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Forget Horse Meat....it's Moose !
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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#1 - 2013-04-06 13:31:30 UTC
http://www.sfgate.com/news/world/article/Pork-found-in-Ikea-s-moose-lasagna-4414374.php

I must say I've never even considered using Moose in Lasagna before.........is Ikea feeling alright ??

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Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#2 - 2013-04-06 13:42:15 UTC
Moose is good meat though. I had moose meatballs once when I spent Christmas with a hunter and his family.

Fantastic.

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#3 - 2013-04-06 13:44:51 UTC
Angelique Duchemin wrote:
Moose is good meat though. I had moose meatballs once when I spent Christmas with a hunter and his family.

Fantastic.



Undoubtedly.

But things like Moose and Elk tend to be very expensive here in America, so Moose as a casual lasagna ingredient just sounds odd.

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-04-06 13:49:11 UTC
How close is moose meat to venison?

I imagine moose has a stronger taste.

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Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#5 - 2013-04-06 13:51:22 UTC
It does! And yes it's expensive.

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#6 - 2013-04-06 14:06:11 UTC
Next headline will be "Bear Meat Found in Ikea Kitten Lasagna" I guess.

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-04-06 14:17:24 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Next headline will be "Bear Meat Found in Ikea Kitten Lasagna" I guess.


Hey, that kitten lasagna was purrrrfect!

Sorry I had to do it. Oops

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#8 - 2013-04-06 16:19:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Eurydia Vespasian
we have elk where i live. i've had it a few times. they aren't common anymore though.

moose too apparently live around me. though i've never seen one this far south. probably were all hunted out in the frontier days. all the "moose" names attached creeks, lakes and towns are probably just relics of when they were more commonly found.

either that or they are just spooked at the thought of being put into boxed italian dinners.
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#9 - 2013-04-06 16:37:24 UTC
Just waiting for the inevitable human meat found in something story, most likely in the US/Mexico border states with the drug cartels or Eastern Europe with the Mafiya.

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Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-04-06 17:01:54 UTC
ehh they are Icelandic . The liberals of Europe.
if it moves , it can be eaten .
Nothing wrong with eating Mooses , tbh , I've always wondered what is the mystery meat of Ikea's meatballs made of

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#11 - 2013-04-06 17:05:50 UTC
Ivy Romanova wrote:
ehh they are Icelandic . The liberals of Europe.
if it moves , it can be eaten .
Nothing wrong with eating Mooses , tbh , I've always wondered what is the mystery meat of Ikea's meatballs made of

Thats not quite what liberal means... is it? I thought liberals were couscous and vegan?

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Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-04-06 17:46:53 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
Ivy Romanova wrote:
ehh they are Icelandic . The liberals of Europe.
if it moves , it can be eaten .
Nothing wrong with eating Mooses , tbh , I've always wondered what is the mystery meat of Ikea's meatballs made of

Thats not quite what liberal means... is it? I thought liberals were couscous and vegan?


Nah, thats Left winged liberalism . the socialism loving , micro brewery drinking , organic food eating kind .

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Frank Millar
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-04-06 19:46:31 UTC
Ivy Romanova wrote:
ehh they are Icelandic . The liberals of Europe.
if it moves , it can be eaten .
Nothing wrong with eating Mooses , tbh , I've always wondered what is the mystery meat of Ikea's meatballs made of

IKEA be Swedish, fyi.

I had elk in Sweden, it's excellent.

Anyway, I've already heard reports about "halal" meat not being entirely "halal", so the plot thickens.

We'll see how deep the rabbit hole goes. I predict it's going very deep. Shocked
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#14 - 2013-04-06 19:50:43 UTC
i heard that the snozberries taste like snozberries. even at ikea
Frank Millar
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-04-06 20:03:00 UTC
I bet they contain insects.
baltec1
Bat Country
The Initiative.
#16 - 2013-04-06 21:10:17 UTC
From what I hear, they are angry over a lack of moose in their food.
Ckra Trald
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2013-04-07 02:37:23 UTC
I have a friend that's a big outdoors man. He always catches fish and shoots stuff.

Best food ever, and its free.

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#18 - 2013-04-07 02:46:12 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
Just waiting for the inevitable human meat found in something story, most likely in the US/Mexico border states with the drug cartels or Eastern Europe with the Mafiya.

We're supposed to taste like pork, historically cannibals have referred to their victims as long pigs for that reason, of course there's a fictional vegetarian option

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2013-04-07 03:52:52 UTC
Iceland still takes the er.... well... biscuit but its probably not a biscuit and actually a scone in disguise, due to their meat pies not containing meat.

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Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#20 - 2013-04-07 07:40:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Marie Hartinez
Ckra Trald wrote:
I have a friend that's a big outdoors man. He always catches fish and shoots stuff.

Best food ever, and its free.


I like to fish and hunt, but I can't say it's exactly free/cheap.

Case in point.....

Went on a fishing trip with two of my cousins......

They caught their limit in fish, and in fact, they caught so many, they had to throw quite a few back. I caught 2 in that 4 day period. The whole trip cost each of us about $200. So those fish cost me $100 each. Best $100 fish I've ever had. P

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