These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Crime & Punishment

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

Bring me the head of a CFC titan pilot!

First post First post
Author
Charles Case
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1161 - 2014-09-12 19:03:19 UTC
What forever war? We're at war with marmots?
Charles Case
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1162 - 2014-09-12 19:06:41 UTC
Oh sorry i see now, you mean "forever" war in the same way as Gevlon means "defeat" the CFC, meaning anything but. Humpty Dumpty style.

Speaking of humpy dumpty what happened to your corporal lemmings and his unstoppable corp (another humpty dumpty term, by unstoppable i mean dead in 3 weeks :V )

Alp Khan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1163 - 2014-09-13 09:52:03 UTC
Charles Case wrote:
What forever war? We're at war with marmots?


Yet another failure for Gevlon: The man who literally failed every objective he put out there in two years of playing EVE.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#1164 - 2014-09-13 11:34:14 UTC
Charles Case wrote:
What forever war? We're at war with marmots?
DO YOU MIND !? Its Marmaids !

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Kaivar Lancer
Doomheim
#1165 - 2014-09-13 14:30:48 UTC
OMG. Goons, aren't you embarrassed by this thread? You're losing to high-sec.
Steppa Musana
Doomheim
#1166 - 2014-09-15 00:05:44 UTC
Charles Case wrote:
Oh sorry i see now, you mean "forever" war in the same way as Gevlon means "defeat" the CFC, meaning anything but. Humpty Dumpty style.

Speaking of humpy dumpty what happened to your corporal lemmings and his unstoppable corp (another humpty dumpty term, by unstoppable i mean dead in 3 weeks :V )


It would seem you have well over a trillion reasons to be upset, so your post is understandable. Lol

Hey guys.

Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1167 - 2014-09-15 05:02:46 UTC
Steppa Musana wrote:
Charles Case wrote:
Oh sorry i see now, you mean "forever" war in the same way as Gevlon means "defeat" the CFC, meaning anything but. Humpty Dumpty style.

Speaking of humpy dumpty what happened to your corporal lemmings and his unstoppable corp (another humpty dumpty term, by unstoppable i mean dead in 3 weeks :V )


It would seem you have well over a trillion reasons to be upset, so your post is understandable. Lol


The only upset person seems to be poor Gevlon - he's crying in his latest blog post how people don't treat him seriously and eve forums should be closed because of it.

http://evernus.com - the ultimate multiplatform EVE trade tool + nullsec Alliance Market tool

Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
#1168 - 2014-09-15 06:51:18 UTC
Pete Butcher wrote:
Steppa Musana wrote:
Charles Case wrote:
Oh sorry i see now, you mean "forever" war in the same way as Gevlon means "defeat" the CFC, meaning anything but. Humpty Dumpty style.

Speaking of humpy dumpty what happened to your corporal lemmings and his unstoppable corp (another humpty dumpty term, by unstoppable i mean dead in 3 weeks :V )


It would seem you have well over a trillion reasons to be upset, so your post is understandable. Lol


The only upset person seems to be poor Gevlon - he's crying in his latest blog post how people don't treat him seriously and eve forums should be closed because of it.
And how I'm always wrong. I know you're all jealous, namecheck for me.

The Indecisive Noob - EVE fan blog.

Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list.

Sith1s Spectre
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#1169 - 2014-10-11 03:32:51 UTC
So....

Goblin, you still good for this?

https://zkillboard.com/kill/41733985/

Regards,

Sith

Resident forum troll and fashion consultant

Notmo
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
#1170 - 2014-10-11 03:35:42 UTC
Does it get split between all the pilots on the mail?
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1171 - 2014-10-11 04:12:59 UTC
Sith1s Spectre wrote:
So....

Goblin, you still good for this?

https://zkillboard.com/kill/41733985/

Regards,

Sith


He will get out of actually paying the iskies. Probly say not enough people said his name in local or some crap.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1172 - 2014-10-11 04:51:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Mallak Azaria
Sith1s Spectre wrote:
So....

Goblin, you still good for this?

https://zkillboard.com/kill/41733985/

Regards,

Sith


Did you meet all of his silly requirements?
Gevlon Goblin wrote:

  • link to the API verified Zkillboard page of the kill
  • the dead pilot must be in a CFC alliance (no "I swear he is a Goon alt" accepted)
  • a link to a well readable screenshot of the fight with the titan still alive but damaged, without any masking (minimize your secret channels). Local channel must be open, readable, with transparent background.
  • on the local channel of the screenshot at least 5 people must say "Gevlon Goblin sends his regards"
  • The money will be given to the corp of the highest damage dealer.


If not then he'll probably back out of actually paying you. He's getting pretty poor these days.

This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal, proud member of the popular gay hookup site somethingawful.com, Spelling Bee, Grammar Gestapo & #1 Official Gevlon Goblin Fanclub member.

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1173 - 2014-10-11 07:32:26 UTC

  • link to the API verified Zkillboard page of the kill
  • the dead pilot must be in a CFC alliance (no "I swear he is a Goon alt" accepted)
  • a link to a well readable screenshot of the fight with the titan still alive but damaged, without any masking (minimize your secret channels). Local channel must be open, readable, with transparent background.
  • on the local channel of the screenshot at least 5 people must say "Gevlon Goblin sends his regards"
  • The money will be given to the corp of the highest damage dealer.


These are the rules. The money is held by Chribba, so he will not pay you if these aren't met

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com

Big Lynx
#1174 - 2014-10-11 08:04:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Big Lynx
Gevlon Goblin wrote:

  • link to the API verified Zkillboard page of the kill
  • the dead pilot must be in a CFC alliance (no "I swear he is a Goon alt" accepted)
  • a link to a well readable screenshot of the fight with the titan still alive but damaged, without any masking (minimize your secret channels). Local channel must be open, readable, with transparent background.
  • on the local channel of the screenshot at least 5 people must say "Gevlon Goblin sends his regards"
  • The money will be given to the corp of the highest damage dealer.


These are the rules. The money is held by Chribba, so he will not pay you if these aren't met


Them excuses... embarassing...

sry, gev, but that's britney mode now.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1175 - 2014-10-11 08:39:08 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:

  • link to the API verified Zkillboard page of the kill
  • the dead pilot must be in a CFC alliance (no "I swear he is a Goon alt" accepted)
  • a link to a well readable screenshot of the fight with the titan still alive but damaged, without any masking (minimize your secret channels). Local channel must be open, readable, with transparent background.
  • on the local channel of the screenshot at least 5 people must say "Gevlon Goblin sends his regards"
  • The money will be given to the corp of the highest damage dealer.


These are the rules. The money is held by Chribba, so he will not pay you if these aren't met

Unless you tell him otherwise. I mean this is literally a cfc titan kill that you're ignoring.

This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal, proud member of the popular gay hookup site somethingawful.com, Spelling Bee, Grammar Gestapo & #1 Official Gevlon Goblin Fanclub member.

Solecist Project
#1176 - 2014-10-11 08:51:39 UTC
Not sure if anyone said this already ...

Goblin is desperate to get head.


*badum tish*

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
#1177 - 2014-10-11 10:38:25 UTC
Lol, he's made the kill as impossible to pay out for as he can. Like people are going to be messing around trying to say his name in a spammed up local chat while dreads are being volleyed off the field in the middle of a fight against a titan.

We all know the truth here. Gevlon is incredibly poor, and so having a bounty that will never pay out allows him to not spend the isk and still look like it's out there. Once it pays out he's gotta come up with another idea and spend more of his rapidly depleting isk. I'm honestly not sure what's funnier, the hundreds of billions he's paid for absolutely nothing to happen, or the amount of his real life he's spent doing things like manually checking 175 players on eve who so he could come to the conclusion "The top 175 damage dealers in goons aren't newbies thus goons aren't noobie friendly".

The Indecisive Noob - EVE fan blog.

Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list.

Alp Khan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1178 - 2014-10-11 11:19:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Alp Khan
This isn't the first time Gevlon tried to avoid making payments. He hired a mercenary group before, and ended up not paying them the agreed upon contract fee. How Gevlon tried to scam that mercenary group made headlines, and the same mercenary group ended up hitting Gevlon back due to non-payment.

You are not getting that 20B.
Amyclas Amatin
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1179 - 2014-10-11 17:11:39 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:

  • link to the API verified Zkillboard page of the kill
  • the dead pilot must be in a CFC alliance (no "I swear he is a Goon alt" accepted)
  • a link to a well readable screenshot of the fight with the titan still alive but damaged, without any masking (minimize your secret channels). Local channel must be open, readable, with transparent background.
  • on the local channel of the screenshot at least 5 people must say "Gevlon Goblin sends his regards"
  • The money will be given to the corp of the highest damage dealer.


These are the rules. The money is held by Chribba, so he will not pay you if these aren't met



It wasn't even that kind of battle. It just kind of escalated. Unless someone frapped or recorded it, it's unlikely that there will be decent footage.

I was there, damping Elo Knight to death.

For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/

Remember that whenever you have a bad day in EVE, the correct reponse is "Thank you CCP, may I please have another?"

Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1180 - 2014-10-11 21:08:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Mallak Azaria
It must hurt to come to the realization that once the money dries up no one will care about you anymore. Friends & respect can't be bought, only hired.

This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal, proud member of the popular gay hookup site somethingawful.com, Spelling Bee, Grammar Gestapo & #1 Official Gevlon Goblin Fanclub member.