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[MERC] The Marmite Collective

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VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#1621 - 2013-08-07 10:13:20 UTC
culo duro wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
culo duro wrote:
Rafa Hakim wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
"The Marmite Block List" by VegasMirage

So today, we saw an 8-man Marmite bc fleet on the Sivala gate in Uedama and another 12 or MORE of them docked up in the same system. They had remote reps on both sides of the gate and a Falcon + Legion in Hatakani 2 jumps away. More were online in Ikao, Jita and 2 more in Amarr. This was Marmite prime time. Very few of our guys were on.

We formed up and waited a few jumps from Ikao. We were hoping they'd agressed one of their war targets we added (we added them all). Some random Domi and a Maulus lumbered past us and into them.

Beads of sweat slowly formed along my brow line. My hands were shaking and my voice cracking while I spoke to my fleet members. "Anybody have reservations, we can turn back now?" The silence was numbing, the suspense knuckle whitening... I had to change my sweaty underpants again.

"FC FC, there's a Domi and a Maulus warping into the Uedama gate."

Easily outnumbered 2:1, I decided YOLO Leeeeeeroy!

They agressed the Domi, we warped in and they insta-scattered leaving their target Domi in 1/2 armor and leaving their mates to die. We tackled a Deimos and one of their RR ships who burnt off gate. A wolf sat at zero and got insta blapped. The rest of them got away and then smacked up local about how terrible we were at tackling... go figure... a 47au warp, local spike and any of them getting caught. Amazed. We lost nothing.

Smack in local after losing ships, sending hate mail, blocking players who blow you up... Nothing new for carebears and terrible players, but for Marmite I expected more. Maybe, finally we'd see a "gf" in local. Nothing, but smack, hate mail and ofc once you start playing their game of "smack attack" we get the eventual block.

What we get from fighting Marmite are blue balls and The Block.


This is utter, utter bullshit.

The Facts:

Vegas and his alts/ girls had 4 vindicators, 2 proteus', 2 guardians and 2 neutral reppers at least. They were not unnumbered as he claims.

We had 8 in fleet, a mixed bag and certainly not all BC's as he claims (Deimos and a wolf aren't BCs for a start!) We had no RR at the time. We did not have a falcon or legion in Hatakani, nor did we have 12 players waiting in Uedama.

This was the fleet Vegas engaged: http://p0wnd.nl/kb/index.php/kill_detail/52488/

As soon as the scrap ended, Vegas started smacking (poorly) in local. Which was not Uedama as he claims.

And, if anyone has seen the utter shite that Vegas dribbles in local would understand why we block him :-)

Vegas has been proved to lie again and again and this is yet another one of them.

Vegas, why don't you tell us all the nice story of when you and your alts all docked up the other day and refused to fight the 'carebears' because you were scared?

Vegas lacked something quite important from his plan... the bait.
edit: just noticed


No sorry Culo, the engagement happened in Sivala, the smack fest continues in Uedama. Not the Domi.


I'm just pointing out that the U-MAD proteus escaped. Big smile


lawl - he was waiting on the other-side to grab the scattering cockroaches... but they warped to station in system

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Dazz Riiiiiiight
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1622 - 2013-08-07 10:59:08 UTC
Miko Jin wrote:
Dark 0verlord wrote:
Marmites are only in uedama for a tactical retreat. They had to call it something cool as to not hurt their moral.


Maybe it is the Honey to trap the Bee but the Bee keeps Buzzing off?



If you follow trends and compile statistics, The 'Honey' 100% of the time does nothing but go stale in the 'trap'.
To be fair, statistics and patterns, by design, were meant to be changed.
Just not by Marmite LOL.
Dazz Riiiiiiight
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1623 - 2013-08-07 11:04:45 UTC
Rafa Hakim wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
"The Marmite Block List" by VegasMirage

So today, we saw an 8-man Marmite bc fleet on the Sivala gate in Uedama and another 12 or MORE of them docked up in the same system. They had remote reps on both sides of the gate and a Falcon + Legion in Hatakani 2 jumps away. More were online in Ikao, Jita and 2 more in Amarr. This was Marmite prime time. Very few of our guys were on.

We formed up and waited a few jumps from Ikao. We were hoping they'd agressed one of their war targets we added (we added them all). Some random Domi and a Maulus lumbered past us and into them.

Beads of sweat slowly formed along my brow line. My hands were shaking and my voice cracking while I spoke to my fleet members. "Anybody have reservations, we can turn back now?" The silence was numbing, the suspense knuckle whitening... I had to change my sweaty underpants again.

"FC FC, there's a Domi and a Maulus warping into the Uedama gate."

Easily outnumbered 2:1, I decided YOLO Leeeeeeroy!

They agressed the Domi, we warped in and they insta-scattered leaving their target Domi in 1/2 armor and leaving their mates to die. We tackled a Deimos and one of their RR ships who burnt off gate. A wolf sat at zero and got insta blapped. The rest of them got away and then smacked up local about how terrible we were at tackling... go figure... a 47au warp, local spike and any of them getting caught. Amazed. We lost nothing.

Smack in local after losing ships, sending hate mail, blocking players who blow you up... Nothing new for carebears and terrible players, but for Marmite I expected more. Maybe, finally we'd see a "gf" in local. Nothing, but smack, hate mail and ofc once you start playing their game of "smack attack" we get the eventual block.

What we get from fighting Marmite are blue balls and The Block.


This is utter, utter bullshit.

The Facts:

Vegas and his alts/ girls had 4 vindicators, 2 proteus', 2 guardians and 2 neutral reppers at least. They were not unnumbered as he claims.

We had 8 in fleet, a mixed bag and certainly not all BC's as he claims (Deimos and a wolf aren't BCs for a start!) We had no RR at the time. We did not have a falcon or legion in Hatakani, nor did we have 12 players waiting in Uedama.

This was the fleet Vegas engaged: http://p0wnd.nl/kb/index.php/kill_detail/52488/ As you can see; 2 BCs.

As soon as the scrap ended, Vegas started smacking (poorly) in local. Which was not Uedama as he claims.

And, if anyone has seen the utter shite that Vegas dribbles in local would understand why we block him :-)

Vegas has been proved to lie again and again and this is yet another one of them.

Vegas, why don't you tell us all the nice story of when you and your alts all docked up the other day and refused to fight the 'carebears' because you were scared?



Hey New Guy.
you are living proof Torrabad is only hiring weak minded, easily impressionable, youngblood to fill the ranks.
Someday you will look back and say "WTF did i defend this derpfail wannabe merccorp so adamantly?"

Tora himself said in local last night, "5Bx 10 mercsxmany weeks = poor"
He is so desperate he is burning the Marmite coffers like it is -100 degrees Celcius and all he has to keep warm is piles and piles of ISK .
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#1624 - 2013-08-07 14:03:41 UTC
wow u filled a whole page with crap that no one will ever read...congrats Lol

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#1625 - 2013-08-07 14:09:04 UTC
spreadsheets... check
screensaver... check
F1 key... check

what a great game... who needs content.

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Evil Jinn
Initium Malum
#1626 - 2013-08-07 14:13:11 UTC
Xolve wrote:
Evil Jinn wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
the first week is almost over and they haven't broke the thousand mark


this coming from the "pro" pvper , 5 ships killed in a week (1 a pod and 1 a shuttle)

id be more concerned about your own killboard before worrying about others Bear


This coming from the "pro" pvper, with 0 kills EVER.


confirming im a "pr0" pvper as i said....earlier...somewhere....... and NOT AT ALL an alt Roll
YHN4TOXEHNE
Doomheim
#1627 - 2013-08-07 14:14:03 UTC
pleas to confirm if marmite still take contract
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#1628 - 2013-08-07 14:16:52 UTC
Rafa Hakim wrote:

Vegas and his alts/ girls had 4 vindicators, 2 proteus', 2 guardians and 2 neutral reppers at least.


I'm counting this as talking crap to my corp. My member was in a proteus Sad

I thought we were being polite and honorable?

If I posted gf in local would you return the favor?

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

U-MAD Membership Recruitment

PoH Corporation Recruitment
Evil Jinn
Initium Malum
#1629 - 2013-08-07 14:17:38 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
"The Marmite Block List" by VegasMirage

So today, we saw an 8-man Marmite bc fleet on the Sivala gate in Uedama and another 12 or MORE of them docked up in the same system. They had remote reps on both sides of the gate and a Falcon + Legion in Hatakani 2 jumps away. More were online in Ikao, Jita and 2 more in Amarr. This was Marmite prime time. Very few of our guys were on.

We formed up and waited a few jumps from Ikao. We were hoping they'd agressed one of their war targets we added (we added them all). Some random Domi and a Maulus lumbered past us and into them.

Beads of sweat slowly formed along my brow line. My hands were shaking and my voice cracking while I spoke to my fleet members. "Anybody have reservations, we can turn back now?" The silence was numbing, the suspense knuckle whitening... I had to change my sweaty underpants again.

"FC FC, there's a Domi and a Maulus warping into the Uedama gate."

Easily outnumbered 2:1, I decided YOLO Leeeeeeroy!

They agressed the Domi, we warped in and they insta-scattered leaving their target Domi in 1/2 armor and leaving their mates to die. We tackled a Deimos and one of their RR ships who burnt off gate. A wolf sat at zero and got insta blapped. The rest of them got away and then smacked up local about how terrible we were at tackling... go figure... a 47au warp, local spike and any of them getting caught. Amazed. We lost nothing.

Smack in local after losing ships, sending hate mail, blocking players who blow you up... Nothing new for carebears and terrible players, but for Marmite I expected more. Maybe, finally we'd see a "gf" in local. Nothing, but smack, hate mail and ofc once you start playing their game of "smack attack" we get the eventual block.

What we get from fighting Marmite are blue balls and The Block.


wow all that dribble to say you killed a Aug,wolf and deimos, confirming these are major kills and needed all the T3's , vindys and guards to do it , congrates!
Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#1630 - 2013-08-07 14:18:45 UTC
YHN4TOXEHNE wrote:
pleas to confirm if marmite still take contract


We sure do!

Да, обратитесь Тоrа Bushido для деталей.

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#1631 - 2013-08-07 14:20:26 UTC
Evil Jinn wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
"The Marmite Block List" by VegasMirage

So today, we saw an 8-man Marmite bc fleet on the Sivala gate in Uedama and another 12 or MORE of them docked up in the same system. They had remote reps on both sides of the gate and a Falcon + Legion in Hatakani 2 jumps away. More were online in Ikao, Jita and 2 more in Amarr. This was Marmite prime time. Very few of our guys were on.

We formed up and waited a few jumps from Ikao. We were hoping they'd agressed one of their war targets we added (we added them all). Some random Domi and a Maulus lumbered past us and into them.

Beads of sweat slowly formed along my brow line. My hands were shaking and my voice cracking while I spoke to my fleet members. "Anybody have reservations, we can turn back now?" The silence was numbing, the suspense knuckle whitening... I had to change my sweaty underpants again.

"FC FC, there's a Domi and a Maulus warping into the Uedama gate."

Easily outnumbered 2:1, I decided YOLO Leeeeeeroy!

They agressed the Domi, we warped in and they insta-scattered leaving their target Domi in 1/2 armor and leaving their mates to die. We tackled a Deimos and one of their RR ships who burnt off gate. A wolf sat at zero and got insta blapped. The rest of them got away and then smacked up local about how terrible we were at tackling... go figure... a 47au warp, local spike and any of them getting caught. Amazed. We lost nothing.

Smack in local after losing ships, sending hate mail, blocking players who blow you up... Nothing new for carebears and terrible players, but for Marmite I expected more. Maybe, finally we'd see a "gf" in local. Nothing, but smack, hate mail and ofc once you start playing their game of "smack attack" we get the eventual block.

What we get from fighting Marmite are blue balls and The Block.


wow all that dribble to say you killed a Aug,wolf and deimos, confirming these are major kills and needed all the T3's , vindys and guards to do it , congrates!



brings out the best in ya mr forum alt.

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#1632 - 2013-08-07 14:41:17 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Rafa Hakim wrote:

Vegas and his alts/ girls had 4 vindicators, 2 proteus', 2 guardians and 2 neutral reppers at least.


I'm counting this as talking crap to my corp. My member was in a proteus Sad

I thought we were being polite and honorable?

If I posted gf in local would you return the favor?



I wasn't there at that time but if I was Zeus you would get an GF and so would Vegas. because even tho
I'm marmite I appreciate skilled Mercs but that's just me personally.

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#1633 - 2013-08-07 18:41:56 UTC
Fybs wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Rafa Hakim wrote:

Vegas and his alts/ girls had 4 vindicators, 2 proteus', 2 guardians and 2 neutral reppers at least.


I'm counting this as talking crap to my corp. My member was in a proteus Sad

I thought we were being polite and honorable?

If I posted gf in local would you return the favor?



I wasn't there at that time but if I was Zeus you would get an GF and so would Vegas. because even tho
I'm marmite I appreciate skilled Mercs but that's just me personally.


I'd GF yea too fybs....
but I doubt the rest of Marmite would feel the same way.....

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Rafa Hakim
Ministry of War
#1634 - 2013-08-07 18:53:07 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Rafa Hakim wrote:

Vegas and his alts/ girls had 4 vindicators, 2 proteus', 2 guardians and 2 neutral reppers at least.


I'm counting this as talking crap to my corp. My member was in a proteus Sad

I thought we were being polite and honorable?

If I posted gf in local would you return the favor?



Definitely. There's always room for a gf in local.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#1635 - 2013-08-07 20:44:13 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
I just realized the part Danalee is playing in this tragic soap opera. He's acting as the mouthpiece for the failscading Marmite Collective and Tora "teh Terrible" Bullshito's inner regime.

Remember the Iraqi Minister of Information Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf aka Baghdad Bob, in the UK as Comical Ali, and in Italy as Alì il Comico?

Such the fitting part for Danalee.

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Mr Antisocial
Syndicate Enterprise
Sigma Grindset
#1636 - 2013-08-07 21:10:16 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
I just realized the part Danalee is playing in this tragic soap opera. He's acting as the mouthpiece for the failscading Marmite Collective and Tora "teh Terrible" Bullshito's inner regime.

Remember the Iraqi Minister of Information Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf aka Baghdad Bob, in the UK as Comical Ali, and in Italy as Alì il Comico?

Such the fitting part for Danalee.


I lol'd.

** Looking to party **
Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#1637 - 2013-08-07 21:53:03 UTC

Give it to me Vegas. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. * 3
And all his alts say he's pretty fly
For a short guy.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

You know it's kind of hard
Just to to post in C&P.
Our subject isn't cool,
But he fakes it anyway.
He may not have a clue;
And he may not have style.
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial.

So don't debate, the Vegas Bait.
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
He's gonna spin his tale, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
At least you'll know you can always mock up some pastebins.
EVE needs wannabe's.
So (Hey! Hey!) like your own posts.

Give it to me Vegas. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. * 3
And all his alts say he's pretty fly
For a slow guy.

He needs some Epeen
But his skills just don't suffice.
So he rages hard.
Got kicked out of Marmite.
Now cruising in his Proteus, he sees Marmites as he pass.
And if they ignore him
Well, he shitposts everywhere.

So don't debate, the Vegas Bait.
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
He's gonna say 'hurr durr', and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
At least you'll know you can always write a lenghty post.
EVE loves wannabe's.
So (Hey! Hey!) ignore what is real.

Now he's hiring lots of mercs.
Yeah he's spending all his isk.
He says he doesn't care.
We know he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip.
But in his own mind
He's the dopest trip.

Give it to me Vegas. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. * 3
And all his alts say he's pretty fly
For a sad guy.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

etc...


In more serious news; Welcome to both Freight club and Money first, 2 very cool corps that just joined our alliance and brought some very interesting new targets with them.

If potential clients are interested in hiring a solid merc group that is active in every corner of hisec, no need to look further, The Marmite Collective is what you need!

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Domineren
Knights Of the Ruined Empire
#1638 - 2013-08-07 22:32:28 UTC
Danalee wrote:

Give it to me Vegas. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. * 3
And all his alts say he's pretty fly
For a short guy.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

You know it's kind of hard
Just to to post in C&P.
Our subject isn't cool,
But he fakes it anyway.
He may not have a clue;
And he may not have style.
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial.

So don't debate, the Vegas Bait.
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
He's gonna spin his tale, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
At least you'll know you can always mock up some pastebins.
EVE needs wannabe's.
So (Hey! Hey!) like your own posts.

Give it to me Vegas. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. * 3
And all his alts say he's pretty fly
For a slow guy.

He needs some Epeen
But his skills just don't suffice.
So he rages hard.
Got kicked out of Marmite.
Now cruising in his Proteus, he sees Marmites as he pass.
And if they ignore him
Well, he shitposts everywhere.

So don't debate, the Vegas Bait.
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
He's gonna say 'hurr durr', and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
At least you'll know you can always write a lenghty post.
EVE loves wannabe's.
So (Hey! Hey!) ignore what is real.

Now he's hiring lots of mercs.
Yeah he's spending all his isk.
He says he doesn't care.
We know he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip.
But in his own mind
He's the dopest trip.

Give it to me Vegas. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. * 3
And all his alts say he's pretty fly
For a sad guy.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

etc...


In more serious news; Welcome to both Freight club and Money first, 2 very cool corps that just joined our alliance and brought some very interesting new targets with them.

If potential clients are interested in hiring a solid merc group that is active in every corner of hisec, no need to look further, The Marmite Collective is what you need!

D.

Bear

good job on getting freight club! now you add more industrials to your killboard!

Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....

Ex-Rebirth....and miner.  Fight me.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#1639 - 2013-08-07 22:34:33 UTC
**BUMP**

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Domineren
Knights Of the Ruined Empire
#1640 - 2013-08-07 23:19:05 UTC
http://www.eveskunk.com/?messageID=328663113


expect more of these mails to be sent out lol

Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....

Ex-Rebirth....and miner.  Fight me.