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3 WORD EVE STORY

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Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#961 - 2013-10-03 14:49:11 UTC
which involved several

wumbo

Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#962 - 2013-10-03 17:03:56 UTC
inflatable fake Mackinaws
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#963 - 2013-10-03 20:17:26 UTC
poised to explode

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#964 - 2013-10-05 23:10:31 UTC
when in range

wumbo

KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#965 - 2013-10-06 09:58:18 UTC
of space ninjas.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#966 - 2013-10-07 01:36:39 UTC
The resulting mess
razernc
Victory or Whatever
Nourv Gate Security Commission
#967 - 2013-10-07 01:58:44 UTC
created a wormhole

Nom

Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#968 - 2013-10-07 04:22:17 UTC
From which came

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."

KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#969 - 2013-10-07 05:14:26 UTC
five thousand Avatar's,

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

John Tomplin
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#970 - 2013-10-07 23:36:42 UTC  |  Edited by: John Tomplin
Of terrible glory
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#971 - 2013-10-07 23:52:11 UTC
coated with mauve

wumbo

KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#972 - 2013-10-08 02:17:48 UTC
to simultaneously doomsday,

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#973 - 2013-10-08 21:21:15 UTC
all contenders for
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#974 - 2013-10-08 22:19:39 UTC
the janitorial crown.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

John Tomplin
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#975 - 2013-10-08 23:52:42 UTC
Mad from Sun
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#976 - 2013-10-09 22:17:15 UTC
and laced with

wumbo

KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#977 - 2013-10-09 23:02:33 UTC
a neural-nanite solution,

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#978 - 2013-10-16 16:26:28 UTC
the slaver hound
Mike Azariah
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#979 - 2013-10-17 06:39:12 UTC
hit his limit

Mike Azariah  ┬──┬ ¯|(ツ)

KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#980 - 2013-10-17 09:12:55 UTC
by severing two

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.