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[MERC] The Marmite Collective

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VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#2421 - 2013-08-20 01:27:07 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
WonkySplitDemon wrote:
marmite are cool doods. Who gives a ****. you a bit jelly bro?


Marmite fanboi goes live... more news at 11

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#2422 - 2013-08-20 01:57:22 UTC
WonkySplitDemon wrote:
marmite are cool doods. Who gives a ****. you a bit jelly bro?


I can hear the hotpocket being chewed with an open mouth from here...

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#2423 - 2013-08-20 02:15:12 UTC
Minmatar Citizen160812 wrote:
WonkySplitDemon wrote:
marmite are cool doods. Who gives a ****. you a bit jelly bro?


I can hear the hotpocket being chewed with an open mouth from here...



nyumnyumnyum. I think that's how we rollQuestion


Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

WonkySplitDemon
Doomheim
#2424 - 2013-08-20 10:41:50 UTC
some people take this game waaayy too seriously
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2425 - 2013-08-20 11:41:50 UTC
WonkySplitDemon wrote:
some people take this game waaayy too seriously

no no this vendetta from getting kicked from a corp is completely legit, and normal.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.comĀ 

Jove Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2426 - 2013-08-20 11:55:05 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
WonkySplitDemon wrote:
marmite are cool doods. Who gives a ****. you a bit jelly bro?


Marmite fanboi goes live... more news at 11


considering your the main one mostly keeping this thread alive I think you might also have a little fanboi in you aswell hmm?Big smile

Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek.

VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#2427 - 2013-08-20 12:15:45 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
WonkySplitDemon wrote:
some people take this game waaayy too seriously


"I didn't need that ship anyways"

"Those implants were a gift, so w/ever."

"I have 2 more Legions in station right now. Come at me bro!"

and finally I've heard it all in your statement... "I didn't need that game anyways!"

Jove Death wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
WonkySplitDemon wrote:
marmite are cool doods. Who gives a ****. you a bit jelly bro?


Marmite fanboi goes live... more news at 11


considering your the main one mostly keeping this thread alive I think you might also have a little fanboi in you aswell hmm?Big smile


We need new targets. Will you help me find some? Big smile

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Jove Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2428 - 2013-08-20 14:22:33 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
WonkySplitDemon wrote:
some people take this game waaayy too seriously


"I didn't need that ship anyways"

"Those implants were a gift, so w/ever."

"I have 2 more Legions in station right now. Come at me bro!"

and finally I've heard it all in your statement... "I didn't need that game anyways!"

Jove Death wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
WonkySplitDemon wrote:
marmite are cool doods. Who gives a ****. you a bit jelly bro?


Marmite fanboi goes live... more news at 11


considering your the main one mostly keeping this thread alive I think you might also have a little fanboi in you aswell hmm?Big smile


We need new targets. Will you help me find some? Big smile



see now your getting me to post on this thread dammit vegas Lol

Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek.

El Geo
Warcrows
THE OLD SCHOOL
#2429 - 2013-08-20 18:47:21 UTC
Economy of force bud, economy of force.

There is no point in staying in a position and waiting to be overwhelmed, I wont get into a conversation about small unit tactics though as we both know which situations dictate moving away from an object or docking.
WonkySplitDemon
Doomheim
#2430 - 2013-08-20 19:01:47 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
WonkySplitDemon wrote:
some people take this game waaayy too seriously


"I didn't need that ship anyways"

"Those implants were a gift, so w/ever."

"I have 2 more Legions in station right now. Come at me bro!"

and finally I've heard it all in your statement... "I didn't need that game anyways!"

Jove Death wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
WonkySplitDemon wrote:
marmite are cool doods. Who gives a ****. you a bit jelly bro?


Marmite fanboi goes live... more news at 11


considering your the main one mostly keeping this thread alive I think you might also have a little fanboi in you aswell hmm?Big smile


We need new targets. Will you help me find some? Big smile


Lost the plot you son...
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#2431 - 2013-08-20 22:26:05 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet bowl?
- The captains log
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv0vcBp953E RAAAAWR
Be a good empyrean. Blink

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#2432 - 2013-08-20 22:33:54 UTC
for the TL;DR http://i.imgur.com/DxbZb0p.jpg

The Plot Unfolds

So today, I was picking up some assorted hardware from Amarr for a human deboning I had planned in Uedama. On my way out I decided to visit the old rascal 'TellMeWhen Yvormes' in his home system Tash-Murkon Prime. This is the guy who made the trippple sebo'd proteus famous last month http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=18838504

Once I dropped on him and forced him to dock up, the local smack started. "Why you bring a falcon? Why you bring reps? OMG you need a fleet of Vindis to kill me..."

All I was trying to do was say "Hi" and reintroduce him to his station environment.

"We're not mad, you're mad!" and "You have to rely on logi spam and faction ships!" Then he starts talking about how I don't have any friends, or a life and I live in my mom's basement (telling me stuff I already knew about myself).

So, as you do I linked the war report asked him to try and keep it in game, if possible. Maybe link some of his own in game content, but it's Marmite... they have none. He links all the tired gifs and memes Tora and Kypp provided them all.

He rage logs off, so I think OP success and leave. A few hours later he logs back on and this happens to him. Over 1 billion isk in their logi killed.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19298524 (guardian)
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19298530 (guardian)
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19298520 (exequror)

So, I convo'd him and linked the losses and as expected he starts to rage about how I'm raging and I take the game too seriously and I play Eve all day and rage... http://i.imgur.com/DxbZb0p.jpg

The moral of the story, don't throw stones in a glass house. In the UMAD engagement Marmite used 3 falcons and a Scorpion plus outnumbered them by 3:1 and still lost everything and killed nothing.

Yet, they will still say you're a cheat or dishonorable pvp'er every time they lose. This is one of the sure signs of a loser.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#2433 - 2013-08-20 22:59:27 UTC
Thanks for keeping us informed. You're investigative skills are unmatched. Smile

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Comrade Answers
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2434 - 2013-08-20 22:59:27 UTC
Yawn. This thread bores me now.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#2435 - 2013-08-20 23:08:20 UTC
Being impartial to this circus, i'd none the less be disappointed if i checked back and the clowns had stopped performing for the wider pubic.

Black Man with Goggles

Lapster
Blueballs Boutique
Memento Moriendo
#2436 - 2013-08-20 23:57:42 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
for the TL;DR http://i.imgur.com/DxbZb0p.jpg

The Plot Unfolds

So today, I was picking up some assorted hardware from Amarr for a human deboning I had planned in Uedama. On my way out I decided to visit the old rascal 'TellMeWhen Yvormes' in his home system Tash-Murkon Prime. This is the guy who made the trippple sebo'd proteus famous last month http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=18838504

Once I dropped on him and forced him to dock up, the local smack started. "Why you bring a falcon? Why you bring reps? OMG you need a fleet of Vindis to kill me..."

All I was trying to do was say "Hi" and reintroduce him to his station environment.

"We're not mad, you're mad!" and "You have to rely on logi spam and faction ships!" Then he starts talking about how I don't have any friends, or a life and I live in my mom's basement (telling me stuff I already knew about myself).

So, as you do I linked the war report asked him to try and keep it in game, if possible. Maybe link some of his own in game content, but it's Marmite... they have none. He links all the tired gifs and memes Tora and Kypp provided them all.

He rage logs off, so I think OP success and leave. A few hours later he logs back on and this happens to him. Over 1 billion isk in their logi killed.

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19298524 (guardian)
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19298530 (guardian)
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19298520 (exequror)

So, I convo'd him and linked the losses and as expected he starts to rage about how I'm raging and I take the game too seriously and I play Eve all day and rage... http://i.imgur.com/DxbZb0p.jpg

The moral of the story, don't throw stones in a glass house. In the UMAD engagement Marmite used 3 falcons and a Scorpion plus outnumbered them by 3:1 and still lost everything and killed nothing.

Yet, they will still say you're a cheat or dishonorable pvp'er every time they lose. This is one of the sure signs of a loser.


I actually like tell me plus hes a fairly new player
tellmewhen Yvormes
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2437 - 2013-08-21 01:30:08 UTC
It wasn't even my logi besides the exequor lol And me & dave had just fought devil's warrior alliance in a 7 vs. 2 and killed a tengu and got out... he lost his guardians so in retrospect it might not have been worth it but it was fun.

I don't claim to be a great pvp'er and I really don't care if anyone considers me one or not, I'm just having fun man... and I blocked you b/c you were really annoying... You cono'ed me multiple times a day and would just rant on and on about things that I don't care at all about. So I blocked you.

Also I don't "rage log",,, you can keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better though. :)

I'm done looking at this thread a lot of the stuff you said never happened or was totally wrong pertaining to our convo's and such... I think you're one of those crazy people that can convince themselves of things that are false to the point where they actually believe them, and there is no use in arguing with crazy people. So I won't..

o7

Lapster
Blueballs Boutique
Memento Moriendo
#2438 - 2013-08-21 01:38:22 UTC
tellmewhen Yvormes wrote:
It wasn't even my logi besides the exequor lol And me & dave had just fought devil's warrior alliance in a 7 vs. 2 and killed a tengu and got out... he lost his guardians so in retrospect it might not have been worth it but it was fun.

I don't claim to be a great pvp'er and I really don't care if anyone considers me one or not, I'm just having fun man... and I blocked you b/c you were really annoying... You cono'ed me multiple times a day and would just rant on and on about things that I don't care at all about. So I blocked you.

Also I don't "rage log",,, you can keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better though. :)

I'm done looking at this thread a lot of the stuff you said never happened or was totally wrong pertaining to our convo's and such... I think you're one of those crazy people that can convince themselves of things that are false to the point where they actually believe them, and there is no use in arguing with crazy people. So I won't..

o7



+1
the sybian
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2439 - 2013-08-21 02:12:36 UTC
So Vegas is now the plant whisperer, he cant 1 v 1 cause his plants need water, I feel sorry for his plants they dont have feet to walk away from his bs lol.
Comrade Answers
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2440 - 2013-08-21 02:24:28 UTC
tellmewhen Yvormes wrote:
It wasn't even my logi besides the exequor lol And me & dave had just fought devil's warrior alliance in a 7 vs. 2 and killed a tengu and got out... he lost his guardians so in retrospect it might not have been worth it but it was fun.

I don't claim to be a great pvp'er and I really don't care if anyone considers me one or not, I'm just having fun man... and I blocked you b/c you were really annoying... You cono'ed me multiple times a day and would just rant on and on about things that I don't care at all about. So I blocked you.

Also I don't "rage log",,, you can keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better though. :)

I'm done looking at this thread a lot of the stuff you said never happened or was totally wrong pertaining to our convo's and such... I think you're one of those crazy people that can convince themselves of things that are false to the point where they actually believe them, and there is no use in arguing with crazy people. So I won't..

o7



Obviously. Just say "confirmed vegas solo kill" lol.