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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
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#141 - 2014-05-30 09:18:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Tora Bushido
You might want to add that most of your kills are from Darwins Lemmings, who asked if they could join, because the wanted a challenge and the CFC bears were none Blink. You did get some nice kills on Marmites too, but thats just part of being active mercs. We lose about 40-50B a month, but still keep an eff. of 95%+. I don't think our clients care about how much we lose, just how much we kill.

You are like the mouse bragging you can hit the elephant with a gun and the elephant cant hit you with the same gun. Like I always have said before, you pick the tool needed for the job. If you want max damage on targets, you hire The Marmite Collective. If you want someone who will focus 100% on one target, get an alliance as PoH. One thing in our favor, we don't back stab our friends when it suits us. If an alliance does that to its friends, what will it do with its clients ? Think about that before you hire someone.

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Alekseyev Karrde
Noir.
Shadow Cartel
#142 - 2014-05-30 13:33:36 UTC
I feel like I picked the right tool for the job and am very happy with the results.

PoH performed well against my target putting up better numbers than I expected for a very reasonable price.

Alek the Kidnapper, Hero of the CSM
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#143 - 2014-05-30 14:27:08 UTC
Alekseyev Karrde wrote:
I feel like I picked the right tool for the job and am very happy with the results.

PoH performed well against my target putting up better numbers than I expected for a very reasonable price.
Haha, I hope you are trolling. Or are you saying you are so bad, you cant do the job yourself Twisted If you re not trolling, then its all good. As the most important thing is a happy client. Good job PoH, trollololll Noir. Big smile

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#144 - 2014-05-30 16:02:15 UTC
Ahhhh grow a pair and take it on the chin. The day Marmite kills more pvpers of an entity they are hired to kill than the carebears is the day I'll give Marmite PVP respect again. Kill all the goon carebears you want, their pvpers still don't know you exist.

Also why can't we wardec our friends? They've war decced us before... Didn't we as mercs kind of agree that in our type of business, business is business? Maybe you should hire mercs to "kill us." Not like I didn't already give them a heads up so we can get a cut.

By the way Hello Alekseyev :) It was our pleasure!

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#145 - 2014-05-30 17:30:13 UTC
Well, that's probably where we are different. For me some Eve friends are more important than business Shocked And we aren't hired to do awesome pvp. We are hired to do max. damage. Do you really think our clients care how we do that ? Lol.... Lol Sorry to pop your dream bubble.

@Alex : You probably just lost the last bit of respect people might still have for Noir. after your scams. What?

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#146 - 2014-05-30 18:00:57 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Well, that's probably where we are different. For me some Eve friends are more important than business Shocked And we aren't hired to do awesome pvp. We are hired to do max. damage. Do you really think our clients care how we do that ? Lol.... Lol Sorry to pop your dream bubble.


I guess my eve friends understand that having content in Eve is more important than a relationship between 2 CEO's.

On that subject, how does it feel to be the goonswarm of highsec? Doesn't your blue donut consist of Forsaken Asylum, The Devils Warrior Alliance, PIRAT, German Freakshow, and a few other entities? You do understand that you're following in the very footsteps of the group you are claiming to kill?

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Lord Razpataz
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#147 - 2014-05-30 18:09:02 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
Well, that's probably where we are different. For me some Eve friends are more important than business Shocked And we aren't hired to do awesome pvp. We are hired to do max. damage. Do you really think our clients care how we do that ? Lol.... Lol Sorry to pop your dream bubble.


I guess my eve friends understand that having content in Eve is more important than a relationship between 2 CEO's.

On that subject, how does it feel to be the goonswarm of highsec? Doesn't your blue donut consist of Forsaken Asylum, The Devils Warrior Alliance, PIRAT, German Freakshow, and a few other entities? You do understand that you're following in the very footsteps of the group you are claiming to kill?


Sry.. I have to correct you Zeus.
Devils are not a part of that blue donut, the deal was never done.. just because of the blue donut :)
Ask Jake to confirm Big smile
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#148 - 2014-05-30 18:20:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Tora Bushido
Confirming Devils are no blue donuts (and a few more of your list) Smile

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Solitary Pal
The Filthy Few
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#149 - 2014-05-30 18:33:44 UTC
Mmmm donuts

I have a monocle therefore my opinion matters more than yours.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#150 - 2014-05-30 21:17:57 UTC
Lord Razpataz wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
Well, that's probably where we are different. For me some Eve friends are more important than business Shocked And we aren't hired to do awesome pvp. We are hired to do max. damage. Do you really think our clients care how we do that ? Lol.... Lol Sorry to pop your dream bubble.


I guess my eve friends understand that having content in Eve is more important than a relationship between 2 CEO's.

On that subject, how does it feel to be the goonswarm of highsec? Doesn't your blue donut consist of Forsaken Asylum, The Devils Warrior Alliance, PIRAT, German Freakshow, and a few other entities? You do understand that you're following in the very footsteps of the group you are claiming to kill?


Sry.. I have to correct you Zeus.
Devils are not a part of that blue donut, the deal was never done.. just because of the blue donut :)
Ask Jake to confirm Big smile


Well I would like to publicly apologize then :) My bad!

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#151 - 2014-05-30 21:20:33 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Confirming Devils are no blue donuts (and a few more of your list) Smile


Quite a short response for my accusations. I guess we can both agree now that it is okay for mercs to dec other mercs? Wouldn't you agree that in the name of content it's good for high sec pvpers to dec other high sec pvpers?

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Jake Patton
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#152 - 2014-05-30 22:19:14 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
You might want to add that most of your kills are from Darwins Lemmings
While this holds up for the number of kills, we actually killed more (in ISK) of Marmites. From the grand total of 12.9bil (at the time of writing this post), 7.2bil was lost by Marmite.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#153 - 2014-05-30 22:56:59 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Quite a short response for my accusations. I guess we can both agree now that it is okay for mercs to dec other mercs? Wouldn't you agree that in the name of content it's good for high sec pvpers to dec other high sec pvpers?
I have no issues with mercs wanting to dec other mercs. We wont, as most end up in boring wars. But be clear from the start. I will never war dec someone who is an Eve friend, not even if you send me 10B (I might just spend it on a kill right Oops). I have more respect for guys like BAW, who really dont give a **** and war dec anyone. Then you know it could happen and don't have to be surprised. Many in your alliance are ex Marmites who I had fun times with, seeing them turn on me ... well.... seriously ? What? I still remember a chat I once had with an angry guy about trust and respect.

@Jake, thanks for the math. Nice job so far.

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Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#154 - 2014-06-06 10:40:34 UTC
Miko Jin wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Hello everyone,

Over the past few weeks we in The Pursuit of Happiness have been sharing OUR version of mercenary services with another great mercenary enterprise, The Marmite Collective. Every now and again we feel it is necessary to test our power projection against other praised and well known organizations to see how we match up. Although a few of us in Mentally Assured Destruction have been around the block a few times we felt our new alliance needed the test.

War Report

As you can see in the war report above our methods of mercenary work have been very effective against Marmite's "stationary approach." Yes we still have a few more souls to touch with our blitzing attacks but for the most part I feel we have made our point. Some mercenaries may provide a better "wow factor" than us but their flaws outweigh their pro's. These flaws range from specific timezone activity to simply a failure of adaptation to get a kill. Some would rather logi up and play it safe with resists than to take chances and go for the death blow. Not us! We would rather use any means necessary to get a kill just to make sure our client(s) stay happy.

Relentless is a good word to describe our war machine. Proven ourselves, we have!

-Zeus

Pride before a fall is an old quote I remember.



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VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#155 - 2014-06-06 20:15:03 UTC
breaking news: Marmitism still festering in Sivala!!!


Bear

Signed
VegasMiRAGE

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Michele Bachmann
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#156 - 2014-06-06 22:01:40 UTC
Please Tora, keep the sperging limited to your ISD sanctioned playpen.
Zarek Moesia
The Mobius Project
#157 - 2014-06-10 04:39:07 UTC
Sounds like the Fatman on the couch still has no life but his marmotism.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#158 - 2014-06-17 03:47:48 UTC
Doing our part

Yes, we go to null.

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culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#159 - 2014-06-17 10:21:47 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Doing our part

Yes, we go to null.


You really like that stiletto too much. :P

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#160 - 2014-06-17 14:39:28 UTC
culo duro wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Doing our part

Yes, we go to null.


You really like that stiletto too much. :P


Haha hell yeah. It puts food on the table and has a nearly unbreakable tank Cool

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