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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Jenn aSide
Soul Machines
The Initiative.
#3081 - 2015-07-15 19:01:47 UTC
Y0UR M0THER
Trashy Woman
Memento Moriendo
#3082 - 2015-07-15 19:01:50 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
Why all the angst, don't y'all know EVE is dying, CCP took the server down to ease the eventual impact you will feel when EVE actually dies at some point in the obviously near future Twisted


This one has issues, seriously.Ugh
Ripblade Falconpunch
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3083 - 2015-07-15 19:01:51 UTC
Alicia Star-Runner wrote:
Leila Numanor wrote:
Alicia Star-Runner wrote:
freddy115 wrote:
This is getting utterly ridiculous.


I am actually agree with this statement. It has been six hours of them working on it. I understand sometimes things get ******, I get it. I understand they are trying to bring more to the game, I understand that as well... The issue is that it has been six hours without so much as a "Hey, yeah... We ****** up... Here is something to quell your rioting in the forums."

Not like it is all that hard to give us all something to cover at least 2 hours of the down time...


Get your free Trial Account to Hellokitty online


Yes, because I am on a "Free Trial Account". How did you ever guess? Not like I have paid already? Not like I am a vet of games coming out with a update and things going sideways... Nope not at all. Why don't you sit down and shut up before I slap the **** out of your five dollar ass.


Oh ****! We got an internet badass over here!

.... who apparently lacks reading comprehension skills.
Zar Myx
New Eden Browncoats
#3084 - 2015-07-15 19:02:11 UTC
As many people have pointed out, they should have a rollback option.

They seem very committed to this patch. Must be some real important fix included with today's code. If not, I assume someone would have made the call by now. It's not like this is Archeage where you expect daily/weekly patches that last for 12 hours or more.
Larn Conner
Doomheim
#3085 - 2015-07-15 19:02:13 UTC
Hitler Rage-Quits Eve Online

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htihrha9nJI

*Sorry, not specifically related to Eve Online being offline, although I tried to find one*
Victor Sane
A-1 Industrial and Salvage
#3086 - 2015-07-15 19:02:25 UTC
ooh iknow a frigate with the polaris frigate look :D. that would be neat
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
#3087 - 2015-07-15 19:02:42 UTC
Vox Anon wrote:
a quick review of posts:

30% joke about turning it off and turning it back on / boot.ini

5% joke about compensation

35% actual request for compensation

20% general back patting / trolling

<10% tittiez


PRIORITIES PEOPLE!


Moar tiitiez?
Rentia Novita
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3088 - 2015-07-15 19:02:47 UTC
I can play when , as his started doing long

thx
Mia Spicoli
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#3089 - 2015-07-15 19:02:51 UTC
Clearly the hamster as sprained a hammy Big smile
JackMarston
Swedish Fail Army
#3090 - 2015-07-15 19:02:52 UTC
**** this,im off to make some toast and catch up on ....anything......... laters all :)
Omnimaximus Plasmaticum
New Hope for the Wretched
#3091 - 2015-07-15 19:02:57 UTC
Crash McCoy wrote:
"So, how was your day at work dear?"


...or rather:

"Svo, hvernig var dagurinn þinn í vinnunni kæri?"
Cadoc Credence
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3092 - 2015-07-15 19:03:14 UTC
OK, so there is this cheerio society. And in this society there are three classes of cheerios. There are frosted cheerios, and these guys are rich, like they have like infinite money and they have whatever they want. Then there are honey nut cheerios, these are like the middle class, they are normal people with nice stuff. Then there are plain cheerios, these are the cheerios that you find at the bottom of the box, and these guys are all broken and nasty and poor, most of them are like half a cheerio.

So there's this guy, and he's just a plain cheerio, and he's has like a broken up plain cheerio car, with a tiny old plain cheerio house. So this cheerio is not satisfied with his life as a plain cheerio, and he decides that he wants to be a Honey Nut Cheerio. So he goes ahead and sells everything he owns, he sells his house, his car, literally EVERYTHING he owns. With this money he goes to Honey Nut Cheerio College. So he studies his ass off and he gets good grades, and when he graduates, he's a Honey Nut Cheerio. So he lives his brand new Honey Nut Cheerio life, he gets a Honey Nut Cheerio car, with Honey Nut Cheerio house, and a cute Honey Nut Cheerio wife, and he even has a Honey Nut Cheerio dog. So he lives this Honey Nut Cheerio life for a while, and he enjoys it, but one day, he gets that feeling again, and he decides that he wants to be a Frosted Cheerio. So he again goes ahead and he sells his house, his car, his dog, he even sells his wife. And he goes to Frosted Cheerio University.

So when he graduates, he gets this Frosted Cheerio sports car, and this Frosted Cheerio Super model wife, and he even gets a pack of Frosted Cheerio pure-bred Racing hounds. So now he's satisfied and he is enjoying his life as a Frosted cheerio. One day he goes to this Frosted Cheerio restaurant that he's known about all his life, but he could never afford to go to. So he goes there and a waiter seats him, and he tries some of the bread, and it's the best bread he has ever tasted in his life. Then the waiter comes by and asks him if he wants the soup or the salad, so he looks around and sees that everyone is eating the soup, so he asks for the soup, and it's the best soup he has ever tasted in his life, like he decides that it is the only soup he will ever eat again. Next the waiter comes by and asks him if he wants the Steak or the Fish, and again he looks around and sees that everyone is eating the steak, so he goes ahead and orders that, and it's the best steak that he has ever tasted, and he decides that this is the only food he ever wants to eat again. So after all of this eating he is kinda thirsty, so he looks around and sees the orange juice, but he notices that the line to get some goes around the restaurant because it is so huge, next he looks at the mango juice, and again the line wraps around the other side of the restaurant. So he's kinda put off, but then he sees the fruit punch, and he's really happy because, There is no punch line.
Thulium Strauss
PODKA
#3093 - 2015-07-15 19:03:22 UTC
Things I think will be a good compensation for us:


Geckos


Gold Magnate


... More Geckos


Polaris Noob Ship


more, more and more Geckos


A Capsule fitted with Exotic Dancers Inside


and of course... Geckos, Geckos, Geckos Geckos...





:P
Chevron7
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#3094 - 2015-07-15 19:03:25 UTC
Vox Anon wrote:
a quick review of posts:

30% joke about turning it off and turning it back on / boot.ini

5% joke about compensation

35% actual request for compensation

20% general back patting / trolling

<10% tittiez


PRIORITIES PEOPLE!



EVERY THREADWORM SHIFT PRIORITY TO <10% tittiez
Tatsujin Kagaku
Perkone
Caldari State
#3095 - 2015-07-15 19:03:27 UTC
Taking out guitar..
*starts to sing kumbaya*
Bloody Talon
Perkone
Caldari State
#3096 - 2015-07-15 19:03:31 UTC
I have checked server status several times over the last eight hours and I am beginning to think that there may be some kind of problem.

My favorite toy appears to be broken. Cry
Tyson Paige
Temple of Zeus
#3097 - 2015-07-15 19:03:37 UTC
Commi Girl wrote:
Tyson Paige wrote:
My wife Is the only beneficiary of this down time. I have to change my babies diaper now. Thanks EVE!!!Oops


Hahahaha, guess you could use the time to make another one Twisted



TwistedTwistedTwisted
Enslaved Mistress
The Destiny Logistics.
#3098 - 2015-07-15 19:03:44 UTC
A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day and asked her what she had between her legs.

"That's something you're never going to talk about again. And you shouldn't touch it because it has teeth," she replied.

Many years went by, and the boy never touched any girl in between her legs because he was very scared.

One day, however, he met the love of his life, and they got married.

On their wedding night, his wife asked him to touch her there.

"No," he said. "It's got teeth."

"Silly goose!" she said. She spread her legs wide for him to see. "See? No teeth!"

"Well, I'm not surprised," he replied."Not with gums like that."
Mini Instructorcon
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3099 - 2015-07-15 19:03:45 UTC
Just bought elite and dangerous, Sorry CCP, Well... I'm not.
Chris Eraclea
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3100 - 2015-07-15 19:04:18 UTC
F... sake no beer left in the fridge and beer sales are closed at the shop and still no eve to play...
CCP i demand compensation in Beer, or the next drunken fleet goes to iceland Twisted