These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Crime & Punishment

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

[MERC] The Marmite Collective

First post First post First post
Author
Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#1481 - 2013-08-02 22:13:29 UTC
Sublime Rage wrote:
Danalee wrote:
Allright, I give up....

I logged on tonight, to train some skills, because that's all I can do these days with all those angry people and their alts keeping me docked. Noticed we had a fleet up, which usually doesn't happen.

I check the fleet: It's a mining fleet! So I put on my brave underpants and slip past all these mercs trying to kill me and join the mining op.

It all went very well, our FC was calling rocks like a baws and everything and suddenly THIS CRAP happens.

We officially suck at EVE, can't PVP, everybody hates us and now we even messed up a simple mining op Ugh

D.

Bear


blobbed an orca,gz. Tell us how he bravely fought back and put all your ships at risk.MYM8 the bravest of the brave



Obviously that is below you, good sir
. Blink

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Domineren
Knights Of the Ruined Empire
#1482 - 2013-08-02 22:14:30 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Danalee wrote:
Allright, I give up....

I logged on tonight, to train some skills, because that's all I can do these days with all those angry people and their alts keeping me docked. Noticed we had a fleet up, which usually doesn't happen.

I check the fleet: It's a mining fleet! So I put on my brave underpants and slip past all these mercs trying to kill me and join the mining op.

It all went very well, our FC was calling rocks like a baws and everything and suddenly THIS CRAP happens.

We officially suck at EVE, can't PVP, everybody hates us and now we even messed up a simple mining op Ugh

D.

Bear


A many a chuckle will come from such a mail of death. Save for the ages so our future selves will remember this day in 2013. Disappointment, I might have, for the pvp frigates to be so distasteful. Manners are rare amongst our peers! Pity I won't for one must always, as they say, have the bigger boat.

Wat

Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....

Ex-Rebirth....and miner.  Fight me.

Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#1483 - 2013-08-02 22:17:37 UTC
Sublime Rage wrote:
Miko Jin wrote:
Sublime Rage wrote:
Marmite posting with alts to make it seem like neutral parties take their side?how sad is that =D


Unlike most I am totally neutral to all of this but how would you know that? Assumptions in life go both ways right and wrong.


Seems to me you're a marmite fanboy so here's what i thought about,you go join their alliance and see first hand how awesome it is. you can die directly by our hand while they are all docked up and hiding away \o/ . on a side note...nobody else but the parties involved in this soap-opera cares but you ,oddly


Die by your hand? Oh my you do fancy yourself and oddly enough you and punching a paper bag springs to mind, You couldn't do either.
Sublime Rage
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#1484 - 2013-08-02 22:18:48 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Sublime Rage wrote:
Danalee wrote:
Allright, I give up....

I logged on tonight, to train some skills, because that's all I can do these days with all those angry people and their alts keeping me docked. Noticed we had a fleet up, which usually doesn't happen.

I check the fleet: It's a mining fleet! So I put on my brave underpants and slip past all these mercs trying to kill me and join the mining op.

It all went very well, our FC was calling rocks like a baws and everything and suddenly THIS CRAP happens.

We officially suck at EVE, can't PVP, everybody hates us and now we even messed up a simple mining op Ugh

D.

Bear


blobbed an orca,gz. Tell us how he bravely fought back and put all your ships at risk.MYM8 the bravest of the brave



Obviously that is below you, good sir
. Blink

D.

Bear



probably someone with active killrighs or something.but see ,difference is i dont post that stuff in C&P to brag about
Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#1485 - 2013-08-02 22:19:22 UTC
Sublime Rage wrote:
for the same reason i spend my time here in c&p ,for lulz .i find it funny when people try to sell me nonsense

You do bite though just like a little fishy.
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1486 - 2013-08-03 01:57:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Xolve
I GO HAV MANY DRINKS WIF FREINDS

EAT GUD SALTED PORK

IT WAS NICE DRINKIN

STRIEK OUT AT BAR

SO I DECID GO HOME



PLAY EVE ONLINE

FIRST TIME MAKE UNDOCK IN MONTH

MAKE BUY OF TARANIS

AND FIT...........

GOTO CVA

MANY UNWASHED PIGDOGS TEHRE



I GET TO KBP-7 AND ALIGN TO STATION

I SEE MANY NRDS PIG DOGS IN LOCAL

I THINK GOOD FIGHT GOOD ROAM

WARP STATION

STELF BOMBER TRY TAKLE ME

BUT I TOO QUICK

GET AWAY

HAVE VIKTORY TUG IN WARP TO TOP BELTZ



I LAND

SEE MANY MINING VESSELS

THEY DRONEZ SHOOT PIRATE

I LIKE PIRATE

I ENGAGE DRONES

KILL MANY




THEN GANG LAND

MAKE HULK 30% ARMOR

STABBERS AND VEXORS, SEVERAL FRIGS

FIRST PROTUS

WTF IS PROTUS???????????



WEIRD SCREEN HAPPEN

THEN DIED????????????

I WAKE UP IN DODIXIE 4-20 FNAP IN POD

DRINK MORE JUICE OF POTATO

FIND OUT WHAT PROTUS IS




THIS GAM TO HARD

WHY THIS GAM SO UNFAIR UghUghUghUghUghUghUghUghUghUghUghUgh
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#1487 - 2013-08-03 02:39:41 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
thats really funny.....NOT......kinda silly and too much space taken up....shame on you.
ArrowYou're a try-too-hard

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1488 - 2013-08-03 02:44:20 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
thats really funny.....NOT......kinda silly and too much space taken up....shame on you.
ArrowYou're a try-too-hard


Arrow You
Arrow seriously
Arrow don't
Arrow know
Arrow what
Arrow that
Arrow is
Arrow from?

Arrow Not
Arrow worthy
Arrow to
Arrow make
Arrow posts
Arrow in
Arrow this
Arrow sub-forum.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#1489 - 2013-08-03 04:28:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Zeus Maximo
I see some new pending decs. With all of these mercs deccing marmite who is going to dec the people deccing marmite? Isn't next week judgement week where we suffer?


ps: I'm not trying to be mouthy. Im trying to talk in the same tone as a news anchor.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

U-MAD Membership Recruitment

PoH Corporation Recruitment

Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#1490 - 2013-08-03 08:12:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Mike Adoulin
Xolve wrote:

WTF IS PROTUS???????????




Dammit, Xolve, stop making me have to clean my monitor, you made me spew whiskey all over it and my keyboard...Lol

Also, I'm calling complete BS on that Orca 'kill'.

Twice recently members of my corp have been paid to hop into shiny boats (provided by the shooter) and get blowed up, obviously to pad a KB.

An Orca kill with no modules or rigs on it? Yeah, right. Because Orca's normally undock with no modules or rigs. Happens all the time.

So how much did you Marmite guys pay that dude to pop that empty Orca?

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#1491 - 2013-08-03 09:24:56 UTC
sorry to disappoint you but that is a legit kill. we were also sad that it had nothing inside :( I would never pay anyone to
undock a shiny for KB padding.

if you got corp mates that do that it is truly sad.

p.s why would marmite pay a valid war target when we could have easily
used someone's alt orca pilot?

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Garven Dreis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1492 - 2013-08-03 11:13:23 UTC
Xolve wrote:


STELF BOMBER TRY TAKLE ME

BUT I TOO QUICK

GET AWAY

HAVE VIKTORY TUG IN WARP TO TOP BELTZ


I lost it there. GF

Terrible Poster Runner-up 2014

Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#1493 - 2013-08-03 13:09:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Mike Adoulin
Fybs wrote:
I would never pay anyone to
undock a shiny for KB padding.


Nah, you just let Holeysheet1 in your alliance.

Fybs wrote:
if you got corp mates that do that it is truly sad.


It's not my bag, but hey, ISK is ISK. Also, insurance fraud.

Fybs wrote:
p.s why would marmite pay a valid war target when we could have easily
used someone's alt orca pilot?


Cuz said war target wasn't going to undock his shiny Orca ever during a war, and nobody cares if you pop some alt's boat.

Nice try, needs more salt.

Roll

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#1494 - 2013-08-03 14:36:39 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Fybs wrote:
I would never pay anyone to
undock a shiny for KB padding.


Nah, you just let Holeysheet1 in your alliance.

Roll


Thanks for the compliment?
xxox
MYM8 FTW

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#1495 - 2013-08-03 15:22:34 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Fybs wrote:
I would never pay anyone to
undock a shiny for KB padding.


Nah, you just let Holeysheet1 in your alliance.

Fybs wrote:
if you got corp mates that do that it is truly sad.


It's not my bag, but hey, ISK is ISK. Also, insurance fraud.

Fybs wrote:
p.s why would marmite pay a valid war target when we could have easily
used someone's alt orca pilot?


Cuz said war target wasn't going to undock his shiny Orca ever during a war, and nobody cares if you pop some alt's boat.

Nice try, needs more salt.

Roll


All life is a lie and everything around you is fabrication!! Get out the basement sometime.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#1496 - 2013-08-03 16:23:51 UTC
Miko Jin wrote:
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Fybs wrote:
I would never pay anyone to
undock a shiny for KB padding.


Nah, you just let Holeysheet1 in your alliance.

Fybs wrote:
if you got corp mates that do that it is truly sad.


It's not my bag, but hey, ISK is ISK. Also, insurance fraud.

Fybs wrote:
p.s why would marmite pay a valid war target when we could have easily
used someone's alt orca pilot?


Cuz said war target wasn't going to undock his shiny Orca ever during a war, and nobody cares if you pop some alt's boat.

Nice try, needs more salt.

Roll


All life is a lie and everything around you is fabrication!! Get out the basement sometime.


Have you no shame Marmite forum alt? Blatantly screaming you love Marmite is not going to get anybody's attention.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#1497 - 2013-08-03 16:50:26 UTC
I dont think you get attention either unless you throw isk at people. Lol

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#1498 - 2013-08-03 17:25:41 UTC
Marmite forum alt? Anyways seems to have your attention Vegas.
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1499 - 2013-08-03 18:19:21 UTC
Miko Jin wrote:
Marmite forum alt? Anyways seems to have your attention Vegas.


if you're not a forum alt, you're definently a strong independant women who've only been in a npc corp.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 

Nithrolayaan
EndlessRain
Naval Defence Alliance
#1500 - 2013-08-03 18:36:38 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:


Have you no shame Marmite forum alt? Blatantly screaming you love Marmite is not going to get anybody's attention.


wow vegas moaning about an ALT , the irony Roll