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[MERC] The Marmite Collective

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#1941 - 2013-08-14 18:20:20 UTC
**BUMP**

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1942 - 2013-08-14 18:21:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
Xolve wrote:
Anya Klibor wrote:
I'll continue to work at my $80,000 paralegal job, plus benefits.


You lost me here mate, obvious bullshit is obvious; nothing that only requires an associates degree makes 80k, but I'm sure I'm full of **** and you have a Ferrari in your garage and a kickboxing girlfriend.


Not true sir. No degree here at all. Government job FTW.

But seriously... WTF does your EVE game have to do with your salary?

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1943 - 2013-08-14 18:26:17 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
But seriously... WTF does your EVE game have to do with your salary?


Obviously when you suck at pvp, can't forum warrior your way into the hearts and minds of others; the only thing left to do is profess your compete and utter financial dominance over someone else (even if you have no idea who they are or what they do).

Logically, the only recourse for such actions is just to point and laugh.

Then laugh some more.
Comrade Answers
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1944 - 2013-08-14 19:47:26 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Dark 0verlord wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
Thanks for the fun war Ivy League! To bad it didn't go on for 3-4 more minutes in Hek Blink

Dark 0verlord wrote:
Just came in here to say. Marmite hired mercs on us... I thought you guys were the best mercs?

No idea what gave you that impression. We might be the most fun merc group Lol Cuz that's our main goal.....

Zeus Maximo wrote:
Am I missing something?

Let me know when you get it, cuz I also have no idea Twisted



Pretty funny how tora always makes his little devil face when he is actaully more like a little angel. He doesnt let his members smack and he is a diplomat.


To be honest smack talking is what changes jobs from business to personal. I know my corps holy war against Ivy League started when their CEO said we weren't a threat. I know words aren't supposed to hurt but some people are just looking for a reason to fight/take sides. Acting like a fool and crap talking makes it easy for the "seekers".

If everyone keeps their mouth shut this will remain a game! Cool


Zeus that's funny from a guy who has Mule Hauler in his corp. He sounds like Dewayne, but more mentally handicapped. I know, you're thinking that's impossible. What is your plan for not making things personal with quality stock like him around? That guy ***** up local two systems ahead of himself.
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#1945 - 2013-08-14 20:05:47 UTC
someone once post the fact that this thread has derailed.

I don't think "derailed" is appropriate anymore.

I think more Nuked! lol

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
Inignort Err
SchmeckTel Group
#1946 - 2013-08-14 20:18:36 UTC
Xolve wrote:
Anya Klibor wrote:
I'll continue to work at my $80,000 paralegal job, plus benefits.


You lost me here mate, obvious bullshit is obvious; nothing that only requires an associates degree makes 80k, but I'm sure I'm full of **** and you have a Ferrari in your garage and a kickboxing girlfriend.



I'm just observing here. I get killed (unfortunately). No brags. I just have this fixation of seeing my eyes bleed after reading 100 pages of an episode of "Who Has the Largest Space Peen." That's why I am here.

The nerd in me has to point out that I've been in the legal services profession for about 20 years. I know a dozens of paralegals that make 80 large. Most of them are in places where 80 large is not that great (NYC, DC, Boston) but it does happen for about 10-15% of them. Nationally, the average is about 60.
Comrade Answers
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1947 - 2013-08-14 21:31:26 UTC
Marmite has fail cascaded. This much is certain.

- the 30 man Marmite fleet roaming around yesterday was an illusion

Marmite can't do elite PVP. They're not hunters like us. Hunters are elite.

- see Devil's Warriors camping Niarja all day. VegasQueen's alliance camps Jita undock all day.

We've taken over! Marmite is gone.

- Marmite shows up in Jita. All of Vegas' boys dock up. They were engaging in elite pvp until local filled with a fail cascading alliance.



Who cares how much paralegal's make? What is this Craigslist jobs discussion?
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#1948 - 2013-08-14 21:31:44 UTC
Comrade Answers wrote:


Zeus that's funny from a guy who has Mule Hauler in his corp. He sounds like Dewayne, but more mentally handicapped. I know, you're thinking that's impossible. What is your plan for not making things personal with quality stock like him around? That guy ***** up local two systems ahead of himself.



Considering we have to beg people for fights I don't limit my corp to what they can and can't say. Ultimately we want someone to misspeak like you just did. You now have my attention Cool

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#1949 - 2013-08-14 21:40:37 UTC
<3 Mule Hauler freaking Interwebs Spaceship King

Also, how does 1 get docked up when I wasn't even online. That guy.

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1950 - 2013-08-14 21:41:14 UTC
Inignort Err wrote:
Nationally, the average is about 60.


Nationally, the average is about 40; outside of the more litigation based premiere firms. My point was most of the people that drop the "I'm real life more *whatever* than you" are lying, full of ****, and dwelling in a parental units basement/guest room. The very principle of even making such a claim is stupid and pointless since I can mostly assure you that nobody cares what you do IRL, if you flip hamburgers or sell crack to rich kids...

If you suck at EVE (like Anya) it's okay, 98% of the other people that play our beloved internet spaceship wallpaper simulator are in the exact same boat; sadly most of them with the exception of the very new, or disproportionately bad; will never drop the RL card.
Comrade Answers
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1951 - 2013-08-14 21:42:58 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Comrade Answers wrote:


Zeus that's funny from a guy who has Mule Hauler in his corp. He sounds like Dewayne, but more mentally handicapped. I know, you're thinking that's impossible. What is your plan for not making things personal with quality stock like him around? That guy ***** up local two systems ahead of himself.



Considering we have to beg people for fights I don't limit my corp to what they can and can't say. Ultimately we want someone to misspeak like you just did. You now have my attention Cool


What does begging for fights have to do with your corp's conduct? I mean, there really isn't much that separates UMAD from Vegas in local. Your players just spew garbage and cry whenever blue balled. Then you come on here and say "oh we just want good fights, let's not make this personal. Come on guys! Bump for a good crew! Go team!"

You can't be both things at the same time Zeus. Going to have to pick. You want a decent reputation and treatment as semi-sociable beings, or do you wish to take the VegasQueen route and join the ranks of local crying retards?
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#1952 - 2013-08-14 21:46:39 UTC
Comrade Answers wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Comrade Answers wrote:


Zeus that's funny from a guy who has Mule Hauler in his corp. He sounds like Dewayne, but more mentally handicapped. I know, you're thinking that's impossible. What is your plan for not making things personal with quality stock like him around? That guy ***** up local two systems ahead of himself.



Considering we have to beg people for fights I don't limit my corp to what they can and can't say. Ultimately we want someone to misspeak like you just did. You now have my attention Cool


What does begging for fights have to do with your corp's conduct? I mean, there really isn't much that separates UMAD from Vegas in local. Your players just spew garbage and cry whenever blue balled. Then you come on here and say "oh we just want good fights, let's not make this personal. Come on guys! Bump for a good crew! Go team!"

You can't be both things at the same time Zeus. Going to have to pick. You want a decent reputation and treatment as semi-sociable beings, or do you wish to take the VegasQueen route and join the ranks of local crying retards?



Why should anybody care what you say forum alt? For all we know you're Jerry Rin.

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Comrade Answers
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1953 - 2013-08-14 21:48:15 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
<3 Mule Hauler freaking Interwebs Spaceship King

Also, how does 1 get docked up when I wasn't even online. That guy.


Learn to read. "Vegas' boys" does not mean you personally.
Comrade Answers
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1954 - 2013-08-14 21:51:54 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
Comrade Answers wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Comrade Answers wrote:


Zeus that's funny from a guy who has Mule Hauler in his corp. He sounds like Dewayne, but more mentally handicapped. I know, you're thinking that's impossible. What is your plan for not making things personal with quality stock like him around? That guy ***** up local two systems ahead of himself.



Considering we have to beg people for fights I don't limit my corp to what they can and can't say. Ultimately we want someone to misspeak like you just did. You now have my attention Cool


What does begging for fights have to do with your corp's conduct? I mean, there really isn't much that separates UMAD from Vegas in local. Your players just spew garbage and cry whenever blue balled. Then you come on here and say "oh we just want good fights, let's not make this personal. Come on guys! Bump for a good crew! Go team!"

You can't be both things at the same time Zeus. Going to have to pick. You want a decent reputation and treatment as semi-sociable beings, or do you wish to take the VegasQueen route and join the ranks of local crying retards?



Why should anybody care what you say forum alt? For all we know you're Jerry Rin.


Because I speak the truth. You care. You respond every time. If you don't respond then my message stands and people agree with me. Either way I win.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#1955 - 2013-08-14 22:10:34 UTC
Comrade Answers wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Comrade Answers wrote:


Zeus that's funny from a guy who has Mule Hauler in his corp. He sounds like Dewayne, but more mentally handicapped. I know, you're thinking that's impossible. What is your plan for not making things personal with quality stock like him around? That guy ***** up local two systems ahead of himself.



Considering we have to beg people for fights I don't limit my corp to what they can and can't say. Ultimately we want someone to misspeak like you just did. You now have my attention Cool


What does begging for fights have to do with your corp's conduct? I mean, there really isn't much that separates UMAD from Vegas in local. Your players just spew garbage and cry whenever blue balled. Then you come on here and say "oh we just want good fights, let's not make this personal. Come on guys! Bump for a good crew! Go team!"

You can't be both things at the same time Zeus. Going to have to pick. You want a decent reputation and treatment as semi-sociable beings, or do you wish to take the VegasQueen route and join the ranks of local crying retards?




My point is that we aren't in a place to be worrying about more wartargets. We are thankful for every fight we get and if we acquire more wars then so be it. It increases our chance for a fight!

The way I see it there are two sides to be on.
1. One side wants to fight because they enjoy challenging themselves. Whether it be offensive or defensive
2. The other side only wants to be the aggressor and will do everything in its power to get the #1's off its back. This way they don't have to worry about their 6.

You are wrong on your last statement considering we do as we please. We aren't in an alliance and we don't have to follow any special "good guy" guidelines. We talk to who we want to talk to and dec whenever we please. If people don't like how we carry ourselves then that is one less person in our public channel. In the end fights are UMads solution to activity.

Can we please get back on subject. Marmite is our host Lol

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#1956 - 2013-08-14 22:39:09 UTC
Laugh at the forum troll who double post back to back. A sure sign he's trying hard for the attention of the big boys.

He's right, why respond to him. ::blocked::

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Heluene Keller
Doomheim
#1957 - 2013-08-14 23:34:07 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:


::blocked::



Burying your head in the sand, a valid tactic since 2010.

You get better and better with age.

Talking of age, I miss the old days Vegas. Don't you?
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#1958 - 2013-08-15 00:00:44 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Caldari Provisions : join today.
Have a cookie tomorrow.
Bake cookies next week.
And so on.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Yendaj
THE FINAL STAND
The Final Stand.
#1959 - 2013-08-15 00:06:26 UTC


I'm just hoping this thread makes it to page 100!
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#1960 - 2013-08-15 00:28:15 UTC
Xolve wrote:
Inignort Err wrote:
Nationally, the average is about 60.


Nationally, the average is about 40; outside of the more litigation based premiere firms. My point was most of the people that drop the "I'm real life more *whatever* than you" are lying, full of ****, and dwelling in a parental units basement/guest room. The very principle of even making such a claim is stupid and pointless since I can mostly assure you that nobody cares what you do IRL, if you flip hamburgers or sell crack to rich kids...

If you suck at EVE (like Anya) it's okay, 98% of the other people that play our beloved internet spaceship wallpaper simulator are in the exact same boat; sadly most of them with the exception of the very new, or disproportionately bad; will never drop the RL card.


As a Denzel Washington alt, I make more than all of you.

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