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KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#1081 - 2014-02-21 05:03:45 UTC
angering spoiled Vagabonds

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#1082 - 2014-02-21 22:08:01 UTC
for sexual thrill.

"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13
Helios Grim
Perkone
Caldari State
#1083 - 2014-02-22 03:44:22 UTC
Once upon a
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#1084 - 2014-02-22 04:03:58 UTC
dissected frog abdomen

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1085 - 2014-02-25 21:20:22 UTC
a little drone
Fal Shepard
#1086 - 2014-02-27 11:49:05 UTC
called R2D2, destroyed

From the ashes of our defeat, we will be reborn. With these chains with which we are bound, we will become indivisible. To those who showed us no mercy, we will give no sympathy. For the flames that burn our cities, we will douse in injustice's blood
MItchell Jensen
The Black Widow Company.
#1087 - 2014-03-02 03:45:46 UTC
a Sansha bidet

CCP Dropbear: rofl

edit: ah crap, dev account. Oh well, official rofl at you sir.
Rhapsodae
Bedlam Escapees
Apocalypse Now.
#1088 - 2014-03-02 17:41:57 UTC
Little rancid helper
RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1089 - 2014-03-02 17:43:20 UTC
then Putin died
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#1090 - 2014-03-03 01:20:08 UTC
with his boyfriend.

"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1091 - 2014-03-03 16:36:32 UTC
Hek VIII-12 has
RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1092 - 2014-03-03 16:40:59 UTC
diapers on sale.
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#1093 - 2014-03-06 16:05:38 UTC
Unfortunately the supplier

wumbo
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#1094 - 2014-03-06 16:29:04 UTC
failed to disclose
Harrison Kion
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1095 - 2014-03-06 16:59:22 UTC
The one tritainium.
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#1096 - 2014-03-06 17:05:39 UTC
Thus the Broker

wumbo
Fal Shepard
#1097 - 2014-03-06 17:24:16 UTC
Became broke indeed

From the ashes of our defeat, we will be reborn. With these chains with which we are bound, we will become indivisible. To those who showed us no mercy, we will give no sympathy. For the flames that burn our cities, we will douse in injustice's blood
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1098 - 2014-03-06 17:31:54 UTC
and failed to
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#1099 - 2014-03-08 20:29:29 UTC
be the Richer.

"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#1100 - 2014-03-09 16:18:50 UTC
thus he couldn't

wumbo