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[MERC] The Marmite Collective

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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#2741 - 2013-08-28 23:18:27 UTC
I endorse this product and/or service.
+1

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Immortal Chrono Pimpin
Codename-47
Avocado Cartel
#2742 - 2013-08-29 01:32:34 UTC
Tora going on the deffensive about that killboard padding,

He even has them in his bio.

Said something about it in local a few months ago he said smartasses vegas alt blocked haha

Such a spergelord.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#2743 - 2013-08-29 04:08:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Saeger1737
Immortal Chrono Pimpin wrote:
Tora going on the deffensive about that killboard padding,

He even has them in his bio.

Said something about it in local a few months ago he said smartasses vegas alt blocked haha

Such a spergelord.

Now he's gonna undock and kill us..... No wait a minute he'll just undock his neutral alt tora oni and follow us all the way to rens where we'll find kypp who will try to insult us by calling us a "handbag" and think that's insulting us and he'll continue to spam that one pic he has because he thinks he's pro-sauce

Then they'll proceed to stay docked in their double tanked ships sperging up rens local like 4th graders who just found an English dictionary and log off...

Let the spergasm begin

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2744 - 2013-08-29 04:32:34 UTC
Tried to say hi to an ex- wingmate bro in Marmite last night.
He upshipped and tried to blap me.

It did not end well for him.
:(



"The path of the sadly brainwashed is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of those who spew hate. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy me. And you will know my name is Rocancourt when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Rocancourt 3:10


http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#2745 - 2013-08-29 06:09:02 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:

Now he's gonna undock and kill us..... No wait a minute he'll just undock his neutral alt tora oni and follow us all the way to rens where we'll find kypp who will try to insult us by calling us a "handbag" and think that's insulting us and he'll continue to spam that one pic he has because he thinks he's pro-sauce

Then they'll proceed to stay docked in their double tanked ships sperging up rens local like 4th graders who just found an English dictionary and log off...

Let the spergasm begin


I see you spiced up your 'THEY ARE RUNNING AWAY WAAWAA' routine with some 'THEY SPERG AND STUFF'
It must be terrible for you, such a skilled, elite, pro handbag with no shoulder to hang on.
So, You guys boasting about being entertained, the last lie to hold up.... busted!
Marmite for the win!

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Jove Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2746 - 2013-08-29 08:04:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Jove Death
Just a lil bit of toast do be doLol

Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek.

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#2747 - 2013-08-29 09:20:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Saeger1737
Danalee wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:

Now he's gonna undock and kill us..... No wait a minute he'll just undock his neutral alt tora oni and follow us all the way to rens where we'll find kypp who will try to insult us by calling us a "handbag" and think that's insulting us and he'll continue to spam that one pic he has because he thinks he's pro-sauce

Then they'll proceed to stay docked in their double tanked ships sperging up rens local like 4th graders who just found an English dictionary and log off...

Let the spergasm begin


I see you spiced up your 'THEY ARE RUNNING AWAY WAAWAA' routine with some 'THEY SPERG AND STUFF'
It must be terrible for you, such a skilled, elite, pro handbag with no shoulder to hang on.
So, You guys boasting about being entertained, the last lie to hold up.... busted!
Marmite for the win!

D.

Bear


You run away from us in deltole on Friday, screaming about the cotton flagpole and how you couldn't be bothered to comment in local when you logged off

I happen to speak the truth, unlike you whose blind speculation is used to mislead readers from the actual truths, anyone that has been decked against you has known this for a month now

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#2748 - 2013-08-29 09:35:01 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:

You run away from us in deltole on Friday, screaming about the cotton flagpole and how you couldn't be bothered to comment in local when you logged off

I happen to speak the truth, unlike you whose blind speculation is used to mislead readers from the actual truths, anyone that has been decked against you has known this for a month now


Oh boy, where to begin.

My truth is as follows;

Marmites are doing a great job, Killing billions upon billions worth of ships, kills we are hired to do. corps we are hired to shut down. Obviously, we have fun while doing so.

Your thruth, please tell me where I'm misleading is;
Waawaaa Marmites suck and they are failscading because Vegas, my hero, says so.

I don't care to engage a fleet of 8 T3's with 4 Logi in my Rupture, especially since I already killed a couple of billions worth of ships under your nose. I respond to local trolling with better local trolling. Simply put, I own you on each and every facet of the game. I understand you are very mad because of this but you are on a path laid out by yourself so only have yourself to blame.

Thanks for playing.

D. Out.

Bear


Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#2749 - 2013-08-29 10:48:39 UTC
Am still laughing my ass off how many players even care enough about what we do, to come back to this post every day to cry about it. It must be something very good or evil we are doing, why else would they care to reply.

Either way its fun...... Pirate

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2750 - 2013-08-29 11:23:45 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:


Either way its fun...... Pirate



I only stepped back into this thread to show my sadness for how i was treated by an ex-Jita Police bro when i convoed to say hi and ask how he was doing.
I think you might have to remind the Alliance about the "fun " part.

[stepping back out of thread]

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#2751 - 2013-08-29 12:43:59 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:


why else would they care to reply.

Either way its fun...... Pirate



HoleySheet1 wrote:


Did you say hi to the corp member you blew up kris? That wasnt fun.




You wonder why some of us love this thread? Maybe because within two posts you are "having fun" and 'that wasn't fun".

Epic Failures
Comrade Answers
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2752 - 2013-08-29 12:54:50 UTC
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
Danalee wrote:
...
This should clear up your confusion, He is a bit sad because of our continued succes.

Hmm...

I was looking for the campaign against The Devil's Warrior alliance on your KB and found it to be...missing.

So by our records you are at 17.96% efficiency against people that shoot back.

::goflclap::

Also, given examples like those mentioned in the latest Fly Reckless (episode 93) podcast of Tora Bushido padding your killboards, how can you quote your KB at all with a straight face?

These are difficult questions, ones that perhaps cannot be answered by a re-incarnation of the Iraqi Information Minister from Desert War 1...


Feyd,

For a price, I am providing remedial education services for high sec mercenaries such as yourself.

You see, a campaign is something you have against people you have war decced, because it is important to you, or you are being paid. If those other people did not make the war dec, but have instead war decced let's say 100 other alliances, then they do not give a **** about you. You are irrelevant to them. The campaign is your interest and your problem.

If you war dec someone why would they make a campaign tracker for you on their site? Isn't that your job you big mercenary you?

Marmite has 92% kill efficiency and it doesn't matter how that number adds up. Get more business, get more war decs, and you will start understanding that one campaign doesn't matter.
Lord Razpataz
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#2753 - 2013-08-29 13:16:57 UTC
Comrade Answers wrote:

You see, a campaign is something you have against people you have war decced, because it is important to you, or you are being paid. If those other people did not make the war dec, but have instead war decced let's say 100 other alliances, then they do not give a **** about you. You are irrelevant to them. The campaign is your interest and your problem.

If you war dec someone why would they make a campaign tracker for you on their site? Isn't that your job you big mercenary you?

Marmite has 92% kill efficiency and it doesn't matter how that number adds up. Get more business, get more war decs, and you will start understanding that one campaign doesn't matter.


Oh.. speaking of.. I did not see a campaign against Paper Alliance... that Marmite dec'd?
And ofc, If you dec someone.. and they got allies, you put them on the campaign aswell, right?

I'm beginning to think Devils is one of the few that put up campaigns for both outgoing and incoming decs.
Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#2754 - 2013-08-29 13:29:10 UTC
Lord Razpataz wrote:
Comrade Answers wrote:

You see, a campaign is something you have against people you have war decced, because it is important to you, or you are being paid. If those other people did not make the war dec, but have instead war decced let's say 100 other alliances, then they do not give a **** about you. You are irrelevant to them. The campaign is your interest and your problem.

If you war dec someone why would they make a campaign tracker for you on their site? Isn't that your job you big mercenary you?

Marmite has 92% kill efficiency and it doesn't matter how that number adds up. Get more business, get more war decs, and you will start understanding that one campaign doesn't matter.


Oh.. speaking of.. I did not see a campaign against Paper Alliance... that Marmite dec'd?
And ofc, If you dec someone.. and they got allies, you put them on the campaign aswell, right?

I'm beginning to think Devils is one of the few that put up campaigns for both outgoing and incoming decs.


Paper alliance disbanded, right? If I recall correct it was right after they stopped having Marmite in their corner...
Oh well.

Good for you that you have all wars in your campaigns. Would look empty if it wasn't so Blink
What was the point of posting this here, might do it here for greater effect.

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Lord Razpataz
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#2755 - 2013-08-29 13:55:14 UTC
Danalee wrote:

Paper alliance disbanded, right? If I recall correct it was right after they stopped having Marmite in their corner...
Oh well.

Good for you that you have all wars in your campaigns. Would look empty if it wasn't so Blink
What was the point of posting this here, might do it here for greater effect.

D.

Bear


Paper Alliance disbanded yes, so that is a plus in your book? So why not a campaign?
Why should I start posting things on my own thread, is this not the purpose of forums, posting on others threads?
Asking questions and getting feedback is'nt it?

Oh.. wait.. in your case (and some others) its trolling.. but that's another thing..
Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#2756 - 2013-08-29 14:06:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Lord Razpataz wrote:
Danalee wrote:

Paper alliance disbanded, right? If I recall correct it was right after they stopped having Marmite in their corner...
Oh well.

Good for you that you have all wars in your campaigns. Would look empty if it wasn't so Blink
What was the point of posting this here, might do it here for greater effect.

D.

Bear


Paper Alliance disbanded yes, so that is a plus in your book? So why not a campaign?
Why should I start posting things on my own thread, is this not the purpose of forums, posting on others threads?
Asking questions and getting feedback is'nt it?

Oh.. wait.. in your case (and some others) its trolling.. but that's another thing..


Well, a corp under our protection program, enticed by Vegas' lies leaving for another merc corp's protection program and than promptly disbanding is a win in my book, yes.

About the purpose of forums, thanks for teaching me... I just tought that information about your alliance should go in the thread about... your alliance. Silly me, right? Roll

I don't troll unless it's trolling trolls... That I do. You could call me a Forum troll hunter.
I'm glad we had this conversation and were able to provide each other feedback.

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#2757 - 2013-08-29 14:13:45 UTC
Comrade Answers wrote:

...
Marmite has 92% kill efficiency and it doesn't matter how that number adds up.

Shocked

The paradox I am struggling with is how you hold your KB up as proof of success, yet said data is tainted by allegations of killboard padding.

Fly Reckless ep93 (1:09:20)

"Now I must name and shame...a killmail by the Marmite Collective....normally I would be saying 'hell yes', however we appear to have a slight case of killboard padding..." Their words, not mine.

Then, your own comments above just re-enforce those allegations.

ps
Do you also quote your spoofing killboard to prospective clients as 'proof of effectiveness'? Surely not, for that would really be shameless...
Lord Razpataz
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#2758 - 2013-08-29 14:16:25 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Lord Razpataz wrote:
Danalee wrote:

Paper alliance disbanded, right? If I recall correct it was right after they stopped having Marmite in their corner...
Oh well.

Good for you that you have all wars in your campaigns. Would look empty if it wasn't so Blink
What was the point of posting this here, might do it here for greater effect.

D.

Bear


Paper Alliance disbanded yes, so that is a plus in your book? So why not a campaign?
Why should I start posting things on my own thread, is this not the purpose of forums, posting on others threads?
Asking questions and getting feedback is'nt it?

Oh.. wait.. in your case (and some others) its trolling.. but that's another thing..


Well, a corp under our protection program, enticed by Vegas' lies leaving for another merc corp's protection program and than promptly disbanding is a win in my book, yes.

About the purpose of forums, thanks for teaching me... I just tought that information about your alliance should go in the thread about... your alliance. Silly me, right? Roll

I don't troll unless it's trolling trolls... That I do. You could call me a Forum troll hunter.
I'm glad we had this conversation and were able to provide each other feedback.

D.

Bear


You did not answer me about why no campaign tho?
And Paper alliance crumbling due to what exactly?
Show us the major impact you had on them by dec'ing them :)

Maybe with a campaign?
Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#2759 - 2013-08-29 14:18:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
Comrade Answers wrote:

...
Marmite has 92% kill efficiency and it doesn't matter how that number adds up.

Shocked

The paradox I am struggling with is how you hold your KB up as proof of success, yet said data is tainted by allegations of killboard padding.

Fly Reckless ep93 (1:09:20)

"Now I must name and shame...a killmail by the Marmite Collective....normally I would be saying 'hell yes', however we appear to have a slight case of killboard padding..." Their words, not mine.

Then, your own comments above just re-enforce those allegations.

ps
Do you also quote your spoofing killboard to prospective clients as 'proof of effectiveness'? Surely not, for that would really be shameless...


Jeebus Christ man... Get over yourself.

allegations of padding is hilarious... How much isk on those killmails?

1 - It isn't a case of padding.
2 - it doesn't matter since the amount is peanuts in the grand scheme of things.

Why on earth would we pad our killboard with a couple of billion isk if we get anywhere between half a trillion and a trillion worth of them... It wouldn't make sense, would it?

D.

Bear

Edit in reply to Lord Razpataz; Why would we advertise with the small percentage of things that don't go our way?
We don't get 100% efficiency. We suffer losses. that's there for all to see. Our killboard is our resume.

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Lord Razpataz
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#2760 - 2013-08-29 14:29:21 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Our killboard is our resume.


Exactly my point.
Dont think any employer would like someone to edit out the bad stuff from a resume?
Or in your case.. not putting it on the resume.