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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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Sharker2k3
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Pandemic Legion
#121 - 2014-04-13 05:59:06 UTC
Kahdath wrote:
EDIT: Protip - last time somebody paid blackguard mercenaries to come kill us, they brought a fleet nearly every day for a week right to our doorstep and gave us some great fights. Anybody reading this thread - your money would be much better spent on them.


o7

Thank you, we enjoyed the fights too, was great fun.
Amyclas Amatin
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
#122 - 2014-04-14 08:31:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Amyclas Amatin
My very first experience with non-consensual pvp was with U-Mad. My appreciation for the combat experience they gave me got me kicked from E-Uni. I still copy their fits today. Highly recommended!

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Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#123 - 2014-04-14 20:43:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Ju0ZaS
Well since we're speaking about blackguard, and an ex eve uni has made a pressence in this thread recently, last time blackguard got a contract to keep a dec on eve uni for a month it resulted in a decent amount of damage for eve uni, but also a good amount of isk lost for blackguard. I didn't really see that as mercing cause derping around in frigs and desies just got them killed too much, which lead to eve uni having fun chasing and killing their little gangs.

When getting a contract I seek to cause as much damage as possible with great efficiency, taking away hope and leaving the opposite side griefed. If the other side is having fun even though you kill a lot and/or your efficiency is bad then I wouldn't call it a good job. I don't think simply throwing ships at someones face will satisfy a lot of clients.

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?
Sharker2k3
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Pandemic Legion
#124 - 2014-04-14 21:31:28 UTC
Ju0ZaS wrote:
Well since we're speaking about blackguard, and an ex eve uni has made a pressence in this thread recently, last time blackguard got a contract to keep a dec on eve uni for a month it resulted in a decent amount of damage for eve uni, but also a good amount of isk lost for blackguard. I didn't really see that as mercing cause derping around in frigs and desies just got them killed too much, which lead to eve uni having fun chasing and killing their little gangs.

When getting a contract I seek to cause as much damage as possible with great efficiency, taking away hope and leaving the opposite side griefed. If the other side is having fun even though you kill a lot and/or your efficiency is bad then I wouldn't call it a good job. I don't think simply throwing ships at someones face will satisfy a lot of clients.


Why the bashing? The vast majority of our losses were do to one dingus losing a 3b tengu and us losing two towers in a wormhole to a several hundred man hell camp. ****** luck for us that they found them and good on them for taking advantage of their numbers.

It wasn't a contract, it was a war for fun and practice. We've decced the uni a few times and it always results in good fun and great fights. Came away with some good friends after it actually. Contracts we obviously take seriously but we also play this game to have fun, not just worry about a percentage on a website.
Merc504
Relapse Anonymous
Sedition.
#125 - 2014-04-14 22:25:52 UTC
Ju0ZaS wrote:
Well since we're speaking about blackguard, and an ex eve uni has made a pressence in this thread recently, last time blackguard got a contract to keep a dec on eve uni for a month it resulted in a decent amount of damage for eve uni, but also a good amount of isk lost for blackguard. I didn't really see that as mercing cause derping around in frigs and desies just got them killed too much, which lead to eve uni having fun chasing and killing their little gangs.

When getting a contract I seek to cause as much damage as possible with great efficiency, taking away hope and leaving the opposite side griefed. If the other side is having fun even though you kill a lot and/or your efficiency is bad then I wouldn't call it a good job. I don't think simply throwing ships at someones face will satisfy a lot of clients.


Weeoooo weeooo It's the fun police.
Bumsicle Wedgie
Doomheim
#126 - 2014-04-14 22:37:19 UTC
Ju0ZaS wrote:


If the other side is having fun even though you kill a lot and/or your efficiency is bad then I wouldn't call it a good job.



Someone had fun ?

Isn't that prohibited by the EULA ?

What about your efficiency ???

WHAT WILL WE TELL THE CHILDREN ??!?!!??!
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#127 - 2014-04-14 23:21:20 UTC
I see you all have met Ju0ZaS. If you aren't his friend then everything you say to him will be offensive. In Russia they raised him to ATTACK during every life scenario!

But yes/no/maybe we do/don't enjoy pewing/griefing/dying. To each his own?

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Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#128 - 2014-04-15 11:29:26 UTC
Your grief = our happiness/fun. Nuff said.

I'm gonna go kill while you forum pvp because of my post.

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#129 - 2014-04-22 10:57:04 UTC
Ju0ZaS wrote:
Your grief = our happiness/fun. Nuff said.

I'm gonna go kill while you forum pvp because of my post.


Your forum-fu still falls short of your space-fu and of your locator-fu JuOZas....

you need more cowbell in your posts....

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#130 - 2014-04-28 14:28:24 UTC
Fun weekend. Back to first page.

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#131 - 2014-04-30 19:09:53 UTC
Dear people of space,

We gladly dec other mercenaries.

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Sharker2k3
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Pandemic Legion
#132 - 2014-04-30 19:26:44 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Dear people of space,

We gladly dec other mercenaries.


Can confirm.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#133 - 2014-05-04 14:52:48 UTC
Here is to a new week and to mixing things up! The kills are already flowing in!

Thank you Sharker!

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#134 - 2014-05-14 18:26:01 UTC
Actively taking contracts!

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#135 - 2014-05-17 13:16:34 UTC
"A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are built for."

Here is to another week and some Merc pew pew.

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#136 - 2014-05-22 01:52:29 UTC
We are easy to work with and provide results!

Wants mercs decced? Hire us!

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#137 - 2014-05-29 16:24:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Zeus Maximo
Hello everyone,

Over the past few weeks we in The Pursuit of Happiness have been sharing OUR version of mercenary services with another great mercenary enterprise, The Marmite Collective. Every now and again we feel it is necessary to test our power projection against other praised and well known organizations to see how we match up. Although a few of us in Mentally Assured Destruction have been around the block a few times we felt our new alliance needed the test.

War Report

As you can see in the war report above our methods of mercenary work have been very effective against Marmite's "stationary approach." Yes we still have a few more souls to touch with our blitzing attacks but for the most part I feel we have made our point. Some mercenaries may provide a better "wow factor" than us but their flaws outweigh their pro's. These flaws range from specific timezone activity to simply a failure of adaptation to get a kill. Some would rather logi up and play it safe with resists than to take chances and go for the death blow. Not us! We would rather use any means necessary to get a kill just to make sure our client(s) stay happy.

Relentless is a good word to describe our war machine. Proven ourselves, we have!

-Zeus

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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#138 - 2014-05-29 18:18:21 UTC
It seems that every week one of my friends is complaining that you guys have decked his corp. If I didn't know better I'd say your camping his alts. Love the tears though. Keep it up!

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Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#139 - 2014-05-29 23:54:19 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Hello everyone,

Over the past few weeks we in The Pursuit of Happiness have been sharing OUR version of mercenary services with another great mercenary enterprise, The Marmite Collective. Every now and again we feel it is necessary to test our power projection against other praised and well known organizations to see how we match up. Although a few of us in Mentally Assured Destruction have been around the block a few times we felt our new alliance needed the test.

War Report

As you can see in the war report above our methods of mercenary work have been very effective against Marmite's "stationary approach." Yes we still have a few more souls to touch with our blitzing attacks but for the most part I feel we have made our point. Some mercenaries may provide a better "wow factor" than us but their flaws outweigh their pro's. These flaws range from specific timezone activity to simply a failure of adaptation to get a kill. Some would rather logi up and play it safe with resists than to take chances and go for the death blow. Not us! We would rather use any means necessary to get a kill just to make sure our client(s) stay happy.

Relentless is a good word to describe our war machine. Proven ourselves, we have!

-Zeus

Pride before a fall is an old quote I remember.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#140 - 2014-05-30 00:02:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Zeus Maximo
This is definitely the first time I have ever boasted about our achievements.

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