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Bring me the head of a CFC titan pilot!

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1141 - 2014-09-08 01:33:00 UTC
Oh god I was right, it is about ratters.

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Arkady Romanov
Whole Squid
#1142 - 2014-09-08 02:44:02 UTC
Serious question Gevlon. Do you have a plan to defeat us that isn't a variation of "pay people to do what they were going to do anyway and then claim credit for their hard work"?

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Raiz Nhell
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1143 - 2014-09-08 02:55:04 UTC
You gotta admit though...
He might be completely bats**t crazy but he can draw a pretty graph :)


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If your fighting fair you have automatically put yourself at a disadvantage.
Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1144 - 2014-09-08 04:32:39 UTC
Well, crap. I still had hope this would be entertaining in some way, but it turned out to be more graphs. Lucas was right - Gevlon has stopped being fun and is now simply boring. He managed to become even more irrelevant.

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Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1145 - 2014-09-08 19:03:42 UTC
nobody ever killed ratters in CFC space before gevlon offered a bounty

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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#1146 - 2014-09-08 21:14:04 UTC
I have removed some rule breaking posts and those quoting them. As always I let some edge cases stay.
Please people, keep it on topic and above all civil!

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Mr Omniblivion
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#1147 - 2014-09-08 21:25:48 UTC
Pete Butcher wrote:
He managed to become even more irrelevant.


What happens when an irrelevant becomes even more irrelevant? Irrelevant-ception?
Gericht
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#1148 - 2014-09-09 04:48:08 UTC
Step 1: Spend hours and hours mining data and making graphs.
Step 2: Spend more hours analyzing data
Step 3: Ignore inconvenient facts from data (such as the fact that CFC losses are remarkably stable over the last year)
Step 4: Color parts of the graph differently
Step 5: Victory!

Now you too can do Gevlon analysis.

So, now that the titan bounty has proven a fruitless effort a new plan. Still not all hope is lost.
The normal, and competent, roamers will just keep doing what they are doing, but maybe this bounty will attract incompetent roamers as content for the CFC.
Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1149 - 2014-09-09 05:17:49 UTC
So Gevlon made a donation board for Mordus (because it worked so well last time). I really like how almost half of the donations come from Cfc.

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Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1150 - 2014-09-09 13:02:08 UTC
Pete Butcher wrote:
So Gevlon made a donation board for Mordus (because it worked so well last time). I really like how almost half of the donations come from Cfc.

it did work well last time, it encouraged a whole 40b of donations

from gevlon

because he matched a donation from a random test director alt they funneled 40b of test money to who then 'donated' it to get gevlon's matching donation
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1151 - 2014-09-09 13:04:44 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:

I on the other hand operate with money, and don't depend on anyone liking or respecting me. .

well at least you're honest with yourself about the chances of anyone doing either of those things
Cebraio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1152 - 2014-09-09 14:04:33 UTC
Wow, I didn't know the Goblin is inflicting 29m isk damage on average to me, every 5 months or so. I feel violated now. Sad

Guess, I'll have to rat for 20 minutes to make up for it. Also if any GSF newbro cannot bear with the devastation, hit me up on jabber and I will gladly pay you the same amount, so you don't have to rat it up. That's what 'socials' are for.


(Offer limited to 10, because **** ratting)
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1153 - 2014-09-09 20:27:15 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
If they fail too often, no one will care about them.


Foreverwar - Fail
Lemmings - Fail
Titan Bounty - Fail
Graph warfare - Fail


Hmmm.....

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Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1154 - 2014-09-09 20:50:27 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
If they fail too often, no one will care about them.


Foreverwar - Fail
Lemmings - Fail
Titan Bounty - Fail
Graph warfare - Fail


Hmmm.....


What do you expect from a guy who managed to fail a mining OP.

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OldWolf69
EVE-RO
Goonswarm Federation
#1155 - 2014-09-10 11:25:43 UTC
Pete Butcher wrote:
So Gevlon made a donation board for Mordus (because it worked so well last time). I really like how almost half of the donations come from Cfc.

Lol, i saw a Moa guy posting that and asking for money in shipschannel yesterday. Ofc, i did ask respectfully if he got also a donkey ears hat together with his mission. Sadly, prolly because of overhelming donations, guy did not answer me. Well, i tend to believe it's all about money to move things out, since i heard they gonna change the pub.
Srsly now. Begging in Shipschannel? GG, those are your children...?Lol
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1156 - 2014-09-10 14:01:42 UTC
Pete Butcher wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
If they fail too often, no one will care about them.


Foreverwar - Fail
Lemmings - Fail
Titan Bounty - Fail
Graph warfare - Fail


Hmmm.....


What do you expect from a guy who managed to fail a mining OP.


I almost cried when I read that.

And then... the part where he goes into his fittings for his mining titan.... omfg.. and the implants for the pod concerning such...

This guy really is unstable.

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Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1157 - 2014-09-11 13:20:55 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Pete Butcher wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
If they fail too often, no one will care about them.


Foreverwar - Fail
Lemmings - Fail
Titan Bounty - Fail
Graph warfare - Fail


Hmmm.....


What do you expect from a guy who managed to fail a mining OP.


I almost cried when I read that.

And then... the part where he goes into his fittings for his mining titan.... omfg.. and the implants for the pod concerning such...

This guy really is unstable.

you read the part about how he'd make his titan invincible right

by offering bounties to save him or rat out attempts to kill him
xPredat0rz
Project.Nova
The Initiative.
#1158 - 2014-09-12 05:04:25 UTC
Too bad that lawn titan moonwalked into his pos today after that failed drive by.

http://i.imgur.com/PGdDsca.png


Was hilarious hearing that they managed to bump it safely into the tower right through the hostile fleet.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#1159 - 2014-09-12 08:35:17 UTC
From Marmites perspective this forever war is a great success !

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

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PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1160 - 2014-09-12 08:51:26 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
From Marmites perspective this forever war is a great success !

heh.