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[MERC] The Marmite Collective

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#4961 - 2015-03-19 08:58:26 UTC
Belthazor4011 wrote:
Knag Tla wrote:
Bad mercs are bad. Especially when led by someone with delusions of grandeur.


Aren't mercs supposed to be bad? Just saying...

If they handed out cuddles they'd not be scary enough Lol

Last time I tried to hire myself out as a cuddle merc I was arrested for prostitution :-(

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#4962 - 2015-03-19 13:28:55 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Belthazor4011 wrote:
Knag Tla wrote:
Bad mercs are bad. Especially when led by someone with delusions of grandeur.


Aren't mercs supposed to be bad? Just saying...

If they handed out cuddles they'd not be scary enough Lol

Last time I tried to hire myself out as a cuddle merc I was arrested for prostitution :-(

In EVE, all mercs are prostitutes.

But CCP, in a fit of Icelandic morality, made it legal.

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#4963 - 2015-03-19 14:16:11 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Belthazor4011 wrote:
Knag Tla wrote:
Bad mercs are bad. Especially when led by someone with delusions of grandeur.


Aren't mercs supposed to be bad? Just saying...

If they handed out cuddles they'd not be scary enough Lol

Last time I tried to hire myself out as a cuddle merc I was arrested for prostitution :-(

In EVE, all mercs are prostitutes.

But CCP, in a fit of Icelandic morality, made it legal.



He speaks the truth.

My rates are:

50 mil = 20 mins

60 mil = 30 mins

120 mil = 1 hour

240 mil = 2 hours

500 mil = 5 hours

I book up pretty quickly so get in touch with danalee today to see when you too can book an appointment.

Blink


Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#4964 - 2015-03-19 19:58:12 UTC
Fybs wrote:
Starrakatt wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Belthazor4011 wrote:
Knag Tla wrote:
Bad mercs are bad. Especially when led by someone with delusions of grandeur.


Aren't mercs supposed to be bad? Just saying...

If they handed out cuddles they'd not be scary enough Lol

Last time I tried to hire myself out as a cuddle merc I was arrested for prostitution :-(

In EVE, all mercs are prostitutes.

But CCP, in a fit of Icelandic morality, made it legal.



He speaks the truth.

My rates are:

50 mil = 20 mins

60 mil = 30 mins

120 mil = 1 hour

240 mil = 2 hours

500 mil = 5 hours

I book up pretty quickly so get in touch with danalee today to see when you too can book an appointment.

Blink



How much for the gf experience and a sleepover?

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Belthazor4011
Battle BV Redux
#4965 - 2015-03-20 16:38:48 UTC
Over 9000 for sure Cool
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#4966 - 2015-03-21 01:57:08 UTC
Noragen as an ex-member you get a discount.

You get 20% off all prices.

Plus a free Ibis.

Big smile

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#4967 - 2015-03-21 07:14:01 UTC
A free ibis? This just got a little kinky

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Lachesiss
Perkone
Caldari State
#4968 - 2015-03-31 08:35:24 UTC
I'm starting to think i'm the recruitment thread bumper for C&P Sad

On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#4969 - 2015-03-31 10:59:01 UTC
Lachesiss wrote:
I'm starting to think i'm the recruitment thread bumper for C&P Sad
And we all <3 you for it Twisted \o/

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#4970 - 2015-04-02 09:03:01 UTC
There's a power growing within the depths of Marmite.

Contact Tora today for all of your High Sec contract needs.

Pirate

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#4971 - 2015-04-02 12:27:11 UTC
Fybs wrote:
There's a power growing within the depths of Marmite.

Contact Tora today for all of your High Sec contract needs.

Pirate

What an awesome welcome back speel. Thanks fybs

#vanity

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#4972 - 2015-04-05 17:45:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Fybs
When FR8T and SCA. start working together you know someone is going to be hurting. Pirate

Speak to Tora today to inflict real pain on your enemies.

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#4973 - 2015-04-09 10:03:54 UTC
We also have a dedicated and fully stocked forum trolling department

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#4974 - 2015-04-09 10:08:02 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
We also have a dedicated and fully stocked forum trolling department
Run by Holey and Danalee ?

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#4975 - 2015-04-09 10:29:51 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
We also have a dedicated and fully stocked forum trolling department
Run by Holey and Danalee ?

I think Holey is on hiatus atm but I'm tutoring under Danalee Blink

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
flakeys
Doomheim
#4976 - 2015-04-09 10:35:21 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:

How much for the gf experience and a sleepover?



You want him to yell at you and deny sex ? ... ow wait the gf experience not the wife experience , nevermind.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#4977 - 2015-04-09 10:37:29 UTC
flakeys wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:

How much for the gf experience and a sleepover?



You want him to yell at you and deny sex ? ... ow wait the gf experience not the wife experience , nevermind.

Sadly I already get the wife experience Sad. And should she ever learn how to find this forum post it will change to the ex-wife experience Oops

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Rawmeat Mary
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#4978 - 2015-04-09 12:48:23 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
flakeys wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:

How much for the gf experience and a sleepover?



You want him to yell at you and deny sex ? ... ow wait the gf experience not the wife experience , nevermind.

Sadly I already get the wife experience Sad. And should she ever learn how to find this forum post it will change to the ex-wife experience Oops

Had a heart lurch of sympathy when I read that.

'If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins onto their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.'

Yeah, we're like that.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#4979 - 2015-04-09 13:32:34 UTC
Rawmeat Mary wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
flakeys wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:

How much for the gf experience and a sleepover?



You want him to yell at you and deny sex ? ... ow wait the gf experience not the wife experience , nevermind.

Sadly I already get the wife experience Sad. And should she ever learn how to find this forum post it will change to the ex-wife experience Oops

Had a heart lurch of sympathy when I read that.

All humor aside I've found the only woman amazing enough to put up with me. When I say I can't do something for a few hours cause my internet space ship job needs me she will normally let it go for a bit. Wouldn't trade her for all the tritanium in jita. Ok let's get back on topic Smile

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#4980 - 2015-04-09 14:34:18 UTC
Ohhh close call. Twisted Never not take wife agro serious. I learned by experience, that 2 coffee and a neck massage will give you 1-2 hours Eve. So blame coffee for our wars.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.