Crime & Punishment

Well, i am also pirating, although in a different fashion.
Currently i am pirating some of the giggles that are envolved with Hillbillageddon for other people to have.
Although they are certain i will not be able to pull this off, i did recieve an e-mail from goonfleet in an attempt to make me stop i guess.



Judge for your self:

Safe mining during Hulkaggedon!
From: Rain Tian
Sent: 2011.12.08 19:41
To: Tiger Would,

Hello!

I thought you might be interested in our Amnesty program for miners. We’re currently extending this to a small group of miners to test the waters and see how things go.

A full outline of the program can be found at http://goonfleet.net/miners/

The short and sweet version is that, for a small fee, we can have your character(s) added to our global no kill list. This would exclude you from our suicide operations in mining, (not just ice mining anymore!)

We intend to keep this as a very small group, and slots are first come first serve. If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask.

Please calculate the value of your alts on the afore-mentioned link, and let me know the characters names. This is very important. Without this, I cannot add you to the white list to ensure you are not attacked.

Kind regards,

Rain
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You can imagine my surprise how easy it seems to be to get under their skin.

If anyone is interested joining in on the fun we are going to have with hillbillageddon and its participants, please post in the "Hillbillageddon Season I" thread.

[ 1958.04.26 04:14:13 ] Veldspar > PLEASE NO!
[ 1958.04.26 04:14:28 ] Chribba > I must save you!

im a bastard i know it XD

well here comes. it was done on a alt of mine

[ 2011.10.16 17:31:37 ] victim 1 > im mining to
[ 2011.10.16 17:31:51 ] Felena Sisinir > can i join?
[ 2011.10.16 17:32:39 ] victim 2 > who ?
[ 2011.10.16 17:32:47 ] Felena Sisinir > in mining
[ 2011.10.16 17:33:07 ] victim 2 > ok i will invite you to fleet
[ 2011.10.16 17:33:12 ] Felena Sisinir > roger
[ 2011.10.16 17:34:24 ] victim 2 > me and kurik are in usso
[ 2011.10.16 17:34:33 ] victim 2 > lol your heer
[ 2011.10.16 17:34:37 ] victim 2 > here
[ 2011.10.16 17:35:11 ] victim 2 > what was that for
[ 2011.10.16 17:36:26 ] victim 2 > stop]
[ 2011.10.16 17:36:35 ] corpie 1 > whats going on
[ 2011.10.16 17:36:40 ] victim 2 > \
[ 2011.10.16 17:36:46 ] victim 2 > she is poding me
[ 2011.10.16 17:37:07 ] corpie 2 > what does that mean lol
[ 2011.10.16 17:37:07 ] corpie 3 > who
[ 2011.10.16 17:37:17 ] corpie 3 > and were
[ 2011.10.16 17:37:41 ] corpie 2 > explane more
[ 2011.10.16 17:43:16 ] corpie 3 > Felena Sisinir WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ 2011.10.16 17:44:14 ] corpie 2 > whats going on?
[ 2011.10.16 17:44:49 ] victim 2 > she just killed mad and kurik
[ 2011.10.16 17:45:01 ] Felena Sisinir > no i dident
[ 2011.10.16 17:45:11 ] victim 2 > you poded them
[ 2011.10.16 17:45:12 ] Felena Sisinir > killing blow was from my drones
[ 2011.10.16 17:45:16 ] Felena Sisinir > i dident pod them
[ 2011.10.16 17:45:24 ] Felena Sisinir > i don't want concord to destroy my ship
[ 2011.10.16 17:45:59 ] Felena Sisinir > do you even know what podding means -_-'
[ 2011.10.16 17:46:00 ] victim 2 > why did you attack
[ 2011.10.16 17:46:07 ] corpie 2 > mad you just been had mate
[ 2011.10.16 17:46:11 ] corpie 2 > kick the ****
[ 2011.10.16 17:46:17 ] Felena Sisinir > i did lots of things
[ 2011.10.16 17:46:21 ] Felena Sisinir > can't remember them all
[ 2011.10.16 17:46:36 ] Felena Sisinir > try undock

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14438835

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14438836

best things comes afterwards. and yes i was in their corp. hated their polocy so joined to kill them.

[ 2011.10.16 17:55:26 ] corpie 4 > we arent noobs we just dont expect to get shot at by one of our own
[ 2011.10.16 17:55:27 ] corpie 2 > more cool storys
[ 2011.10.16 17:55:30 ] Felena Sisinir > docking means no fight little one
[ 2011.10.16 17:55:49 ] Felena Sisinir > also docking means you can kick me ^_^
[ 2011.10.16 17:55:56 ] Felena Sisinir > but for your information i have been docked
[ 2011.10.16 17:56:04 ] Felena Sisinir > look in my hanger
[ 2011.10.16 17:56:10 ] Felena Sisinir > you can see the drops from your orca there
[ 2011.10.16 17:56:31 ] Felena Sisinir > sadly there dident drop much
[ 2011.10.16 17:56:45 ] corpie 2 > e peining over a few million
[ 2011.10.16 17:56:49 ] corpie 2 > your small time
[ 2011.10.16 17:56:56 ] Felena Sisinir > i only have 900k iskies
[ 2011.10.16 17:56:58 ] corpie 2 > your a no-body
[ 2011.10.16 17:57:13 ] Felena Sisinir > aye im a nobody who killed some other nobody's
[ 2011.10.16 17:58:06 ] corpie 2 > i just come from playing wow for 6 years i'm one of the best priests in the world
[ 2011.10.16 17:58:17 ] Felena Sisinir > a wow player pssst
[ 2011.10.16 17:58:23 ] Felena Sisinir > you don't belong here
[ 2011.10.16 17:58:33 ] Felena Sisinir > thats my loss
[ 2011.10.16 17:58:39 ] corpie 2 > i have over 20 top 50 rankings
[ 2011.10.16 17:58:42 ] Felena Sisinir > so what
[ 2011.10.16 17:58:43 ] corpie 2 > your a ******* scrub
[ 2011.10.16 17:58:52 ] corpie 2 > is my point
[ 2011.10.16 17:58:55 ] corpie 3 > lol
[ 2011.10.16 17:59:04 ] corpie 2 > what you did wasn't a hard thing to do
[ 2011.10.16 17:59:17 ] corpie 2 > it takes no skill to trick someone
[ 2011.10.16 17:59:32 ] corpie 2 > make out your a new player and kill unarmed ships
[ 2011.10.16 17:59:40 ] corpie 2 > you are no pvp hero
[ 2011.10.16 17:59:44 ] Felena Sisinir > awww how sad you dident get me
[ 2011.10.16 17:59:47 ] corpie 2 > just a little scrubling
[ 2011.10.16 17:59:55 ] Felena Sisinir > now kick me
[ 2011.10.16 17:59:59 ] corpie 5 > why?
[ 2011.10.16 18:00:06 ] Felena Sisinir > either way you lost a orca to a 800k toon
[ 2011.10.16 18:00:29 ] corpie 2 > yeh thats a big thing to you
[ 2011.10.16 18:00:35 ] corpie 2 > but its nothing to just
[ 2011.10.16 18:00:41 ] corpie 2 > not even a set back
[ 2011.10.16 18:00:42 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Sebiestor Tribe Corp

I'm not gonna lie, that post by Chribba actually made me have a pretty good laugh.

It's...!! It's like we're brothers!! Long lost...!!

A regular Tuesday evening and getting ready to start the evenings chain collapsing for something to shoot or ruin someone's day in another way that we enjoy doing. Only difference, we struck gold this time.

The first wormhole of the evening was cycled after i got back from dinner. A covert ops jumped in and got a beautiful dscan. 1 moros, 1 orca and 1 scorpion on dscan. a quick pan of the dscan confirmed they weren't near a planet nor was there any POS in range. Combat probes were thrown out in the general direction of the spotted ships while the call for ships went through the alliance like wildfire and the fleet ran up in numbers. The 3 original ships disappeared of dscan however. assuming they were collapsing the combat scanners were used to scan down the c5's static. Arriving there the wormhole seemed in perfect condition. clearly no fleet had been trying to collapse it yet.

Thinking we lost the target 2 more scouts jumped in and a second later an archon and moros turned up on overview. Assuming they would land at 0 and collapse the way back home the 1st scout started turning around and then the call came that they landed nearly 10km off the wormhole. The fight slaughter was on.

the fleet was ordered to jump in despite not being at full force yet. more screams were put in intel and alliance for logistics and ships, but we had enough loki's to keep the moros and archon away from the wormhole. Logistics and 4 bhaalgorns quickly followed the rest of the fleet. The 2 scanners that jumped in later had initial points on the archon and moros and reported them going into siege and triage. just perfect.

The fleet was told to focus everything on the moros first and ignore the triage carrier. Several HiC's had joined at this point and with both caps well within the bubble they werent going anywhere. At this point the archon and moros pilot started begging to be let go for payment. This was ignored and only answered by posting the narwhals video. then suddenly........a loki warped in. the act of bravery was astounding, or he was just plain stupid. some points and webs were switched to the loki and then we ignored it, punching the moros down who had its cap removed by the 4 bhaalgorns sucking like no tomorrow. the bhaals gave a single neut cycle to the loki and then put everything on the archon while keeping 1 neut on the moros to make sure he wouldnt recharge any cap. The moros died and the loki was called. The archon was sitting there in triage with just 25% cap left from the tender attention of the bhaalgorns. As far as i could see, he didnt even try to rep the loki, as it went down in a flash. The moros pilot had been giving a direct return ticket to empire, with the frozen corpse of the loki pilot quickly following. All damage was now on the archon, with its cap entirely gone and it folded quickly. For everyones pleasure we kept the pod alive a little longer so everyone could whore onto that mail.

Several haulers were brought in to loot all the stuff, including some officer capacitor mods and a bunch of meta 2 cap mods. Then a revelation was called on dscan, but he turned out at the pos the initial scout had missed. The fleet was ordered to leave the wormhole and when everyone and the loot was saved (and everything salvaged) the c5s was collapsed.

Overview of the fight:
http://narwhalskilled.me/?a=kill_related&kll_id=7710

and tasty local:
[20:09:49] Archon pilot: > stop a pay
[20:11:05] moros pilot > (in Russian) Stop!
[20:11:14] Moros pilot > (in Russian) We will pay! Stop!
[20:11:56] Efraya > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
[20:12:58] Loki pilot > stop pls
[20:13:26] Archon pilot > i pay money
[20:13:35] Archon pilot > don not kiil
[20:14:15] djswitch47 > we are rich
[20:14:24] Archon pilot > pleas)
[20:14:42] Archon pilot > dont nuch car) very hard by

a good evening :)

can someone please explain this? i do not understand "Bear Humor"

Got bored so I decided to fiddle around in the recruitment channel. Also made a thread about this, apologies.


http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14858034



http://pastebin.com/QkRqFHAD

Ahh crap.. I posted a lovely story here but it got eaten, as it's late, I'm not going to post the whole thing again..

the TL;DR: Griefers dec my industrial alliance as x-mas pressie, i take out my pilgrim for the first time, and scan down a cane and a tornado, which got swiss cheesed by our fleet, so far, 0 losses for us. 3 badgers, 1 pod, 1 tornado and 1 cane dead for them.

So here I am minding my own business preparing for another war when my calm little world is shattered with a Convo.

I don't know this guy, but he knows me and has been keeping track of my "work" and he is really a fan of my work.

So I say what would be the polite thing to say, which is Thank you.

Then comes the bedrock of his convo... the "like" what you do was just an ice breaker. His corp has been war decced by another PVP corp and want me to go handle them. First thought that pops into my mind is why me when there is a merc corp for this shyte.

He asks how much... I say 500mil, he ask when, and bling.. there my wallet flashes. Cool I just scored a free 500mil.

I decide to have some more fun.

I Convo the CEO of the corp that decced them and ask if he would like to have fun. He need to notify that corp that I am actually his alt that he tried to hire.

He was nice enough to send me the logs for our amusement.

Here is the mail to the victim:

thx for the isk bro
From: ************
Sent: 2011.12.29 06:24
To: Victim,

Hey man, i know you think you hired some mercs to kill us but... well you hired my alt to come kill us so... I have to thank you for sending my alt 500 mil. It will go far towards funding our war machine that will smash you tards into the ground. But alas, I won't be a complete bastard and not thank you for the donation. I will comment though on your unfortunate foolishness in trying to hire a merc corp, which happens to be our alt corp, to come kill us. We laughed so hard we almost pissed ourselves. If you send us another 500 mil (********** corp wallet this time) we might actually call the war off before it even begins :)

Fly Safe


Convo afterwards:

[06:52:31] Victim > gg
[06:52:39] Victim > I really tip my hat to you
[06:52:57] Victim > I also am a fan of your work
[06:53:14] Accomplis > hahaha thx for the isk bro
[06:53:24] Victim > not a problem
[06:53:29] Accomplis > you can now pay us off to not dec you
[06:53:37] Accomplis > obviously isk isnt a problem
[06:53:45] Victim > Nah it's alright
[06:53:52] Accomplis > nah man pay me
[06:53:54] Accomplis > again
[06:54:59] Accomplis > u mad bra, u mad?
[06:55:00] Victim > Meh
[06:55:05] Accomplis > lol
[06:55:10] Victim > nah, I'm not mad at all
[06:55:39] Victim > Well done really
[06:56:07] Accomplis > im going to come to your house and puch your mom, then im coming into your room and im going to pull those amarr jammies off you and slap the **** out of you
[06:56:22] Victim > I fell like I should resign as CEO though
[06:56:24] Accomplis > just for being a ******
[06:56:27] Victim > that's a bit harsh
[06:56:32] Accomplis > yes you should
[06:56:45] Victim > Well, you've been playing for a while, I wouldn't think it's that fair
[06:57:00] Accomplis > i have 20 mil sp
[06:57:14] Accomplis > how is it not fair?
[06:57:38] Accomplis > i have 4 other active guys
[06:57:47] Victim > haha i only have 1.6 mil :S
[06:58:12] Accomplis > wtf, not to mention your guys have alligator mouths and parakeet asses
[06:58:38] Accomplis > this war is going to happen like it or not
[06:59:09] Accomplis > now you can legitimately pay me or deal with the consequenses
[06:59:28] Victim > nah it's fine
[06:59:29] Accomplis > and if you have to hire someone, hire the orphangae
[06:59:41] Victim > I should've
[06:59:42] Accomplis > orphanage*
[06:59:43] Victim > Oh well
[06:59:48] Victim > You live and learn
[06:59:56] Accomplis > thx for the plex :D
[07:00:03] Victim > No worries mate
[07:00:19] Accomplis > <3 hugs, kisses, and lost pods bra
[07:00:20] Victim > take it as a donation to your sick pvp skillz
[07:00:28] Victim > catch ya later
[07:00:33] Accomplis > o/
[07:00:41] Victim > \o


What have we learned here? Most corps don't pay before services rendered. Service is rendered and then you get paid.

Victim also did not seem to reallize that the way my accomplis and myself convo is completely different. That would have been a dead giveaway for me but lucky enough the shock of loosing 500mil might have blinded him a bit.

Victim... YES YOU "Garven Dreis", thank you for playing along. You were a good sport, next time please remember not to blindy give people isk before terms are settled and agreed upon.

Fly Safe

and Accomplis, Happy Hunting.

Going to buy another Caldari Navy INV for my Tengu.... because anybody that does not faction fit PVP T3's is just wasting what they can do.