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Highsec PvP-ers needed for foreverwar against Goons

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Istyn
Freight Club
#101 - 2014-01-10 12:31:19 UTC
Nice alliance name.
Jane Kelier
Whalers Hunting Lodge
The Whale Hunters Association
#102 - 2014-01-10 13:07:29 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Jane Kelier wrote:
The Whale Hunters Association is willing to undertake this project pending isk

Why would an organisation that seemingly hunts extra-large mammals want to come aft...

Oh.


Rumors have it the white whale swims amongst the goons!
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#103 - 2014-01-10 13:20:24 UTC
Rumors have it, Eggs are nearby.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Renegade Heart
Doomheim
#104 - 2014-01-10 13:46:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Renegade Heart
I am a potential high sec pvp'er that would happily join in the cause against the nasty goon menace, but I am not gonna join up with some elitist pvp corp because I am an extremely casual gamer and I tend to clash with elitists who want things done their way.

So unless you can sort that out, you are gonna have a lot less meatshield imo. In which case you might just be better off directly paying mercs to kill goons. Or maybe you should make the alliance yourself?

[later edit] maybe this experience will change my mind though Big smile I can too be elite pvp'er one day Shocked
Colonel Rhombus
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#105 - 2014-01-10 15:13:25 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:

I attacked 2 POCOs and both times a Goon director shown up. I make a "silly" forum post and directors come to talk me out of it. I doubt a line Goon (not to mention a pet) has the privilege of being addressed by the mighty cupola of GSF. I think this is the proper lesson.


I have been activated as a strategic asset to ensure the survival of the Goon way of life. I have been granted full authority to negotiate on behalf of Grand Marshal Mittany and the SkyTeam Directorhood of Goonshire to see this situation resolved. High Command is reeling from the stillborn "Operation: Directors Convince Glevon to Reduce Pressure." Accept my sincerest apoplexies for the haphazard manner in which you were addressed initially. Formal negotiations commence now.



  1. What are your demands?


Please respond.






Over.
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#106 - 2014-01-10 16:37:57 UTC
@Unforgiven Storm: thank you for adding to my collection of "notable Goons crying a river"

@Lilan Kahn: I can find a "form alliance" interface myself. Paying a knowledged highsec PvP-er corp to manage it is because of their expert guidance they can give to newbies.

@Khanh'rhh: in your numerous post you've given valid and important feedback. Properly answering it would exceed the post size, so I wrote it on a more appropriate platform, you can see it here.

@Jane Kelier: Thank you for your offer. Seeing the size, age and killboard history of your alliance, I'm sure we can find a prosperous cooperation.

@Renegade Heart: the plan is explicitly to allow every non-awoxer in. While guidance is given, commands are not.


Colonel Rhombus wrote:

What are your demands?

I'm glad that Goons are finally seeing reason. I have 3 demands:

1) Freedom and equality to all! More than 50 years have passed since Martin Luther King Jr wrote "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." Yet people are not equal in CFC. While most are judged according to participation and contribution, given moons or space or taken away according to their merit, Goonwaffe itself is not. Its members are born into a state above the law. This must not stand, the merit evaluations of CFC must contain Goonwaffe; reward - and if necessary discipline - must be handed out to its members equally.

2) Teach and not grief! I completely agree that highsec is littered with morons and slackers. Those who stuff several billions into a freighter, mine in a Hulk in 0.5 or haul PLEX in a T1 industrial must be clearly reminded of his error. However it must be done in the context of informing and elevating, not of insulting and humiliating. When I was doing this holy work I gave a guide to all players I could. When Goons did the Lord's work in Jita or the ice belts, they instead spouted hate and despair, leaving the dumb just as dumb as he was. Fighting ignorance is the responsibility of all enlightened people, I demand Goons to do their part!

3) Stop the rise of the sea levels! Many countries, including Iceland, home of CCP is in danger of the rising sea levels. While some democrats like Al Gore claim it's related to the carbon-dioxide emission, we know it's not true. The real reason is Slowcats. They create such a flow of Goon tears that simply cannot be absorbed by the ecosystem. I demand you to do as the Most Pleasant, Patient and Calm person of EVE suggested.

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com

Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
#107 - 2014-01-10 16:43:01 UTC
That... That is just way too much stupid for a single post.

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Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#108 - 2014-01-10 17:11:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Weaselior
Gevlon Goblin wrote:

2) Teach and not grief! I completely agree that highsec is littered with morons and slackers. Those who stuff several billions into a freighter, mine in a Hulk in 0.5 or haul PLEX in a T1 industrial must be clearly reminded of his error. However it must be done in the context of informing and elevating, not of insulting and humiliating. When I was doing this holy work I gave a guide to all players I could. When Goons did the Lord's work in Jita or the ice belts, they instead spouted hate and despair, leaving the dumb just as dumb as he was. Fighting ignorance is the responsibility of all enlightened people, I demand Goons to do their part!

that sounds like a request for altruism, from the mouth of a moron and slacker who is trying to get other people to do his work for him while having basic errors about the game

for more, please see galtse.cx

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#109 - 2014-01-10 17:20:16 UTC
Weaselior wrote:

that sounds like a request for altruism, from the mouth of a moron and slacker who is trying to get other people to do his work for him while having basic errors about the game

for more, please see galtse.cx


Galt is a fictional character. Rand was the real world person, who dedicated her life to write books to teach people. Her heritage is in a political movement, which - by definition - spreads ideas.

Also, linking a page of information doesn't require one more effort than writing insults, so it can hardly be characterized as more altruistic. The only cost of teaching over griefing is losing tears, but this is an emotional-social construct without objective existence.

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#110 - 2014-01-10 17:28:27 UTC
More news at 11......

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Victor Dathar
Goosefleet
#111 - 2014-01-10 18:46:01 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:


Galt is a fictional character. Rand was the real world person, who dedicated her life to write books to teach people. Her heritage is in a political movement, which - by definition - spreads ideas.



In the same way L. Ron Hubbard's legacy is a religious movement.

^^^ lol that post is so bad you should get back 2 GBS m8 o7

@grr_goons : Wisdom, Insight, GBS Posts

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#112 - 2014-01-10 18:48:29 UTC
Reading this thread was like watching that part of the movie in "Ocean's 12" where they meet the thief and speak in codes and riddles.

And OP....

While I agree with a good bit of your disdain for the goons, hitting them in hisec is not going to do anything but force them to use non-corped alts if they need to haul stuff. Like others have said, if you desire conflict, bring conflict to their home. You say repeatedly that you dont know how to pvp.... well you wont learn unless you go do it. There are no IWIN buttons in this game. Everything can be countered and every advantage can be overcome, depending on your willingness to learn.

You also say its the goonies responsibility to educate the masses? If your not trolling, I have an answer. When they did all of their operations that resulted in the "disdain" you are talking about... It is not their responsibility to educate players. It is the PLAYERS who must educate themselves. They merely provide the antagonist. They are your end-game content, so to speak.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#113 - 2014-01-10 19:20:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Gevlon Goblin
The POCO in Iyen-Oursta will leave reinforced in 5 hours, 37 minutes.

Will you dare to face the fleet of Grr Goonswarm little bees? Or you didn't want that highsec POCO anyway?

Mynnna promised 60 minions to rep it! See it this way: flying Ospreys is much more fun than flying bombless bombers!

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com

Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#114 - 2014-01-10 19:52:51 UTC
gevlon, how is it that you're operating on an npc alt and can't figure out why nobody is scared about you being able to attack people with a gsf ticker in highsec

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.

Jai Centarium
Anqara Expeditions
#115 - 2014-01-10 22:02:47 UTC
There isn't enough popcorn in the world to allow me to enjoy this thread to the fullest.

Certified purveyor of the High Life.

General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#116 - 2014-01-10 23:06:29 UTC
PUBLIC CHANNEL : Lemmings PUB - Everyone is welcome! Pirate

ARE YOU ALL READY TO JOIN "DARWINS LEMMINGS" AND GET SOME GOONBEAR TEARS ?

* If so, apply TODAY !

* Never done pvp before ? No Problem...... this is your chance to train PVP with an easy target !

* This alliance will be at war with Goonswarm 24/7/365.

* Why ?? Well, just because we can.....

Enjoy my fellow Lemmings.....
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#117 - 2014-01-10 23:32:06 UTC
i am actually amazed gevlon managed to figure out how to create an alliance

i am not at all amazed nobody was willing to tarnish their name, good or not, by association with gevlon

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#118 - 2014-01-10 23:48:43 UTC
Marmites totally endorse this new alliance and war ! Big smile

We will be recruiting the best of the Lemmings.....

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Kais Fiddler
Perkone
Caldari State
#119 - 2014-01-11 00:01:04 UTC
Jane Kelier wrote:
The Whale Hunters Association is willing to undertake this project pending isk

Merch Industrial would like to also take this moment to say we're interested in this project as well, pending an isk contribution to assuage any losses we might incure.
Mean Harri
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#120 - 2014-01-11 00:09:00 UTC
Renegade Heart wrote:
I am a potential high sec pvp'er that would happily join in the cause against the nasty goon menace, but I am not gonna join up with some elitist pvp corp because I am an extremely casual gamer and I tend to clash with elitists who want things done their way.

So unless you can sort that out, you are gonna have a lot less meatshield imo. In which case you might just be better off directly paying mercs to kill goons. Or maybe you should make the alliance yourself?


Your entire post is elitest. I mean really cupcake. You're on here talking about being a "potential" high sec pvp'er and "people" better do what you say or else. LOL @ U