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Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#921 - 2013-08-27 18:26:49 UTC
made it difficult
Motoko Kasaki
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#922 - 2013-08-27 21:54:47 UTC
for custard creams

Glory to the State.

Drax Concrilla
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#923 - 2013-08-28 16:26:17 UTC
to infiltrate the
Motoko Kasaki
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#924 - 2013-08-28 16:36:03 UTC
blood raider fortress

Glory to the State.

Don Guerrilla
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#925 - 2013-08-28 21:20:48 UTC
I thought I would go back a few pages and copy and paste from there what was posted in one post. Pretty funny stuff.



The launcher works erratically at best. "**** your self!" said the man with the red bloodstains on his Grandmother's fox-fur rug. Eating unhealthy snacks can lead to the development of a dentists touch which can lead to ccp mintchip showing her breasts That are HAIRY although not many folks would agree with any mumbo he can eradicate pubic hair instantaneously without the added troubles of having any itching or nasty lice that destroy the shields ***** penis ***** and then Suddenly! Faster than a unexpected wet shart quicker than a hungry slaver hound he warped into omber belt 4 that was actually full of jaspet which raised questions about where the quafe zero actually was going to. Fit in my I don't understand why this hat unfortunately refuses to actually cover my capital shield projector with a reasonably big, curved sword canteloupes and watermelons which were needed for the master cantaloupe system to power the super tropical fruit thrusters into the ectopic, miasmic and nebulous hair of cinnabon to further upgrade my fat hamster from being podded into a burn that may or may not contain player crated content! Said the confident baked rifter pilot on his way towards the guild's cut price brothel in which multiple failed isk doublers fear to undock because of baked cakes exploding in hilariously bright starbursts of spongy shrapnel that could only taste of disappointment. Laser filled horizons with sharp wits made it difficult for custard creams to infiltrate the blood raider fortress. I docked at
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#926 - 2013-08-29 13:57:15 UTC
The condom repository
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#927 - 2013-08-30 19:32:32 UTC
which was in

wumbo

Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#928 - 2013-08-30 20:41:59 UTC
in dire need


[Thanks for congealing that mess of text Don Guerilla! We did pretty good on that run....]
Boris Winterbourne
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#929 - 2013-08-31 12:00:16 UTC
of replacement testers
Tara Read
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#930 - 2013-09-01 06:40:46 UTC
**** Shadow Cartel!
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#931 - 2013-09-03 03:56:03 UTC
Yelled bill suddenly,

wumbo

Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#932 - 2013-09-05 19:11:24 UTC
causing Jill to
Drax Concrilla
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#933 - 2013-09-06 21:38:59 UTC
regurgitate florescent Quafe
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#934 - 2013-09-08 03:05:57 UTC
into the command

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#935 - 2013-09-10 16:30:14 UTC
module of unsuspecting

wumbo

Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#936 - 2013-09-10 18:27:54 UTC
janitor transport service
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#937 - 2013-09-13 01:34:55 UTC
bots. The Armageddon

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#938 - 2013-09-16 19:49:14 UTC
approached a beacon
Vince Mctavern
Anara Sol
#939 - 2013-09-20 15:05:31 UTC
didn't update clone Oops
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#940 - 2013-09-20 16:17:11 UTC
, losing Marauders V,

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.