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[MERC] The Marmite Collective

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#901 - 2013-06-26 14:49:10 UTC
I looked at the top alliance in kills on eve-kill.net , Goonswarm, 8031 members, 22756 kills so far this month. Thats around 3 kills a player in 26 days. Even our friends from whores in space 'only' have 23 per player so far.

Marmites, 214 members, 6114 kills so far this month, around 29 per player.....

So 500+ per player....damn who are they ?? Lol

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

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Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#902 - 2013-06-26 15:20:53 UTC
Just the Bill please waiter, cause he just got Served!
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#903 - 2013-06-26 17:13:48 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
Xolve wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
[show me another place you get +100 wars per month paid for at no cost to any member or corp

if you like blowing up pixels, collecting tears and laughing hysterically at nerd raging mos, then you'll enjoy Marmite


I'd like to point you in the direction of a certain feeder corp, that live with us, and avg 500+ kills per member.



inb4 tl;dr the short of it is I'm happy with Marmite because it offers the working man a place to unwind, have some fun playing a game and then log off...

Gotta give props when they're deserved. Tora and Zeus both have done a great job at wholesaling death and destruction.

To be fair, what Tora's done has never been done and is not being done afaik. No fees to corp members or personal members. You keep all the loot you shoot. No expectations for fleet engagements. The overall gross isk destroyed is so high nearing the trillion mark every month so that when a member looses a silly fit faction ship it doesn't skew the alliance efficiency.

To my knowledge, The 0rphanage only had 15-20 wars on at any one time. Maybe Privateers back in the day when they basically broke the game from war dec'ing all of eve, but for the most part Tora provides a fun, safe, mature environment that many enjoy.

Some of us don't have the time to come home from work, take care of a family, run a business and then play the long strategy game play required of null sec, or wait for 2 hours on a titan bridge to fight in TiDi for 6 hours. How many times after a fight in null sec do you hear guys say, "I had to go, so I just logged off in space with agression and hoped for the best."

Wormhole game play takes a lot of time also. Marmite offer the working man a place to unwind, have some fun playing a game and then log off.

There is a downside to this "Walmart of War" strategy, it becomes less personal and raging wanker tears become harder to come by.

I know you have fun at PL, but I also know you would enjoy blazing through hi sec and seeing a war target in every other system. It would give you wood.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#904 - 2013-06-26 17:30:17 UTC
You might have a family and be busy IRL but you manage to find plenty of time for shitposting mate :P

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#905 - 2013-06-26 17:39:10 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
Lady Spank wrote:
You might have a family and be busy IRL but you manage to find plenty of time for shitposting mate :P


b/c posting and playing eve are the same. Your post is as bad as your fail blog. Try harder next time. Mate :P

and stop using alts to like your own posts... it's so obvious.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#906 - 2013-06-26 18:41:54 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
b/c posting and playing eve are the same. Your post is as bad as your fail blog. Try harder next time. Mate :P


I always like Spank's posts, just because C&P O.G.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#907 - 2013-06-26 18:46:10 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
Xolve wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
b/c posting and playing eve are the same. Your post is as bad as your fail blog. Try harder next time. Mate :P


I always like Spank's posts, just because C&P O.G.


I'm not cool enough to post 1 liners on random threads all day long. Or maybe I have other **** to do with my time.

It's an attempt to be relevant in a situation when you're not.

I still like Marmite for all the reasons I posted.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#908 - 2013-06-26 18:49:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Xolve
VegasMirage wrote:
I still like Marmite for all the reasons I posted.


Might alt it out... maybe.

I could you know- buy Aerion back, since he's in PL now (and obviously an alt).
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#909 - 2013-06-26 19:00:21 UTC
Alts everywhere!

Thanks for taking my post too seriously though, and I've got better things to do than like my own posts. Perhaps if your posting was up to a decent standard you would get some likes too.

I just post here to see the inevitable jelly from you :S

Updating my blog would require having something interesting to post about. Presumably that's why you dont blog either.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#910 - 2013-06-26 20:41:52 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Alts everywhere!

Thanks for taking my post too seriously though, and I've got better things to do than like my own posts. Perhaps if your posting was up to a decent standard you would get some likes too.

I just post here to see the inevitable jelly from you :S

Updating my blog would require having something interesting to post about. Presumably that's why you dont blog either.


What do you mean? he's posting plenty about how he kills 1-2B ships, with other people on the KM.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 

VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#911 - 2013-06-26 21:01:59 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Alts everywhere!

Thanks for taking my post too seriously though, and I've got better things to do than like my own posts. Perhaps if your posting was up to a decent standard you would get some likes too.

I just post here to see the inevitable jelly from you :S

Updating my blog would require having something interesting to post about. Presumably that's why you dont blog either.


*don't

That was a long attempt at not caring... reverse psychology gone wrong. Seems you're taking this all too seriously.

I like your fail blog btw.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Reppyk
The Black Shell
#912 - 2013-06-26 21:52:54 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
Xolve wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
[show me another place you get +100 wars per month paid for at no cost to any member or corp

if you like blowing up pixels, collecting tears and laughing hysterically at nerd raging mos, then you'll enjoy Marmite


I'd like to point you in the direction of a certain feeder corp, that live with us, and avg 500+ kills per member.



inb4 tl;dr the short of it is I'm happy with Marmite because it offers the working man a place to unwind, have some fun playing a game and then log off...

Gotta give props when they're deserved. Tora and Zeus both have done a great job at wholesaling death and destruction.

To be fair, what Tora's done has never been done and is not being done afaik. No fees to corp members or personal members. You keep all the loot you shoot. No expectations for fleet engagements. The overall gross isk destroyed is so high nearing the trillion mark every month so that when a member looses a silly fit faction ship it doesn't skew the alliance efficiency.

To my knowledge, The 0rphanage only had 15-20 wars on at any one time. Maybe Privateers back in the day when they basically broke the game from war dec'ing all of eve, but for the most part Tora provides a fun, safe, mature environment that many enjoy.

Some of us don't have the time to come home from work, take care of a family, run a business and then play the long strategy game play required of null sec, or wait for 2 hours on a titan bridge to fight in TiDi for 6 hours. How many times after a fight in null sec do you hear guys say, "I had to go, so I just logged off in space with agression and hoped for the best."

Wormhole game play takes a lot of time also. Marmite offer the working man a place to unwind, have some fun playing a game and then log off.

There is a downside to this "Walmart of War" strategy, it becomes less personal and raging wanker tears become harder to come by.

I know you have fun at PL, but I also know you would enjoy blazing through hi sec and seeing a war target in every other system. It would give you wood.
This thread is lacking Nightmarex's pov. Sad

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Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#913 - 2013-06-26 22:38:30 UTC
I don't remember saying I don't care. Are you usually this misguided or are you just trying to add in your daily quota of internet cool-phrases?

Thanks for liking my fail blog. Positive encouragement like that could even lead to me bothering to write something new in the future.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#914 - 2013-06-26 22:49:15 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
I don't remember saying I don't care. Are you usually this misguided or are you just trying to add in your daily quota of internet cool-phrases?

Thanks for liking my fail blog. Positive encouragement like that could even lead to me bothering to write something new in the future.


He was just convoing me on an alt about how he'd 'reclass' Vegas you really need something else to do...

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 

Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#915 - 2013-06-26 22:58:51 UTC
Reppyk wrote:
This thread is lacking Nightmarex's pov. Sad


No, no it really doesn't.
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#916 - 2013-06-26 23:12:05 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
culo duro wrote:
Lady Spank wrote:
I don't remember saying I don't care. Are you usually this misguided or are you just trying to add in your daily quota of internet cool-phrases?

Thanks for liking my fail blog. Positive encouragement like that could even lead to me bothering to write something new in the future.


He was just convoing me on an alt about how he'd 'reclass' Vegas you really need something else to do...


First who are you? Previous war target, butthurt Marmite ex-member...I dunno, I have nothing. Second what are you talking about?

From what I see your corp is fail at whatever it's trying to do and your participation in any pvp engagements results in hilarity.

Are you a fanboi of mine? I don't need anymore friends if that's what you're looking for - if you have ANY sense at all you'll find somebody your own size to pick on Roll

you've been blocked for your own good.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#917 - 2013-06-26 23:46:00 UTC
sorry for the dbl poast, not like the last one was of any significance

just wanted to say if you've been war dec'd by Marmite and you live in a wormhole, you are no longer safe...

We will find your wormhole and...

http://zkillboard.com/related/31001694/201306260900/

Lady Spank you should join Marmite, you might have fun.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#918 - 2013-06-27 00:53:08 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
sorry for the dbl poast, not like the last one was of any significance

just wanted to say if you've been war dec'd by Marmite and you live in a wormhole, you are no longer safe...

We will find your wormhole and...

http://zkillboard.com/related/31001694/201306260900/

Lady Spank you should join Marmite, you might have fun.


So... let me get this straight, you're awesome cause you can do a 6v3, with a neut ship against spider tanked tengus which were fit for pve?

If that's awesome then, getting dudes that just started pvping doing this http://camp.killmail.org/?a=home is more significant than what you're claiming to do, since you're claiming to be a pro pvper.

Although i haven't seen anything except show off, about something you either blopped or that didn't stand a chance.

Please do tell me where i missed something, cause that's all you've shown lately.
Oh wait, i missed it, you showed a, over a year old kill, which made you feel awesome.

Dude really? I guess you fit perfectly into marmite with that god complex of yours.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 

gnshadowninja
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#919 - 2013-06-27 01:03:02 UTC
culo duro wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
sorry for the dbl poast, not like the last one was of any significance

just wanted to say if you've been war dec'd by Marmite and you live in a wormhole, you are no longer safe...

We will find your wormhole and...

http://zkillboard.com/related/31001694/201306260900/

Lady Spank you should join Marmite, you might have fun.


So... let me get this straight, you're awesome cause you can do a 6v3, with a neut ship against spider tanked tengus which were fit for pve?

If that's awesome then, getting dudes that just started pvping doing this http://camp.killmail.org/?a=home is more significant than what you're claiming to do, since you're claiming to be a pro pvper.

Although i haven't seen anything except show off, about something you either blopped or that didn't stand a chance.

Please do tell me where i missed something, cause that's all you've shown lately.
Oh wait, i missed it, you showed a, over a year old kill, which made you feel awesome.

Dude really? I guess you fit perfectly into marmite with that god complex of yours.


The worse part if that these 'new players' are still and always will be better at PVP than you.

You call yourself an 'instructor' of PVP and then talk about others being 'pro pvpers' isn't that contradicting yourself?, when are you going to leave the delusion that you are remotely important?
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#920 - 2013-06-27 01:19:11 UTC
gnshadowninja wrote:
culo duro wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
sorry for the dbl poast, not like the last one was of any significance

just wanted to say if you've been war dec'd by Marmite and you live in a wormhole, you are no longer safe...

We will find your wormhole and...

http://zkillboard.com/related/31001694/201306260900/

Lady Spank you should join Marmite, you might have fun.


So... let me get this straight, you're awesome cause you can do a 6v3, with a neut ship against spider tanked tengus which were fit for pve?

If that's awesome then, getting dudes that just started pvping doing this http://camp.killmail.org/?a=home is more significant than what you're claiming to do, since you're claiming to be a pro pvper.

Although i haven't seen anything except show off, about something you either blopped or that didn't stand a chance.

Please do tell me where i missed something, cause that's all you've shown lately.
Oh wait, i missed it, you showed a, over a year old kill, which made you feel awesome.

Dude really? I guess you fit perfectly into marmite with that god complex of yours.


The worse part if that these 'new players' are still and always will be better at PVP than you.

You call yourself an 'instructor' of PVP and then talk about others being 'pro pvpers' isn't that contradicting yourself?, when are you going to leave the delusion that you are remotely important?


Believe whatever you want, however high sec pvp still isn't remotely important to anything.

Also i'm not claiming to be a 'pro pvper' over outnumbering someone, and killing them with a counter that'll give me 100% chance to win.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com