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[MERC] The Marmite Collective

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#641 - 2013-04-19 11:41:57 UTC
We are trying to be nice, but even rookie ships are to much Twisted

http://p0wnd.nl/kb/index.php/kill_detail/22521/

http://p0wnd.nl/kb/index.php/kill_detail/22517/

http://p0wnd.nl/kb/index.php/kill_detail/22520/

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#642 - 2013-04-19 13:49:07 UTC
ITT 'elite' PVP is apparently getting on the killmail of a ship that was dying to concord. This forum doesn't support emoticons to relate to how I feel about this, so :cripes: it is.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Watson Crick
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#643 - 2013-04-19 16:47:00 UTC
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#644 - 2013-04-19 18:23:05 UTC
Watson Crick wrote:
I'll just leave this here.

Top 100 EVE Corporations by Kill/Loss Ratio


Curious what the filtering metric was. Any clue?

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#645 - 2013-04-19 18:28:12 UTC
Watson Crick wrote:
I'll just leave this here.

Top 100 EVE Corporations by Kill/Loss Ratio


Well thats a nice page.

Didnt have to scroll very far to find the cool kids :)

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#646 - 2013-04-19 18:58:41 UTC
Always like stats. Seems all of the fun corps are on the list ...... Cool

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#647 - 2013-04-19 19:56:32 UTC
It's almost like, if you sit forever in the undock ring of a station with brick-tanked ships and neutral logi on standby and primarily shoot shuttles and rookie ships, you'll have a larger KDA.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#648 - 2013-04-19 22:34:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Tora Bushido
True. And if you come to high sec and get owned by high sec bears, your eff. will be less....Blink

But look on the bright side. Goons/TEST etc are doing a great thing with the JITA BURN. Loving it ! Keeps EVE fun....

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
ZANE VOIDSTALKER
Space Wizards.
Tactical Narcotics Team
#649 - 2013-04-20 06:39:16 UTC
yes we shoot haulers on trade hubs and anything else that undocks. WERE MERCS!!!! we get paid to limit peoples access to the hubs. as far as nuetral logi hell isnt that just like droping a carrier blob on someone in null. hmm simple fact is we dont care what you think about our tactics. only people we care about is our employers. the pay us for a end result and dont care what tactics we use to win. as far as shooting the concording ships hell yeah we do it, and so do you. thanks for being such easy targets and giving us a 90% effeciency rating against you.


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Sir Marksalot
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#650 - 2013-04-21 04:09:50 UTC
ZANE VOIDSTALKER wrote:
yes we shoot haulers on trade hubs and anything else that undocks. WERE MERCS!!!! we get paid to limit peoples access to the hubs. as far as nuetral logi hell isnt that just like droping a carrier blob on someone in null. hmm simple fact is we dont care what you think about our tactics. only people we care about is our employers. the pay us for a end result and dont care what tactics we use to win. as far as shooting the concording ships hell yeah we do it, and so do you. thanks for being such easy targets and giving us a 90% effeciency rating against you.


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is english your third language or something



also nice job stopping us you're all doing great
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#651 - 2013-04-21 04:20:51 UTC
we need to work harder guys our alliance kdr is low :(

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#652 - 2013-04-21 04:21:11 UTC
MY PVP RESUME

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#653 - 2013-04-21 11:22:50 UTC
Andski wrote:
we need to work harder guys our alliance kdr is low :(


Recognition is the first step of the 7 Marmite Steps (nul sec therapy) . Washing your hair is step 2.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

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Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#654 - 2013-04-21 13:56:51 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Andski wrote:
we need to work harder guys our alliance kdr is low :(


Recognition is the first step of the 7 Marmite Steps (nul sec therapy) . Washing your hair is step 2.

It's not that bad, you got to be very close to see the lice.

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#655 - 2013-04-22 20:54:25 UTC
To the Top

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#656 - 2013-04-22 22:19:03 UTC
Your google skills are exquisite. I fail to see how that is relevant to EVE or this thread?

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#657 - 2013-04-22 23:14:27 UTC
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
Your google skills are exquisite. I fail to see how that is relevant to EVE or this thread?

They're really mad that they were there to protect Jita, but by a ~small omission~ they failed to stop half a trillion of damage being done.

Cause they're highsec mercs, see, and they're able to stop people from going to Jita. Notice how all their chest beating stopped once we popped a couple of their T3s and then they only undocked in T1 ships to get on GCC mails.

So instead you're seeing his withering character assassination of SirMarksalot. I'm not sure how he'll sleep knowing people know he has musical talent.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#658 - 2013-04-22 23:38:21 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
Your google skills are exquisite. I fail to see how that is relevant to EVE or this thread?

They're really mad that they were there to protect Jita, but by a ~small omission~ they failed to stop half a trillion of damage being done.

Cause they're highsec mercs, see, and they're able to stop people from going to Jita. Notice how all their chest beating stopped once we popped a couple of their T3s and then they only undocked in T1 ships to get on GCC mails.

So instead you're seeing his withering character assassination of SirMarksalot. I'm not sure how he'll sleep knowing people know he has musical talent.



you sir have not even seen the BEGINNING of character assasination. BEHOLD, i bring you "Chat with a Goonie" name of course withheld but we all know which one our fans it is *wink wink*


"Chat with a Goonie!" by Kris
From: Kristopher Rocancourt
Sent: 2013.04.22 23:21
To: The Marmite Collective,

I decided to make amends [and possibly manlove] with one of our C&P forum hater goonies.

Enjoy!
Kris





[23:04:42] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld > Hi!
[23:04:44] Kristopher Rocancourt > y umad
[23:04:49] Kristopher Rocancourt > y
[23:04:54] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld > didn't know I was
[23:04:55] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> welp
[23:04:58]CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> there goes my mood
[23:05:00] Kristopher Rocancourt > so much butthurt.
[23:05:14] Kristopher Rocancourt > its a game. no need for the butts to get all hurty
[23:05:22]CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld > I'm not the one who killed your ~arty hyperion~ that everyone talks about
[23:05:27] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> so...
[23:05:34] Kristopher Rocancourt > i feel like a celebrity
[23:05:43] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld > why
[23:05:57] Kristopher Rocancourt > its quite flattering, im starting a whole new trend of Artyperion pwnage
[23:06:20] Kristopher Rocancourt > coming soon to a TV near you!
[23:06:31] Kristopher Rocancourt > i am going to star in a reality TV show
[23:06:54] Kristopher Rocancourt > want to guest star?
[23:06:55] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> ok
[23:07:06]CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> can we touch di*ks on tv? EDITED FOR CLEANLINESS BY KRIS
[23:07:31] Kristopher Rocancourt > ok im going to wear um..... white spandex, and be the host, you can be my sidekick
[23:07:51] Kristopher Rocancourt > you have to wear. um pink psandex
[23:08:06] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> i'm down
[23:08:15] Kristopher Rocancourt > whats your show name going to be?
[23:08:23] Kristopher Rocancourt > mine is um.
[23:08:29] Kristopher Rocancourt > Kris!
[23:08:41] Kristopher Rocancourt > but you have to say the exlamation point
[23:08:54] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld > xXxSePhIrOtHSSJ420xXx W33D4LYFE Power Hour
[23:09:36] Kristopher Rocancourt > you can be, Marky Mark and play your little ukelele
[23:09:40] Kristopher Rocancourt > www.youtube.com/watch?v=exnmZUEf6Uo&list=UU04Wn0x9DgX4QH8vNCgFzSg&index=2
[23:10:00] Kristopher Rocancourt > you sure are good at the ukelele
[23:10:12] Kristopher Rocancourt > but you have a poop mark of hair under your chin
[23:10:15]CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld > not me, but I'll take credit
[23:10:23] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> dude can skate and has bad goatee
[23:10:26] Kristopher Rocancourt > lies, ill keep your secret safe
[23:10:41] Kristopher Rocancourt > Uncle Kris is good at secrets
[23:10:51] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld > http:/ SUSPECT PORNO SITE DELETED BY KRIS
[23:11:03] Kristopher Rocancourt > i promise i wont tell anyone about your ukelele videos
[23:11:10] Kristopher Rocancourt > MUCH
[23:11:11] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> vOv
[23:11:21] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld > go hog wild bro
[23:12:02] Kristopher Rocancourt > your singing voice is not what one would expect from a hardass goonie
[23:12:13]CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld > *lardass
[23:12:19] Kristopher Rocancourt > shoot me for a while
[23:12:24] Kristopher Rocancourt > i need stimulation
[23:12:47] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> I was hoping someone would shoot me, but once I undocked all the WTs docked/warped
[23:12:47] Kristopher Rocancourt > by the way our show....?
[23:12:48]CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> welp
[23:12:59] Kristopher Rocancourt > its 60/40
[23:13:24] Kristopher Rocancourt > seeing you are the sidekick
[23:13:49] Kristopher Rocancourt > i hope you understand
[23:14:06] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> k
[23:14:16] Kristopher Rocancourt > and you need to also fly a arty hyperion with me into the sun during closing credits
[23:14:28] Kristopher Rocancourt > i fly the hyp, you fly a vifil
[23:14:30]CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld PvP
[23:14:32] Kristopher Rocancourt > vigil
[23:14:43] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> I try to emulate the hyperion
[23:14:48] Kristopher Rocancourt > no not a vigil.. a PROBE
[23:15:08] Kristopher Rocancourt > i fly my resurected hyp you orbit me 500 in a probe
[23:15:18] Kristopher Rocancourt > and we go toward the sunset
[23:15:21] Kristopher Rocancourt > k?
[23:17:03]CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld > sure
[23:19:00] Kristopher Rocancourt > what should our theme song be?
[23:19:05] Kristopher Rocancourt > SOMETHING ROMANTIC
[23:19:43] Kristopher Rocancourt > ill be like Patrick Swayze, and you can be.... like Don Knotts
[23:20:10] Kristopher Rocancourt > anyway toots i gotta log, *kisses*





<3

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

penifSMASH
ElitistOps
Deepwater Hooligans
#659 - 2013-04-22 23:48:39 UTC
Is posting unfunny chatlogs part of the plan to get back at those ebil goonies for driving you out of null sec to the Jita 4-4 undock?
ZANE VOIDSTALKER
Space Wizards.
Tactical Narcotics Team
#660 - 2013-04-23 02:01:39 UTC
who said we were trying to protect jita rofl.

http://p0wnd.nl/kb/index.php/cc_detail/73/

now what do we have to be mad about?????

like i said before post weak trolls and tears below