liam for CSM XI!


I'm telling you my fetch quest for the Dwarf Repairman will solve everything.



A vote For Liam is a vote for a "NEW" CSM.. there will be drawven repairmen/Women/Persons... and cake!

And if he wins i get a free Unicorn :)


I don't remember making those promises... The cake IS a lie you know. Wait... um... YES! UNICORN FOR LEMON!



Good politics, requires a few little white lies.
Hopefully.. fluffy, delicious, white lies made out of cake :)
Yash Nima
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3078 - 2015-07-15 19:01:33 UTC
I feel so empty now, I don't want live anymore.
Vox Anon
Jita Capital Group
#3079 - 2015-07-15 19:01:37 UTC
a quick review of posts:

30% joke about turning it off and turning it back on / boot.ini

5% joke about compensation

35% actual request for compensation

20% general back patting / trolling

<10% tittiez


PRIORITIES PEOPLE!
Kairos Antilles
Doomheim
#3080 - 2015-07-15 19:01:39 UTC
I'd go outside, but this is what I am hearing outside our compound walls

Much safer here, in front of the laptop.