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BRAVE NEWBIES really TEST alts - NOT NEWBS AT ALL

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Trader Bait
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-02-10 03:34:32 UTC
So this story at the link I'm providing is a total farce. After reading this and then finding out what is going on I really can't help but wonder what else we are being lied to about.

http://community.eveonline.com/devblog.asp?a=blog&nbid=74260

This is an exert from a community spotlight written by CCP Phantom: "Are you new to EVE Online? Welcome to the world of Brave Newbies Inc. then, a group of people that is mainly also new to EVE Online. This group is organized in the typical EVE Online manner as corporation; a corporation which sprung into existence on January 31, 2013, just a few days ago before these lines were written. On that day an individual person started playing EVE Online"

This is a farce Brave Newbies are TEST alts, thats right the entire group are TEST alts that have been playin eve-online for years. So if your joining up with them or flying with them your flying with seasoned bitter vets of eve-online that are from TEST. This whole deal is probably another way for TEST to recruit under the guise of the above community spotlight article. What a laugh.


Brave Newbies Inc. [SBOON]

These guys are really TEST alts portraying themselves as newbs trying to do one better than Eve University. The couldn't be further from eve uni if they tried. So TEST duders that can't even lift decided to make an alt newb corp to roam around and have fun. I think TEST are now the laugh riot of eve-online and not in a good way. Everyone should be pointing and laughing at these fools. Them claiming they are eve-uni part 2 is hilarious, it's already been done, and eve-uni did it best. Sit down Brave Newbies Inc. or should I say, "GO LIFT BRO!" I remember when I was BAD at eve once. You TEST pubbies should really go and try to find yourselves, everybody knows you always wanted to be GOONS but you just never got there. Just cause you act like GOONS, say the same stuff in local as the GOONS do, and fly all blobby like the GOONS doesn't make you a GOON. Nice try TEST, please create another fake newb corp wannabe eve-uni part 2 or better yet why not go do some level 4's reverse safari style. HERP DERP HERPDY DERP.

So now everyone in EVE knows Brave Newbies is TEST alts and apparently CCP wants everyone to think its some new people coming into the game, which isn't true, it's bitter vets making a newb corp and lying to the general public about their veteran status in eve. good game man....
Jimmy Gunsmythe
Sebiestor Tribe
#2 - 2013-02-10 03:41:38 UTC
I don't know how true this is, or how true Brave Newbs is, but the one thing that amazed me was getting 400 people together so quickly, let alone newbs.

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Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#3 - 2013-02-10 03:44:39 UTC
vOv
Everyone has alts.

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.
Mistah Ewedynao
Ice Axe Psycho Killers
#4 - 2013-02-10 03:45:40 UTC
So you are saying CCP Phantom is a member of that sneaky group...the so called "DevSwarm" ?

Nerf Goons

Nuke em from orbit....it's the only way to be sure.
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2013-02-10 03:45:44 UTC
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So TEST duders that can't even lift decided to make an alt newb corp to roam around and have fun.

those bastards...
Shepard Wong Ogeko
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2013-02-10 04:02:21 UTC
Mistah Ewedynao wrote:
So you are saying CCP Phantom is a member of that sneaky group...the so called "DevSwarm" ?

No. It was disbanded. Most of them moved to Dev Alliance Please Ignore
Orlacc
#7 - 2013-02-10 04:04:58 UTC
It's a conspiracy!!!

"Measure Twice, Cut Once."
Mistah Ewedynao
Ice Axe Psycho Killers
#8 - 2013-02-10 04:20:32 UTC
Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:
Mistah Ewedynao wrote:
So you are saying CCP Phantom is a member of that sneaky group...the so called "DevSwarm" ?

No. It was disbanded. Most of them moved to Dev Alliance Please Ignore



Dev Alliance Please Ignore

Sounds like a new band.

Nerf Goons

Nuke em from orbit....it's the only way to be sure.
Xinivrae
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-02-10 04:44:46 UTC
So I hear proof is a cool thing nowadays. It would add a lot of weight to your claim here, and maybe do a little bit to help the whole "so mad at people in video games" vibe you've got going on there, though it might be a bit late for that.What?
Stonecrusher Mortlock
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-02-10 04:45:38 UTC
everone knows there are no new players joining eve, just a ever incressing pool of alts, by the end there will only be player 1 and player 2 with there 20000 alts.
Crumplecorn
Eve Cluster Explorations
#11 - 2013-02-10 04:48:53 UTC
Well, even if it had been true, it wasn't much of a story.

This just in, a group of new players are treating the video game EVE Online as if it is a video game. Reports are sketchy so far, but several incidents of Fun have been confirmed. More on this story as it develops.

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Karrl Tian
Doomheim
#12 - 2013-02-10 05:56:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Karrl Tian
Trader Bait wrote:
Everyone should be pointing and laughing at these fools.



Satisfied?
Xanthe Isgar
Doomheim
#13 - 2013-02-10 07:57:41 UTC
I can confirm that at least some members of Brave Newbies are alts of Fweddit.
Hannah Flex
#14 - 2013-02-10 08:00:11 UTC
we are all alts of our fathers
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#15 - 2013-02-10 08:02:39 UTC
if an NPC alt said it, it must be true

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EI Digin
irc.zulusquad.org
#16 - 2013-02-10 08:04:58 UTC
drats, foiled again
Josef Djugashvilis
#17 - 2013-02-10 08:41:24 UTC
Andski wrote:
if an NPC alt said it, it must be true


Probably a null-sec alt flying a freighter to avoid the pvp so beloved of the null-sec hard-men.

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Aren Madigan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2013-02-10 08:41:38 UTC
The community posting itself does mention that there are vets in the group that rolled up alts. Some of them including TEST is no surprise... beyond that? I'd like to see proof to the claims, otherwise it doesn't mean much. Granted, it wouldn't surprise me. A corp springing up out of thin air like that is a rather unnatural scenario. No real previously established community or anything? First time I've ever heard of it happening. Granted, its possible, but I could also see it being propaganda to "prove" that anyone could suddenly change the state of the game at any time with "appropriate effort", making everyone else look bad. I'm not sure what to believe. Without proof or admission its silly to make a judgement.
Pohbis
Neo T.E.C.H.
#19 - 2013-02-10 08:57:45 UTC
It's you. You're the real test alt.

Amirite?
Tubrug1
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#20 - 2013-02-10 08:59:54 UTC
So much anger from an NPC corp alt. Are you jealous because we can kill over 10 billion isk in 45 minutes?

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