Crime & Punishment

just when i start thinking that goons actually aren't such douches ...
...you guys still surprise me from time to time.

let him do his highsec poco project, it's a win win for everybody, and he'll even pay for it.

edit: you remember that ccp gave us hs.pocos to generate more conflict?!


@ lucas, sry mate, -1

You may understand markets enough to make billions. But I guess you really don't understand how the spaceships work.

Then why don't you share your wealth with the poor little bees who suffer shooting structures in bombless bombers? GSF supposed to be space socialism. Save them, give them dreads, so they can shoot structures like decent people do. They are your bros, remember! Don't be a Randian sorry loser like myself counting ISK. Money is nothing next to friendship. Sharing is caring!

One and a half year ago Goonswarm wardecced Jade Constantine. Yes, a player. He dared to talk about the Goons without complete obedience and servitude, so The Mittani declared that any corp that dares to take him will be forever wardecced by Goonswarm. Jade's current alliance had 100 members. GSF had 9000.

Instead of running away from this prime case of bully, Jade requested allies. The new wardec system allowed infinite number of allies to join a wardecced corp. And this is more or less what happened. Hundreds rallied for the opportunity to pop Goons, as they are famous for their incompetence and arrogance. The war went from bully into rout in days. The forums filled with Goon tears demanding a fix. Since the purpose was to create mercenary marketplace, the ability to call infinite allies were removed.

Since then, Goonswarm is safe in highsec. Declaring war on them has 500M/week cost, making it impossible to upkeep for a small sized highsec PvP group. This is about to change.

I don't like Goons. As you can see, I'm in the Science and Trade Institute, despite I'm in the game for almost two years. I'm trading or doing PI. That makes me a carebear pubbie shitlord who should be slaughtered like some animal and driven away from the game according to Goons. It also means I have ISK. I made more than 500B in my EVE career, spent about 150B on ill-conceived nullsec plans and PLEX-ing accounts. The rest is in cash and assets. Time to make good use of it.

I'm looking for a capable highsec PvP corp/alliance to take up the banner against Goonswarm. I want this group to form an open alliance, one that accepts any corp that has highsec PvP killboard history and not a Goon ally. Kick only inactives and awoxers, not corps you had quarrel over some Falcon. Note: alliance mates can't shoot each other in highsec like corpmates. This ragtag alliance will be at war with Goonswarm, forever.

All costs + paying for your effort is on me. If you take on this task and form this alliance, I pay you 1B every week as long as you keep up the war and don't abuse your executor power to exclude anyone from shooting Goons. If the alliance goes well and enough Goons die, we can expand our scope and wardec notable Goon pets (FA, RAZOR, Gents...).

What makes me think there are Goons to shoot in highsec? Because I started an altcorp and decced Goons. Went on shooting a Goon POCO (Lonetrek is littered with them) and in short order Goons arrived to defend it. I lost the fight of course as I have no clue about PvP. But you know how to fight. Also, I counted 35 Goons undocking Jita yesterday in an hour. Since no one can afford to wardec them, they grown fat and lazy. I guess they even have missioners in Golems (*snip* Posting of kill reports outside of the Crime & Punishment forum channel is prohibited. Yes, even by proxy. ISD Ezwal). Oh, did I forget the juicy freighters? They have a lot.

Read the link above about the Jade Constantine war. Take a swim in their tears! Want this back? Want to dunk on the largest and "most powerful" alliance of EVE? Then this is your time! Comment here if you want to be the executor of this alliance (I can provide an Empire Control 5 alt if needed). Earn your well-deserved ISK while spearheading the massacre of bees!

PS: just a small advice, if you are in war with the Goons, name your ships "Slowcat"! That alone makes them crying rivers.

Mister Gevlon,

The more people coming here trying to nitpick on the message/messenger the more I believe this could actually work.

Some advice if you allow me to give it;

I'd stop posting about your plan, cloak yourself in mystery and try to connect to a couple of PVP guys willing to invest time in the project, gather intel on your target and their alts, maybe even talk with groups like CODE and others.

Once you have something concrete, pick a date, make noise about that date and start your project with a big bang.

For instance, there are many mercs in hisec. If you could combine all these merc groups for a prolonged attack on goon pocos you could hurt their morale (make sure to invite groups like PIRAT/Dark Homeworld, they - Like Marmites - have some experience welping goons http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=20652088)

If you could organise a month of mercs bashing goons left and right, your new alliance could profit from that to get a nice foothold. Take over all their pocos and wait for the goonies to wardec you to take it all back. If they do, open the war for allies and watch them squirm :)

Just some thoughts.

D.

For instance, there are many mercs in hisec. If you could combine all these merc groups for a prolonged attack on goon pocos you could hurt their morale (make sure to invite groups like PIRAT/Dark Homeworld, they - Like Marmites - have some experience welping goons http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=20652088)

Of course it won't work. Not in the current form anyway. But in what way is an open dec on Goonswarm a bad thing? Unless you all think there shouldn't be any conflict in highsec.

Oh, and look! We're nearly up to page 5 of "I don't care SO MUCH that I'm going to post about it!"

It's been said before, but are you actually asking that a group from a forum community built on posting to stop posting?