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[MERC] The Marmite Collective

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Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#3661 - 2013-12-28 13:21:37 UTC
This POCO talk is well.. droll.

Come let us speak of The WALRUS!!!

Everyone must fear the walrus for he is king.
Everyone must love the walrus for he is king.
Everyone must envy the walrus for he is king.
The walrus will hold you close and keep you warm then roll over and end you, for he is king.
The walrus does not care about your silly POCO, for he is king.

o7 dear walrus, for you are king.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#3662 - 2013-12-28 15:03:54 UTC
Yeh, we have met the Walrus too...... damn evil mofo ! Twisted

http://i.imgur.com/elKFfhH.jpg

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Ted McManfist
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#3663 - 2013-12-28 15:36:08 UTC
Davish Krail wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
LMAO.....Pirate All these nullbears trying to look relevant by posting all these 'I am so important, because I live in nullbear land" replies here.... Keep replying and feel important guys Blink


How many POCOs has Marmite taken down?


No no no. They were doing it for the fights, you see! They just "forgot" to show up.

T1 Industrial on Jita Undock? They are all for it. 30 Scythes with no guns in open space at a time and place of their choosing...not so much.
Ted McManfist
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#3664 - 2013-12-28 15:37:29 UTC
Davish Krail wrote:
I hear there are a few RvB POCOs around if you want to shoot structures and then not show up for timers, otherwise I am sure there are some asteroids you could shoot with mining lasers if you want to avoid being shot back at.


Better move the belts within docking range! Big smile
Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#3665 - 2013-12-28 16:00:42 UTC
Davish Krail wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
LMAO.....Pirate All these nullbears trying to look relevant by posting all these 'I am so important, because I live in nullbear land" replies here.... Keep replying and feel important guys Blink


How many POCOs has Marmite taken down?


You kidding, right? From this page it's clear to see we killed 22 last month.
22 We needed to kill, because clients asked us to do so.
Just admit it, you fail at hisec... Its ok, we don't care much for nullsec as we don't like setting alarm clocks for slideshows where we assign drones and wait for either a node crash or 'victory'.

About game mechanics, since you also need a lesson there. The timer where the POCO comes out of reinforced is set by the owner so the defense when it comes out of reinforced is on the owner's terms. The only thing under the attackers control is... wait for it... the attack Cool

To finish this off, Tora: You've got quite the special fanclub from shooting a poco, let's do it again sometime P

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3666 - 2013-12-28 16:04:04 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Just admit it, you fail at hisec...


This is true for everyone that lives in highsec.

Up to and including you.
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3667 - 2013-12-28 16:06:40 UTC
Xolve wrote:
Danalee wrote:
Just admit it, you fail at hisec...


This is true for everyone that lives in highsec.

Up to and including you.


Confirming you need cynos or no local to make high sec good.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 
Ragnen Delent
13.
#3668 - 2013-12-28 18:37:16 UTC
I didn't think it was possible for someone to be more delusional and bad at eve than Harry Forever and yet here we are.
Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#3669 - 2013-12-28 18:43:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Ragnen Delent wrote:
I didn't think it was possible for someone to be more delusional and bad at eve than Harry Forever and yet here we are.


It's ok, you must have some redeeming qualities, right?
Let's not make this nice thread into some sort of 'confessions of the goon squad', mkay?

D.

Bear

By not caring too much about what people think, I'm able to think for myself and propagate ideas which are very often unpopular. And I succeed.


↓↓ Poasting about stuff non stop <> not caring

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3670 - 2013-12-28 19:42:28 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Let's not make this nice thread into some sort of 'confessions of the goon squad', mkay?


There's only so many ways to say 'They don't care' for that to ever become a thing, I am sorry I had to be the one to tell you.
Davish Krail
#3671 - 2013-12-28 22:11:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Davish Krail
I find rocking back and forward whilst sobbing "I don't care" works wonders Danalee. Should give it a spin while you are docked in Jita.

e: And per your claim of 22 POCOs killed last month, it would appear all but 6 were actually Interbus. I hear they are great for fights :shrug:
Leigh Akiga
Kuhri Innovations
#3672 - 2013-12-28 22:20:25 UTC
Ted McManfist wrote:
T1 Industrial on Jita Undock? They are all for it


I am literally looking at 4 marmite guys camping the jita undock right now Lol
Davish Krail
#3673 - 2013-12-28 22:26:19 UTC
Leigh Akiga wrote:
Ted McManfist wrote:
T1 Industrial on Jita Undock? They are all for it


I am literally looking at 4 marmite guys camping the jita undock right now Lol


Looks like they could muster about 20 guys against the NPC POCOs too. Pretty risk free if you ask me Ugh
Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#3674 - 2013-12-28 22:28:03 UTC
Leigh Akiga wrote:
Ted McManfist wrote:
T1 Industrial on Jita Undock? They are all for it


I am literally looking at 4 marmite guys camping the jita undock right now Lol


We are indeed a 4 man t1 industrial killing machine Roll
That only hang arround in jita Pirate

Sorry for always busting those bubbles goonies.

D.

Bear

PS: I POSTED THIS WHILE DOCKED IN JITA TwistedTwistedTwisted

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Davish Krail
#3675 - 2013-12-28 22:40:27 UTC
But you have more kills this month in Jita and Amarr than in the next 5 systems combined. If anything the lack of spread further indicates the level of lazy PvP occurring. I wait with baited breath for the positive spin on this.
Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#3676 - 2013-12-28 22:47:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Davish Krail wrote:
But you have more kills this month in Jita and Amarr than in the next 5 systems combined. If anything the lack of spread further indicates the level of lazy PvP occurring. I wait with baited breath for the positive spin on this.


Ooooh... Didn't know we weren't allowed to kill easy/stupid targets (mostly nullbears) in major tradehubs...
I'll tell our management you said so.

Meanwhile, try and avoid those terrible losses in hisec, please.

e: And who would you be talking about lazy PVP as if you'd frown upon it, it's all you do.
I wait with baited breath for your justification for the stupid that's nullbears in general on one side and the explenation why you are elite on the other.

e2: Hahahahahaha... haaaaaaaahahahaha....

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3677 - 2013-12-29 01:24:57 UTC
I enjoy when people afraid of nullsec because there are dragons and bubbles there use the phrase 'nullbear'; it's better than viagra when that person also signs their posts.
Davish Krail
#3678 - 2013-12-29 01:40:51 UTC
It's not exactly a 'Mercenary Alliance' when you sit in Jita or Amarr though, right? I mean, ~elite pvp~ aside, do people really pay you to shoot mans or is it just 23/7 hub and pipe camping.

Also I notice that while you have wars declared against several large null sec entities, you seemingly avoid lowsec alliances such as Devils Tattoo and Shadow Cartel. Surely these upstanding groups would be able to provide the ~gudfites~ you fail to elicit from Goons and RvB?
Proletariat Tingtango
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3679 - 2013-12-29 02:58:09 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
o7o7o7o7 gfgfgf welcome to nullsec marmite, where real pvp happens.

*snip* Posting of kill report links is prohibited. ISD Ezwal
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3680 - 2013-12-29 03:28:48 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Proletariat Tingtango wrote:
o7o7o7o7 gfgfgf welcome to nullsec marmite, where real pvp happens.

*snip* Posting of kill report links is prohibited. ISD Ezwal



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