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Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#1 - 2014-04-01 00:44:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Belt Scout
Am I missing something here? Just about EVERY other normal forum has a clicky for each thread that will send you to the first unread post. A little arrow, or some crap to click.

Is there something like that here and I'm not seeing it, or is it completely halfass like I suspect it is?

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Faux Sho
Umbra Victoria
#2 - 2014-04-01 00:46:53 UTC
Belt Scout wrote:
Am I missing something here? Just about EVERY other normal forum has a clicky for each thread that will send you to the first unread post. A little arrow, or some crap to click.

Is there something like that here and I'm not seeing it, or is it completely halfass like I suspect it is?


I to have been wondering the same thing. I figured since I checked it twice and still didn't see it; I'd just move along without asking.
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#3 - 2014-04-01 00:52:05 UTC
CCP derived their forum code from their POS code.



☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
MicDeath Titan
No Mans Corp
#4 - 2014-04-01 01:11:44 UTC
my guess, is that the forum code was done by one guy at the start, then since it worked ok, they left it alone.
I highly doubt CCP will divert or hire a whole wing just to code the forums if they are working "ok"/
45thtiger 0109
Angry Miners Alliance.
#5 - 2014-04-01 01:19:01 UTC
For me this Forum is working as intended.

If it is not broke CCP will not touch it because if CCP touches it it would surely broke. LolP

**You Have to take the good with the bad and the bad with the good.

Welcome to EvE OnLiNe**
stoicfaux
#6 - 2014-04-01 01:20:16 UTC
Belt Scout wrote:
Am I missing something here? Just about EVERY other normal forum has a clicky for each thread that will send you to the first unread post. A little arrow, or some crap to click.

Is there something like that here and I'm not seeing it, or is it completely halfass like I suspect it is?

I see what you did there. Happy April Fools' Day to you too!

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#7 - 2014-04-01 01:20:50 UTC
Posting in a "EVE is dying thread."

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#8 - 2014-04-01 01:53:09 UTC
Posting in a [stealth / obvious / another] [thing] is [dying / OP] thread.






Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#9 - 2014-04-01 02:30:05 UTC
I've been getting forum TIDI all night. Makes me a sad little pookie.

Mr Epeen Cool
Shizuken
Venerated Stars
#10 - 2014-04-01 03:29:48 UTC
Belt Scout wrote:
Am I missing something here? Just about EVERY other normal forum has a clicky for each thread that will send you to the first unread post. A little arrow, or some crap to click.

Is there something like that here and I'm not seeing it, or is it completely halfass like I suspect it is?


You need look no further than the usual suspects that brigade and downplay nearly every post on here.

- If you are asking for something to be changed, sorry, working as intended.
- If you are asking for something to be a little more harsh on pirates, sorry, you are just a whining carebear.
- If you are asking for a new feature, sorry, you clearly are not the right kind of person to play eve.

After several rounds of that same stubborn hostility why would you stick around if you are not committed to it?
Beekeeper Bob
Beekeepers Anonymous
#11 - 2014-04-01 04:22:23 UTC
Belt Scout wrote:
Am I missing something here? Just about EVERY other normal forum has a clicky for each thread that will send you to the first unread post. A little arrow, or some crap to click.

Is there something like that here and I'm not seeing it, or is it completely halfass like I suspect it is?



You're talking about a company that has spent years ignoring significant bugs like correct standings in the local window. Halfass all the way.....

Signature removed - CCP Eterne
Space Juden
Supermassive Potato Pancake
#12 - 2014-04-01 04:27:18 UTC
MicDeath Titan wrote:
my guess, is that the forum code was done by one guy at the start, then since it worked ok, they left it alone.
I highly doubt CCP will divert or hire a whole wing just to code the forums if they are working "ok"/


These are actually the "new" forums

The main addition was the like button
hedge betts Shiyurida
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#13 - 2014-04-01 07:08:34 UTC
The only thing broken here is your hymen.

Pog mo thoin

Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#14 - 2014-04-01 07:20:07 UTC
Ban the forums for defamation of EvE

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Vanell Draeko
Raketenarschknaller
#15 - 2014-04-01 07:34:49 UTC
Belt Scout wrote:
Am I missing something here? Just about EVERY other normal forum has a clicky for each thread that will send you to the first unread post. A little arrow, or some crap to click.

Is there something like that here and I'm not seeing it, or is it completely halfass like I suspect it is?


They say that if you get laid more frequently, you dont care about stuff like that

Oh noes
Qen Tye
In Between
#16 - 2014-04-01 07:53:52 UTC
April's fool!!

Two possibilities exists: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.

  • Arthur C. Clarke
General Nusense
Doomheim
#17 - 2014-04-01 09:21:41 UTC
Belt Scout wrote:
Am I missing something here? Just about EVERY other normal forum has a clicky for each thread that will send you to the first unread post. A little arrow, or some crap to click.

Is there something like that here and I'm not seeing it, or is it completely halfass like I suspect it is?



hard to call something broken when it never was finished.

Made a signature so I am taken seriously on the forums, since thats the only thing they are good for.
mr ed thehouseofed
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2014-04-01 09:28:15 UTC
hedge betts Shiyurida wrote:
The only thing broken here is your hymen.



Shocked

i want a eve pinball machine...  confirming  CCP Cognac is best cognac
Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
#19 - 2014-04-01 10:33:14 UTC
General Nusense wrote:
Belt Scout wrote:
Am I missing something here? Just about EVERY other normal forum has a clicky for each thread that will send you to the first unread post. A little arrow, or some crap to click.

Is there something like that here and I'm not seeing it, or is it completely halfass like I suspect it is?



hard to call something broken when it never was finished.


Maybe this feature can be added to to Forums 3.4
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#20 - 2014-04-01 11:13:43 UTC
Big smileGotta love the haters. Your tears are the sweet nectar that sustains life.

All I'm saying is that the little clicky over on the right side sends you to the LAST post. It's not coded correctly. It should be sending me to the last post I read, not the last post in the thread.

Fix it already. Maybe I'll stop bouncing off my own POS shield at the same time. Shocked

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
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