Crime & Punishment

Danalee needs his posting privileges revoked until he can learn to fit a ship. Jesus.

"Carress the Canvas, build a happy lil cloud, let it flow, You can do anything you want to do. There are no limits here. Believe that you can do it because you can do it."
-Bob Ross (Oct.29, 1942 - July4, 1995) Rest in Peace

If we could all be like Bob Ross, there would be a LOT of awesome oil paintings.

That fit whyyyyyyyyyy

Only in the context of people staring at modern art and thinking.... WTH is this shyte.

And then in the background you have some PHD graduate explaining how the creator wanted express his inner demons by showing how absurd and ******** his life really is. In a vain attempt to justify what he created with it's price tag.

Hello,

Let me introduce myself, I Am Danalee.

I'm camped in station by big bad merc corps. I run away from every fight, I don't have fun in EVE online.
My alliance is failscading faster than Seager get's on his knees when Vegas is arround, being only in the top20 of all alliances in EVE is bad and we should feel bad (which we do).
Instead of taking the loads our adversaries throw at us, we avoid them whenever possible, we are pussies and noobs, which makes us fail at life in general.

And yet... 96kills this month worth 13.81Billion isk, 98.04% efficiency... I'm sorry it was an accident
And still... I get to waggle my tail infront of big bad elite solo PVP artists (in some ships that are new to EVE, like the Guardianguardianguardianguardianproteusproteusproteusstabberfleetlegionabsolution) they get quite mad when I do that and there for I am sorry.
And also, I get to roam arround and arrive in a system with 14 wartargets baiting us for hours on end and when I finally decide to throw together a ship with what I have and promptly loose it (2 sec on timer... damn ) the flood of tears on killboards and forums know no bounds.

I am Danalee and I'm bad at EVE. I don't even lift and I'm pretty sure my kids don't like me all that much.
I apoligize.

Hugs and kisses,

D.

Oh thank god, someone here gets it. Also, Xolve.

The rest of you sound like a bunch of autists.

Can someone shed some light on what happened? I do not know the whole background here.

So some dude VegasMirage was a member of Marmite for a long time Then a Bromance develops between the CEO and VegasMirage. Then later something happens he gets kicked out of the Corp and now this.

Why did he get kicked out of the Corp? What transpired here, anyone got the cliff notes?

1. Marmite allows basement dwellers in.

2. Dwellers cry about not getting exactly what they want. Deaf CEO megalomaniac unimpressed.

3. Dwellers are excised but leave behind top quality spys because they can (APIs are awesome).

4. Excised dwellers combine spittle / mountain dew / fluids and decide to mount campaign of abject terror to teach aforementioned CEO a lesson. Lot's of "my ****'s bigger than yours" type of stuff ensues.

5. Dwellers attract attic lurkers and other pale skinned types to rally to their cause.

6. CEO / sheep and dwellers rage at each other for months on EvE-O because it's real and all that good stuff. Many dubious statistics are thrown over respective battlements with little effect. Trolls spawn everywhere and wreak e-havoc amongst those emotionally involved.

7. Some internet spaceships are destroyed. This is very important to most people concerned.

8. Lulz at first are plentiful - sadly no longer, because most people are well past caring.

Confirming pale skin and wreaking havoc amongst those emotionally involved.

I called this thread being past caring many pages ago. This is just a death spin.

Is VegasQueen even at war with marmite anymore?

I actually choked on my tea when I saw that proteus loss, I cant imagine what he was thinking..... ( and will refrain from comment )

One thing did stand out in what was said, 3 stayed ( most likely Salinda's alts) and the others ran away.....