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Highsec PvP-ers needed for foreverwar against Goons

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mynnna
State War Academy
Caldari State
#61 - 2014-01-09 20:45:38 UTC
zyalino wrote:
just when i start thinking that goons actually aren't such douches ...
...you guys still surprise me from time to time.

let him do his highsec poco project, it's a win win for everybody, and he'll even pay for it.

edit: you remember that ccp gave us hs.pocos to generate more conflict?!


@ lucas, sry mate, -1


I don't think anyone's trying to talk him out of it. More like egg him on, really. Lol

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zyalino
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#62 - 2014-01-09 20:48:12 UTC
mynnna wrote:

I don't think anyone's trying to talk him out of it. More like egg him on, really. Lol


i always was under the impression that your methods were more subtle.

whatever

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#63 - 2014-01-09 20:50:30 UTC
I think we're being a little harsh on him. There's no chapter in Atlas Shrugged that touches on how to interact with people and have a good time, so it's no wonder he's a little daunted by it, scratches his head, and concludes they're wasting time they could be making virtual space moneys with.

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
#64 - 2014-01-09 20:55:15 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Snot Shot wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:
L O L.

Ladies and genglemen, I present to you Gevlon Goblin,*Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal

Seriously guy, you should really learn how EVE works. You use the ships the are most effective at the time. None of your guesswork math even remotely resembles reality.

Kinda like how CFC won't use Dreads or Supers to counter the Archon....Straight.....or is throwing hundreds of dictors at them "the most effective ship at this time".........while you cry to CCP to nerf it...Blink

Anywhoo.......carry on, I like where this is headed..Pirate
Nobody is "crying to CCP". It's been stated, and not just by us that drone assigning is borked. It grants the ability for a single fast locking ship to be able to deal alpha of phenomenal levels, with no input beyond the initial assignment from the fleet. It's not the first time it's been raised either, this is just the largest single group use to date.

As for high level strategic planning, I'm not all that privvy to what they have going on. But I'd imagine getting enough people into dreads doesn't happen overnight, and in the meantime, it's not like the war gets paused. But we're hardly getting dunked on a daily basis.

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Northern Misfit
Far Mt Logistics
#65 - 2014-01-09 21:09:32 UTC
Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:

~bombless bomber~


You may understand markets enough to make billions. But I guess you really don't understand how the spaceships work.


I once had billions and billions and billions, I then invested it in spaceships and blew them all up. Funny how the explosions are much more fun to make ;)

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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#66 - 2014-01-09 21:25:32 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
gevlon fyi I am richer than you and generally can't be bothered to make isk except around patch time while you furiously scrabble in the dirt for pennies nonstop

and I'm relatively poor for a goonswarm finance director


Then why don't you share your wealth with the poor little bees who suffer shooting structures in bombless bombers? GSF supposed to be space socialism. Save them, give them dreads, so they can shoot structures like decent people do. They are your bros, remember! Don't be a Randian sorry loser like myself counting ISK. Money is nothing next to friendship. Sharing is caring!

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Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#67 - 2014-01-09 21:51:30 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Weaselior wrote:
gevlon fyi I am richer than you and generally can't be bothered to make isk except around patch time while you furiously scrabble in the dirt for pennies nonstop

and I'm relatively poor for a goonswarm finance director


Then why don't you share your wealth with the poor little bees who suffer shooting structures in bombless bombers? GSF supposed to be space socialism. Save them, give them dreads, so they can shoot structures like decent people do. They are your bros, remember! Don't be a Randian sorry loser like myself counting ISK. Money is nothing next to friendship. Sharing is caring!

siegefleet and Omegafleet aren't doctrines that have anything to do with each other and unsurprisingly you didn't know that because you're atrocious at this game

not as atrocious as you are at propaganda though, btw how is that donation board for test that made them invincible, what would you say your roi was on that

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FOl2TY8
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#68 - 2014-01-09 22:06:26 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Don't be a Randian sorry loser like myself counting ISK. Money is nothing next to friendship. Sharing is caring!


this but unironically
HVAC Repairman
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#69 - 2014-01-09 22:13:19 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
One and a half year ago Goonswarm wardecced Jade Constantine. Yes, a player. He dared to talk about the Goons without complete obedience and servitude, so The Mittani declared that any corp that dares to take him will be forever wardecced by Goonswarm. Jade's current alliance had 100 members. GSF had 9000.

Instead of running away from this prime case of bully, Jade requested allies. The new wardec system allowed infinite number of allies to join a wardecced corp. And this is more or less what happened. Hundreds rallied for the opportunity to pop Goons, as they are famous for their incompetence and arrogance. The war went from bully into rout in days. The forums filled with Goon tears demanding a fix. Since the purpose was to create mercenary marketplace, the ability to call infinite allies were removed.

Since then, Goonswarm is safe in highsec. Declaring war on them has 500M/week cost, making it impossible to upkeep for a small sized highsec PvP group. This is about to change.

I don't like Goons. As you can see, I'm in the Science and Trade Institute, despite I'm in the game for almost two years. I'm trading or doing PI. That makes me a carebear pubbie shitlord who should be slaughtered like some animal and driven away from the game according to Goons. It also means I have ISK. I made more than 500B in my EVE career, spent about 150B on ill-conceived nullsec plans and PLEX-ing accounts. The rest is in cash and assets. Time to make good use of it.

I'm looking for a capable highsec PvP corp/alliance to take up the banner against Goonswarm. I want this group to form an open alliance, one that accepts any corp that has highsec PvP killboard history and not a Goon ally. Kick only inactives and awoxers, not corps you had quarrel over some Falcon. Note: alliance mates can't shoot each other in highsec like corpmates. This ragtag alliance will be at war with Goonswarm, forever.

All costs + paying for your effort is on me. If you take on this task and form this alliance, I pay you 1B every week as long as you keep up the war and don't abuse your executor power to exclude anyone from shooting Goons. If the alliance goes well and enough Goons die, we can expand our scope and wardec notable Goon pets (FA, RAZOR, Gents...).

What makes me think there are Goons to shoot in highsec? Because I started an altcorp and decced Goons. Went on shooting a Goon POCO (Lonetrek is littered with them) and in short order Goons arrived to defend it. I lost the fight of course as I have no clue about PvP. But you know how to fight. Also, I counted 35 Goons undocking Jita yesterday in an hour. Since no one can afford to wardec them, they grown fat and lazy. I guess they even have missioners in Golems (*snip* Posting of kill reports outside of the Crime & Punishment forum channel is prohibited. Yes, even by proxy. ISD Ezwal). Oh, did I forget the juicy freighters? They have a lot.

Read the link above about the Jade Constantine war. Take a swim in their tears! Want this back? Want to dunk on the largest and "most powerful" alliance of EVE? Then this is your time! Comment here if you want to be the executor of this alliance (I can provide an Empire Control 5 alt if needed). Earn your well-deserved ISK while spearheading the massacre of bees!

PS: just a small advice, if you are in war with the Goons, name your ships "Slowcat"! That alone makes them crying rivers.


You realize Jade was full of ****, and not a single post complaining about it was ever made? You're making **** up out of thin air. We wanted to trap thousands of hisec players into a wardec so we could have the best deployment ever.
Davish Krail
#70 - 2014-01-09 22:29:31 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
poor little bees


I'd like to bet several spacebucks that Gevblog has a jar sitting on his desk. In this jar is 3 bees, which he has named Mittani, Powers Sa and Mynna.

He stares at the jar, for hours at the time. The only words muttered are "poor little beeeees, poor little beeeees".
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#71 - 2014-01-09 23:12:22 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Mister Gevlon,

The more people coming here trying to nitpick on the message/messenger the more I believe this could actually work.

Some advice if you allow me to give it;

I'd stop posting about your plan, cloak yourself in mystery and try to connect to a couple of PVP guys willing to invest time in the project, gather intel on your target and their alts, maybe even talk with groups like CODE and others.

Once you have something concrete, pick a date, make noise about that date and start your project with a big bang.

For instance, there are many mercs in hisec. If you could combine all these merc groups for a prolonged attack on goon pocos you could hurt their morale (make sure to invite groups like PIRAT/Dark Homeworld, they - Like Marmites - have some experience welping goons http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=20652088)

If you could organise a month of mercs bashing goons left and right, your new alliance could profit from that to get a nice foothold. Take over all their pocos and wait for the goonies to wardec you to take it all back. If they do, open the war for allies and watch them squirm :)

Just some thoughts.

D.

Bear


I can't speak for the larger CODE. alliance but I doubt that a group that acknowledges the The Mittani as the legitimate Chairman of the CSM would be interested in fighting goons.

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sparx Thiesant
Can't Someone Else Do It
#72 - 2014-01-10 00:38:07 UTC
Op i think your going about this a little half harted may i make a few sugestions

1, pay marmite's empire dec bill with goon
2, hire some small null sec pvp corp to move into they space and hit them in they home gorrila warfare style
3, hire a infltrator to join them get jf movments and other juicy target movments for they enemys
4, join n3 or pl buy your self couple archons and a super

so you see my friend you could do sooo much more
Powers Sa
#73 - 2014-01-10 01:26:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Powers Sa
Danalee wrote:

For instance, there are many mercs in hisec. If you could combine all these merc groups for a prolonged attack on goon pocos you could hurt their morale (make sure to invite groups like PIRAT/Dark Homeworld, they - Like Marmites - have some experience welping goons http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=20652088)

More like Dunked Homeworld, am i right?

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Freight Club
#74 - 2014-01-10 01:33:51 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Since then, Goonswarm is safe in highsec. Declaring war on them has 500M/week cost, making it impossible to upkeep for a small sized highsec PvP group. This is about to change.


This really isn't true.
Mean Harri
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#75 - 2014-01-10 02:10:06 UTC
I'm going to call it now. The OP is a Riverini alt. It's obvious as he can't stop foaming at the mouth how Goons and Mittani are the ruiners of the game. Gevlon Goblin for CSM 9??

Lock thread please!?!
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#76 - 2014-01-10 02:11:14 UTC
Of course it won't work. Not in the current form anyway. But in what way is an open dec on Goonswarm a bad thing? Unless you all think there shouldn't be any conflict in highsec.

Oh, and look! We're nearly up to page 5 of "I don't care SO MUCH that I'm going to post about it!"

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Davish Krail
#77 - 2014-01-10 02:16:23 UTC
Zappity wrote:
Of course it won't work. Not in the current form anyway. But in what way is an open dec on Goonswarm a bad thing? Unless you all think there shouldn't be any conflict in highsec.

Oh, and look! We're nearly up to page 5 of "I don't care SO MUCH that I'm going to post about it!"


It's been said before, but are you actually asking that a group from a forum community built on posting to stop posting?

Veilo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#78 - 2014-01-10 02:24:23 UTC
Zappity wrote:


Oh, and look! We're nearly up to page 5 of "I don't care SO MUCH that I'm going to post about it!"


This thread is actually more fun than the southeast war thread on kugu. Posting quality here is better too!
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#79 - 2014-01-10 02:27:16 UTC
Davish Krail wrote:
Zappity wrote:
Of course it won't work. Not in the current form anyway. But in what way is an open dec on Goonswarm a bad thing? Unless you all think there shouldn't be any conflict in highsec.

Oh, and look! We're nearly up to page 5 of "I don't care SO MUCH that I'm going to post about it!"


It's been said before, but are you actually asking that a group from a forum community built on posting to stop posting?


You are taking it all so seriously! It's hilarious! Silence would have conveyed disdain much more effectively, that's all.

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.

Tarsas Phage
Freight Club
#80 - 2014-01-10 02:28:00 UTC
Powers Sa wrote:
Danalee wrote:

For instance, there are many mercs in hisec. If you could combine all these merc groups for a prolonged attack on goon pocos you could hurt their morale (make sure to invite groups like PIRAT/Dark Homeworld, they - Like Marmites - have some experience welping goons http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=20652088)

More like Dunked Homeworld, am i right?


I'd say they did p. good against a combined force that was almost 3x their size.