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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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Lachesiss
Perkone
Caldari State
#821 - 2015-03-04 09:03:05 UTC
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
It's funny that you mention Star Wars As this little Gem is floating around DEAF HQ right now

https://i.groupme.com/632x519.png.ba63f2f121bd4d6bbbdf45baf20e8afa.large



hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahShockedWhat?Big smile

On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.
Dohbart
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#822 - 2015-03-06 10:04:35 UTC
Da bump
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#823 - 2015-03-06 20:05:13 UTC
The first week of March has been a good one! Many "sneaky" people have lost their beloved ships and countless more are in line to lose theirs too.

We can run 57 locates in 10 minutes, hire us.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Mynxee
Signal Cartel
EvE-Scout Enclave
#824 - 2015-03-08 04:01:12 UTC
Greetings, my dears. I am sorry our Free Hugs Fleet was unable to deliver this evening but I left something for you in Amarr. Quick...before the snowballs melt..go go go!

http://i.imgur.com/0JpZ7y9.jpg

Lost in space, looking for sigs...

Blog: Cloaky Wanderer
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#825 - 2015-03-08 07:50:58 UTC
Why some shouldn't leave the station

Food chain caught up with some people. Leadership did not properly inform them of the pasture that we designated for their use. All sheep were purged from the pastures of deadspace and returned back to their grazing grounds of dodixie.

Mynxee wrote:
Greetings, my dears. I am sorry our Free Hugs Fleet was unable to deliver this evening but I left something for you in Amarr. Quick...before the snowballs melt..go go go!

http://i.imgur.com/0JpZ7y9.jpg


Unfortunately I saw this too late so my attempt to rescue the can and it's contents did not go as planned. I even probed for the mobile depot! Next time I will try to be more aware of exchanges such as these.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Lachesiss
Perkone
Caldari State
#826 - 2015-03-10 08:05:37 UTC
Hire POH today

Always gracious in relieving you enemies from there ships.

On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#827 - 2015-03-10 12:47:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Sol epoch
Lachesiss wrote:
Hire POH today

Always gracious in relieving you enemies from there ships.


Your so sexy I would leave my sheep for you!

Sheep are sexy by the way!
deklanmarshall7
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#828 - 2015-03-12 20:44:25 UTC
Wait, wait, wait!

You follow targets into low, null, and wormholes? Correct?
Explain to me why you never follow me.
I have been chased multiple times by your little HS Wardeccin' misfit corp, just to evade you at a LS gate. Same applies for WH's and NS. You guys do not follow people. I sit 15km off the gate/hole cloaked, just waiting for you guys to come through.
You never do.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#829 - 2015-03-12 21:50:58 UTC
deklanmarshall7 wrote:

I sit 15km off the gate/hole cloaked


This is a good way to NOT get a fight. One cannot scout someone that isn't visible.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Valkin Mordirc
#830 - 2015-03-12 22:10:31 UTC
Quote:
. You guys do not follow people. I sit 15km off the gate/hole cloaked, just waiting for you guys to come through.
You never do.


XD "I'm sitting here cloaked bro! Come AT ME BRO."
#DeleteTheWeak
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#831 - 2015-03-12 22:20:35 UTC
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Quote:
. You guys do not follow people. I sit 15km off the gate/hole cloaked, just waiting for you guys to come through.
You never do.


XD "I'm sitting here cloaked bro! Come AT ME BRO."

Valkin gotta speak nerdy to him. His cloak of invisibility may give him -5 dexterity, but +2 in YouTube PvP.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#832 - 2015-03-12 22:57:08 UTC
Cloaky pilots... pfft. Kill them all 2defy!

Now for todays lesson I would also like to reinforce that we, The Pursuit of Happiness, are not followers but predators.

We may not feature hundreds of wars with dozens upon dozens of active members but we do seek out to destroy whoever we are at war with. For all of those who think we too sit in a trade hub then think again and observe these simple statistics.

In 12 days we have destroyed 211 ships/capsules.
In 12 days only 26 kills of the ships/capsules we destroyed were in a trade hub.
For those who like math, 12.3% of our kills this month have been in a trade hub.

Not sold yet?

The Pursuit of Happiness is 505 days old.
In 505 days we have killed 20,921 ships/capsules.
In 505 days only 6,468 of the ships/capsules we destroyed were in a trade hub.
For the math minded, 30.91% of our kills since birth have been in a trade hub.

Consistent aren't we?

Still don't think we hunt our prey? Hire us or declare war on us. We'll be happy either way.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#833 - 2015-03-12 23:27:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Ned Thomas
Zeus Maximo wrote:
deklanmarshall7 wrote:

I sit 15km off the gate/hole cloaked


This is a good way to NOT get a fight. One cannot scout someone that isn't visible.


Apparently orbiting the gate at 15km is a good start.

Hugs, PoH Smile
Valkin Mordirc
#834 - 2015-03-13 05:52:15 UTC
Confirming POH's hunty-ness. 


#DeleteTheWeak
Lachesiss
Perkone
Caldari State
#835 - 2015-03-13 12:31:57 UTC
Today I will be hunting war targets Brazilian bikini style Shocked.

deklanmarshall7 if I see you un cloaked I promise I will make sure you nuzzle me.

On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.
Desudes
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#836 - 2015-03-16 01:18:53 UTC
Marlin Spikes wrote:
AttentionWe will follow targets to Null, Low, and WormholesAttention


Did EE not pay you guys enough for this ? Was kinda hoping for content :/

Excuse me, but what the f*ck are you desu?
Lex Arson
Adversity.
Psychotic Tendencies.
#837 - 2015-03-16 01:25:57 UTC
Desudes wrote:
Marlin Spikes wrote:
AttentionWe will follow targets to Null, Low, and WormholesAttention


Did EE not pay you guys enough for this ? Was kinda hoping for content :/


We live in Antem VI - 7 for reference, please pay us a visit

There's no use crying after every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#838 - 2015-03-16 05:59:43 UTC
Lex Arson wrote:
Desudes wrote:
Marlin Spikes wrote:
AttentionWe will follow targets to Null, Low, and WormholesAttention


Did EE not pay you guys enough for this ? Was kinda hoping for content :/


We live in Antem VI - 7 for reference, please pay us a visit


Hello we live in Anttiri V - 21 for reference.

You see when a mercenary starts to become well known they can begin to offer unique services such as high-sec denial, predator paranoia, and last but not least the tears cannon.

As you might have guessed we do get hired to do different tasks by different entities for, you guessed it, different prices. Now obviously if EE wanted us to camp you in in Antem then we would be there. Just because you didn't see us this time doesn't mean we didn't do the job we were paid to do. Until next time, keep up the good work soldier Cool

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Lex Arson
Adversity.
Psychotic Tendencies.
#839 - 2015-03-16 18:23:40 UTC
Can I pay you to come fight us?

There's no use crying after every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
Lachesiss
Perkone
Caldari State
#840 - 2015-03-17 11:37:52 UTC
Lex Arson wrote:
Can I pay you to come fight us?



The easy way is for you to dec us if you really want to play?. Oh wait sorry we do not have any poco's or towers for you to shoot. Sad

I can put a nice big shinny one up if you want to play with that?

On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.