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[MERC] The Marmite Collective

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Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#3641 - 2013-12-27 16:25:03 UTC
Happy Holidays to you two special fellows too!
Still waiting on your going rates, by the way.

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Powers Sa
#3642 - 2013-12-27 21:50:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Powers Sa
Tora Bushido wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
Xolve wrote:
Hey Tora,

I heard you got trolled into RFing a POCO on Christmas, c/d?


We did shoot a Goon poco to get a fight..... that took so long before we got any respond, we fell asleep and it got into ref...... If wasting time trying to get a fight is being trolled... I confirm. Blink

For all the nubcakes who dont read and think before they speak. Blink So we aren't interested in your customs offices. All we wanted is to pick a fight and create tears. The fight failed, even after 2 hours of waiting for Goons to get organized, but the tears were a great success \Big smile/ On SA, in game and on the EVE forums..... bringgg meeeee moreee..... xmas tears!

So Stay Calm, Don't Panic....... your pain will soon be over. Mmmmhh..... that sounds like an alliance I was in before....

Short version : waited for Goons, Goons afk.

ppppssss.... and since you arent a great forum warrior, without saying you agree..... I AGREE Toooooo !!! (CAPS for more 1337 stuf)

Yeah so this proves that you know nothing about your target. That's not how gsf operates in 0.0, or highsec. Guys try that by pinging JB pos or pocos to poke for curious georges to show up, generally go home empty handed.
Definitely wasn't happening on christmas day afternoon in EuroTZ when FCs are visiting and/or otherwise spending time with family. We show up to timers. You're going to have to shoot those structures all the way if you want a fight. That's just how it works.

Your definition of tears is different from just about everyone who plays the game. You get dunked on in the forums and in local, and then your pubbie reality distortion field turns it into some kind of positive reinforcement circle jerk. I generally take that as a sign of fear and weakness. Luckily I don't need to infer or come to conclusions on that front, since you cowarded out of your timer. Lol

It's pure comedy to see someone shoot a structure, and then forgo the killmail at the end of the tunnel. It proves you place no value on your time, and means us spending a day to take pocos has been 100% worth it since you guys have yet another structure to shoot.

Tora Bushido wrote:
This isn't 0.0 blob space where you cant do anything without fleets. That's probably why you keep getting your asses kicked in high sec. .


Yeah you tell those random t1 industrials

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thetwilitehour
Caldari Provisions
#3643 - 2013-12-27 21:57:47 UTC
Marmite collective is a serious, effective empire alliance that has a profound impact on the way I and others play Eve.
Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#3644 - 2013-12-27 21:59:37 UTC
Them goonies sure use a lot of words to describe the fact they aren't mad Roll

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Briesse
Eighty Joule Brewery
Goonswarm Federation
#3645 - 2013-12-27 22:00:07 UTC
Marmite Collective has managed to alter my EVE experience with about 30 seconds of laughter. Can we hire you as clowns?
Colonel Rhombus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#3646 - 2013-12-27 22:01:02 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Its funny... nobody who ever speaks up posts with a pilot they use in game... obviously he is a goonie... but not on his "forum alt".

Grow a pair.


Hi this is my main toonie.

Warm Regards,

Colonel Rhombus
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#3647 - 2013-12-28 01:57:19 UTC
I think we struck a nerve somewhere .... hahaha..... Lol

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Davish Krail
#3648 - 2013-12-28 02:16:01 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
I think we struck a nerve somewhere .... hahaha..... Lol


Shame you didn't strike a POCO somewhere Blink
thetwilitehour
Caldari Provisions
#3649 - 2013-12-28 03:55:45 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
I think we struck a nerve somewhere .... hahaha..... Lol


Truly you are puppetmasters who have us dancing to your tune. Forcing a group based on a forum community about posting to post...

I don't even have words to describe the emotions the Marmite Collective has aroused in me.

Shmooblydong? No, that's not it. But it's close.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3650 - 2013-12-28 04:57:17 UTC
Sorry. I was too busy playing Spelunky to try & stop you from reinforcing that POCO.

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Ted McManfist
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#3651 - 2013-12-28 04:58:56 UTC
You wanted a fight, so you set a timer dictating when and where us evil goons had to be. You scouted us there, at the designated time and place. You saw 30 scythes, and you did nothing.

You sat in Jita and refused to fight 30 ships with no guns.

Please explain to me how anyone is scared of you?

Your Kung-fu is so weak, it is defeated by an insta-undock.

:condi:
Davish Krail
#3652 - 2013-12-28 06:02:28 UTC
I hear there are a few RvB POCOs around if you want to shoot structures and then not show up for timers, otherwise I am sure there are some asteroids you could shoot with mining lasers if you want to avoid being shot back at.
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#3653 - 2013-12-28 06:12:54 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Don Purple wrote:
Tora Bushido I think a handlebar mustache would look great on you, that is all.

Just for you :

Mustacheee rulleee the world !



That is pretty damn fantastic!
*applauds*

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.

Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3654 - 2013-12-28 07:25:38 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
I think we struck a nerve somewhere .... hahaha..... Lol


Probably not, you can't fly Archons in Highsec
Powers Sa
#3655 - 2013-12-28 09:16:28 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
I think we struck a nerve somewhere .... hahaha..... Lol

There's a "Pubbies arguing with Powers" megathread that some random goon put up to track my Eve-o shenanigans. I think he scripts posts where i quote to auto-post to it.

Do you like winning t2 frigs and dictors for Dirt Cheap?https://eveninggames.net/register/ref/dQddmNgyLhFBqNJk

Remeber: Gambling addiction is no laughing matter unless you've lost a vast space fortune on the internet.

Davish Krail
#3656 - 2013-12-28 10:50:58 UTC
How many Marmite pilots does it take to reinforce a Customs Office and then not show up for the timer?

One, just one.
Domineren
Knights Of the Ruined Empire
#3657 - 2013-12-28 11:20:42 UTC
Powers Sa wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
Xolve wrote:
Hey Tora,

I heard you got trolled into RFing a POCO on Christmas, c/d?


We did shoot a Goon poco to get a fight..... that took so long before we got any respond, we fell asleep and it got into ref...... If wasting time trying to get a fight is being trolled... I confirm. Blink

For all the nubcakes who dont read and think before they speak. Blink So we aren't interested in your customs offices. All we wanted is to pick a fight and create tears. The fight failed, even after 2 hours of waiting for Goons to get organized, but the tears were a great success \Big smile/ On SA, in game and on the EVE forums..... bringgg meeeee moreee..... xmas tears!

So Stay Calm, Don't Panic....... your pain will soon be over. Mmmmhh..... that sounds like an alliance I was in before....

Short version : waited for Goons, Goons afk.

ppppssss.... and since you arent a great forum warrior, without saying you agree..... I AGREE Toooooo !!! (CAPS for more 1337 stuf)

Yeah so this proves that you know nothing about your target. That's not how gsf operates in 0.0, or highsec. Guys try that by pinging JB pos or pocos to poke for curious georges to show up, generally go home empty handed.
Definitely wasn't happening on christmas day afternoon in EuroTZ when FCs are visiting and/or otherwise spending time with family. We show up to timers. You're going to have to shoot those structures all the way if you want a fight. That's just how it works.

Your definition of tears is different from just about everyone who plays the game. You get dunked on in the forums and in local, and then your pubbie reality distortion field turns it into some kind of positive reinforcement circle jerk. I generally take that as a sign of fear and weakness. Luckily I don't need to infer or come to conclusions on that front, since you cowarded out of your timer. Lol

It's pure comedy to see someone shoot a structure, and then forgo the killmail at the end of the tunnel. It proves you place no value on your time, and means us spending a day to take pocos has been 100% worth it since you guys have yet another structure to shoot.

Tora Bushido wrote:
This isn't 0.0 blob space where you cant do anything without fleets. That's probably why you keep getting your asses kicked in high sec. .


Yeah you tell those random t1 industrials

Im actually enjoying soloing in null...granted I've died a couple times, I've always killed more than I lost. These nullsec "pvpers" are cute lol

Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....

Ex-Rebirth....and miner.  Fight me.

Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3658 - 2013-12-28 11:30:12 UTC
Domineren wrote:
Im actually enjoying soloing in null...granted I've died a couple times, I've always killed more than I lost. These nullsec "pvpers" are cute lol


You heard it here first friends, CVA Pets at the very pinnacle of ~elite pvp~.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#3659 - 2013-12-28 11:36:26 UTC
LMAO.....Pirate All these nullbears trying to look relevant by posting all these 'I am so important, because I live in nullbear land" replies here.... Keep replying and feel important guys Blink

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Davish Krail
#3660 - 2013-12-28 12:16:31 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
LMAO.....Pirate All these nullbears trying to look relevant by posting all these 'I am so important, because I live in nullbear land" replies here.... Keep replying and feel important guys Blink


How many POCOs has Marmite taken down?