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I wrote a Rap Parody that is for Eve Online Themed, It's based on Eminems Without Me
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Ted Infinity
Jester's Fleet
Jester's Alliance
#1 - 2013-06-11 20:03:13 UTC
I can't sing, but if you can we should work together to make a youtube video.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#2 - 2013-06-11 20:06:09 UTC
Woah oh oh oh, woah oh oh oh
Woah oh oh oh, woah oh oh oh
Woah oh oh oh, woah oh oh oh

I'm crazy flowing over with ideas
A thousand ways to woo a lover so sincere
Love and hate, what a beautiful combination
Sending shivers up and down my spine

For every Casanova that appears
My sense of hesitation disappears
Love and hate, what a beautiful combination
Sending shivers up and down my spine

And the lovers that you sent for me
Didn't come with any satisfaction guarantee
So I return them to the sender
And the note attached will read

How I love to hate you
I love to hate you
I love to hate you
I love to hate you

Oh, you really still expect me to believe
Every single letter I receive
Sorry you, what a shameful situation
Sending shivers up and down my spine

Ooh, I like to read a murder mystery
I like to know the killer isn't me
Love and hate, what a beautiful combination
Sending shivers, make me quiver
Feel it sliver up and down my spine

And the lovers that you sent for me
Didn't come with any satisfaction guarantee
So I return them to the sender
And the note attached will read

How I love to hate you
I love to hate you
I love to hate you
I love to hate you

And the lovers that you sent for me
Didn't come with any satisfaction guarantee
So I return them to the sender
And the note attached will read

How I love to hate you
I love to hate you

And the lovers that you sent for me
Didn't come with any satisfaction guarantee
So I return them to the sender
And the note attached will read

How I love to hate you
I love to hate you
I love to hate you
I love to hate you
I love to hate you

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Ted Infinity
Jester's Fleet
Jester's Alliance
#3 - 2013-06-11 20:07:21 UTC
Does that mean you may be interested? XD
Anslo
Scope Works
#4 - 2013-06-11 20:12:36 UTC
Noooow
I'm stuck in this thread on GeeDee
Shittin up topics, so wild n free
Get ban threats all over from ISD
But it be so empty without me

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#5 - 2013-06-11 20:13:52 UTC
Will this be a song for the miners?

Let's theme it off Vanilla Ice's "Ice, Ice Baby"

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 
Ted Infinity
Jester's Fleet
Jester's Alliance
#6 - 2013-06-11 20:14:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Ted Infinity
Here's the lyrics

Without spam:
Two Corcers go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside. Two Corcers go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.
Guess who's back,
back again,
Ted is back
in your den,
guess who'se back, guess who'se back, guess whose back, guess who'se back,


*awesome humming*

I've created a monster, cause nobody wants my destroyer no more, They want a battle cruiser i'm scrap metal. If you want a battle cruiser so bad this is what I'll give ya, a bit of Mindflood and a Sooth sayer. A bit of Frentix that'll jump start my heart quicker then a shot of qq at the enemy ticker while in local chat we start to bicker, you've waited this long now stop debating, no one is suddenly going to start commiserating.

I know that you got a job miner but flipping your jet can makes me feel so much finer. So the SCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see, They shut my spamming down while at Jita moon 3, but chat feels so empty without me, so this looks like as job for me, so everybody just follow me, because we need a little controversy, cause chat feels so empty without me.
So, come on and cry, tell me to die, **** that, your battle ship is outside, expecting me to stay in and hide, and get ready cause this ***** about to get heavy. I just insured my ship so **** you Miko Kiyan.

Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me , cause chat needs a little controversy and it feels so empty without me, I said this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me , cause chat needs a little controversy and it feels so empty without me,

Little Friggets, Noobs feeling a lot of blood thirst,
Getting scamed by some old school biggots who's job at the firm took a turn for the worse, They start feeling like the basement nerd who ran out of jelly, his shirt hasn't been changed in a week and his arm pitts are smelly,
til their corp comes along on a level 2 mission and yells YOU SUCK!
A visionary, suddenly the basement is scary,
Could start a revolution, polutiong the corp chat, a rebel so let me rebel and ask why a noob like me is kicking your ass. Such a bastard, such a travesty that space can feel so empty without me.


NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH (It really doesn't) NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH, NAH NAH NAH NAH

NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH (It really doesn't) NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH, NAH NAH NAH NAH
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#7 - 2013-06-11 20:20:03 UTC
Ted Infinity wrote:
I'll give you a few lines of it

Two Corcers go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside. Two Corcers go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.
Guess who's back,
back again,
Ted is back
in your den,
guess who'se back, guess who'se back, guess whose back, guess who'se back,


I really really hope you arent this Ted


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08e4huITI1r2hal0o1_500.jpg



Because he's a total F*** M******

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Ted Infinity
Jester's Fleet
Jester's Alliance
#8 - 2013-06-11 20:21:56 UTC
Nope XD
Anslo
Scope Works
#9 - 2013-06-11 20:23:11 UTC
0/10

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Ted Infinity
Jester's Fleet
Jester's Alliance
#10 - 2013-06-11 20:24:20 UTC
Anslo wrote:
0/10


Your typography skills are poor. You forgot a 1 XD
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#11 - 2013-06-11 20:27:04 UTC
Ted Infinity wrote:
Anslo wrote:
0/10


Your typography skills are poor. You forgot a 1 XD




0/110


Fixed

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Ted Infinity
Jester's Fleet
Jester's Alliance
#12 - 2013-06-11 20:31:36 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Ted Infinity wrote:
Anslo wrote:
0/10


Your typography skills are poor. You forgot a 1 XD




0/110


Fixed


haha
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#13 - 2013-06-11 20:40:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Kijo Rikki
I tried really hard to keep it close to the original and I lost where soothsayer and frentix got involved.

Just for toots and giggles here's my 1st verse version, as I see things coming back after almost 2 years:

They've created a monster, cuz' nobody wants my poor drake anymore, they want Naga I'm chopped liver.
Well if you want Naga this is what I'll give ya, a little bit of range mixed with some anti-matter
Some charges that will jumpstart your reps quicker than the shots when I get alpha'd in a fleet battle
by the FC because I'm not cooperating, cuz' I'm jamming his players while he's target calling.

You waited this long so stop debating, because I'm back, I'm in the fleet and OPulating.
I know that you got a job, Mittani but your Alliance's moon problems are complicating.
So this CCP will let me be, but won't let me be me so let me see
I tried to train it up to tech cruiser 3 but it feels so empty without SP
So come on tip, scammin' for isk. Screw that steal all your isk and all your assets.
And get ready, cuz' this shtuffs about to get heavy I just settled all my Wardecs EFF YOU pubbie!


EDIT: Completed first verse, first draft.

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 
dethleffs
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#14 - 2013-06-11 20:47:52 UTC
http://youtu.be/aR8qtxts1jY?t=58s

that is all, i hope we can all find inspiration and a feeling of awe from this.
Ted Infinity
Jester's Fleet
Jester's Alliance
#15 - 2013-06-11 20:54:00 UTC
So I take it none of you losers can sing :(
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#16 - 2013-06-11 20:56:40 UTC
Ted Infinity wrote:
So I take it none of you losers can sing :(



Now careful, throwing down words like that with what you just posted

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Ted Infinity
Jester's Fleet
Jester's Alliance
#17 - 2013-06-11 20:59:02 UTC
What I posted was a joke mocking the stereotypes of gaming in a lyrical form.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#18 - 2013-06-11 21:02:13 UTC
Ted Infinity wrote:
What I posted was a joke mocking the stereotypes of gaming in a lyrical form.




I did get that that is what you were trying to do yes

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Ted Infinity
Jester's Fleet
Jester's Alliance
#19 - 2013-06-11 21:03:25 UTC
XD I'm just starting **** because I am bored TBH.... I'm trying to convince my friend to hangout with me as I slowly mine supplies for my alliance :(
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#20 - 2013-06-11 21:06:57 UTC
For we're living
in a safety zone
Don't be holding back from me
We're living from hour to hour down here
And we'll take it when we can
It's a kind of living which recognises
The death of the odourless man
When nothing is vanity nothing's too slow
It's not Eden but it's no sham

There is no hell
There is no shame
There is no hell
Like an old hell
There is no hell
And it's lights up, boys
Lights up boys

Explosion falls upon deaf ears
While we're swimming in a sea of sham
Living in the shadow of vanity
A complex fashion for a simple man

And there is no hell
And there is no shame
And there is no hell
Like an old hell
There is no hell

And the silence flies
on its brief flight
A razor sharp crap shoot affair
And we light up our lives
And there's no more of me exploding you
Re-exposing you
Like everybody do
Re-exploding you
I don't know what to use
Make somebody move
Me exploding
Me exploding you

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
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