Crime & Punishment

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I tried to comment on Feyd Rautha Harkonnen's blog page, but it looks like he only values his own opinion there and doesn't post comments.

A friend of mine pointed me to it because I fly a Proteus and he was simply amazed that a Sacrilege could tank a Proteus for a full 45 seconds! Yeah, real amazing. Not.

I will offer an apology, though. Upon looking at the post again, I see that the first fit wasn't a blinged out Sacrilege, but a Legion - guess I didn't really bother to read anything but what pertained to the Proteus the first time through.

Still, that Sacrilege is nothing special - nice solo rep fit, yeah, but it wasn't necessary to withstand an obviously FULL TANK Proteus. There weren't ANY damage rigs or modules on that boat and if it could put out more that 300 dps without drones, I'd be shocked. I could tank that in almost any of my T1 cruisers for a couple minutes - not just 45 seconds. Kill the drones and any rep fitted ship has all day to kill the thing. That Sacrilege could have taken it down SOLO. Even with the 15 or so buddies, I'm betting it took more than a minute so he sure wasn't on the undock (where that Proteus really belonged.)

Even without the bling, that Proteus is a real nice baiting fit - great for station games. Kudos to you for getting it out of range, but that's all the kudos you deserve on this one. Really wondering why you needed the help. Someone with your ego should have just taken it solo and kept the buddies around to deal with his friends. That Guardian that was killed about the same time was a bigger threat than the Proteus by himself, but even then, the Proteus couldn't have taken the Sacrilege - you just couldn't have taken the Proteus either.

Full Disclose - this is a forum alt that I created today. Have noticed that The Devil's Warrior Alliance seems to punish anyone who remotely insults them with a war dec and my Alliance has a lot of members in hi-sec.

Don't know whether that's a compliment or an insult. Either way, my main has flown with TEST pilots, but I've never been in TEST. I've also flown with CFC pilots and never been in GoonSwarm. LOL Still a lot of upheaval in NULL and sometimes Blues are only Blues for the moment.

Thanks for the reply and I replied back - yes, I'm Anonymous and staying that way.

Let me take exception, however, to something you said here - about your oh, so glorious alliance and their 93.99%. That AIN'T people. That isn't numbers of pilots. All that number represents is ISK. Your 374 kills so far this month (many of them less than impressive) is countered by only 25 losses - looks pretty good and about reflects the numbers for the ISK. But we're talking about people here and I counted more than 90 pilots smiling (some of them are probably repeats - but I didn't check the 374 for repeats) when one of your ships blew up. Which brings it down to you get 4 guys for every 1 guy who's on one of your losses and that's not quite so impressive. 20% of your interactions are generating smiles might be another way of looking at it.

Also, you're spending an awful lot of time down in low and null for a high sec mercenary alliance. Just saying.

Yep, that's me and I do love pink.

BTW, you shouldn't strain yourself too hard on the numbers thing. If you can't do math (which it is quite clear you can't) you should stay away from it - brain damage may occur.

Don't have nothing against the Devil's, just your thread says HS which I took to mean High Security Space, (but I might be wrong) and I was seeing kills and losses on that killboard you helpfully provided down in low and null. When hi-sec mercs start coming down, it usually means they're bored. Hope you paved your way with a few blues, though. It can get really nasty down here when you don't have any friends and just hi-sec experience thinking you're bad-asses.

If I ever see you in local, I'll bring MY Proteus out and we can dance (I won't even bring friends unless you do.) Good luck and have fun wherever you're flying!

Perhaps, the Devils minions are everywhere...

Created by yours truly, winning a Golden Globe and now nominated for an Oscar for best merc ad...

(We wanted actual pew footage also, but goddamn it if there weren't issues going from FRAPS to iMovie..gotta find out how RnK does their vids, probably have the $300 Final Cut Pro software...hmph....)

Yes, we should talk about it in greater detail. No bumps here, just quality commentary...

The director began by wanting to highlight the youthful darkness of The Devil's Warriors members, so used the imagery of a pseudo-satanic monk, juxtaposed with a semi bisexual glance like from Tom Cruise in Stanley Kubric's 'Eyes Wide Shut'.

Mr. Cruise wasn't available, so Sir Tearz was kind enough to throw on the little red riding hood outfit he keeps in his closet for special occasions, and was asked to look like someone had just stolen his favorite hash pipe. He delivered a masterful shot now captured for all posterity. (Similar to the look he is giving me right now....)

The scenes then shift from various images of the devil, to a cameo of myself captured crawling out from under a carebears bed. Sadly the animated version didn't translate well to the video, but was still-captured nonetheless to great effect.

The director then tastefully applied the image of a melted Iraqi soldier and tank on the 'road of death' out of Kuwait during desert storm 1, to capture what aggressor corps can expect when Devil's ally with a defender in a war against them. The producers thought this scene too graphic, but the director stomped his feet until they acquiesced.

As the scene shifts to an image of the notification of war declaration against Germany during WWII, the viewer is reminded that war never ends, it has happened before, it will happen again.

The director considered using footage of JFK's head exploding in Dealey Plaza when he was killed, to show the precision and great effect Devil's apply in performing targeted assassinations. But this time bowed to producer pressures to tone it down. (Evidently some older EvE players still worship the little commie bastard, and would have been offended).

Scenes then shift in a masterful display of mixing old with new (and future!) to highlight how Devils will take down your enemies POCO's for you, or help you protect yours. And seriously, if you came up against the Emperors imperial guards from Star Wars, wouldn't you tinkle in your trousers a little bit?

The masterful trailer ends with a quick introduction to the people that can be contacted for the listed services, and a final quick-cut set of scenes to illustrate Devils are everywhere, ready to plunge the knife in the darkness at moments notice.

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The Devils Warrior Alliance will go bawls deep and sometimes do the dirtiest jobs imaginable to get you the satisfaction you desire.

If you want quick fast food that is cheap and of questionable quality, you go to McDonalds. It *may* fill your stomach but its a crapshoot on if it will meet your full nutritional requirements, or if you will be bazooka blasting the interior of a toilet bowl soon thereafter. For example, p1ss off the wrong people by hiring inept mercs on them and your problems could be worsened...

If you want a mouth-watering steak with all the accoutrements, baked potato, mushrooms -- and you want to ensure you have all the nutritional and gastrointestinal bases covered, you go to The Keg (or LongHorn for our US clients).

Take risks with your diet, not your mercenaries. The Devils Warrior Alliance, steak...not sh!t on a sesame seed bun.