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3 WORD EVE STORY

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valerydarcy
Doomheim
#341 - 2012-12-06 15:13:33 UTC
down the corridoor

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Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#342 - 2012-12-06 15:51:32 UTC
disco dance club
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#343 - 2012-12-06 15:55:19 UTC
in which multitudes

wumbo

Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#344 - 2012-12-07 07:20:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Samoth Egnoled
Of flying Monkey's
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#345 - 2012-12-07 10:05:31 UTC
Wenches, inside jita

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.

Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#346 - 2012-12-07 10:49:47 UTC
theres three pencils
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#347 - 2012-12-07 12:38:25 UTC
lost. After all

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP

Kruxien
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#348 - 2012-12-07 16:41:30 UTC
we love boobs.
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#349 - 2012-12-07 16:44:47 UTC
Eyes are overrated.

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _

Kruxien
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#350 - 2012-12-07 16:49:26 UTC
The somewhat deluded story so far...

In new Eden that is all. I got ganked. I purchased insurance In new Eden, you can be a freedom fighter until one day I died horribly to gate guns while flying my nano fit raven whilst reading about riches beyond my expectation, when suddenly my camera's spotted Fun Threads Die. not this one. Asteroid is depleted like this thread... And many others more to come...

The truth is.. written next week... but until then reach down deep produce for yourself... an EON submission. U check local
for signs of life, and maybe Someone will take the bait. Meanwhile in Amamake a Nation carrier descends upon the fleet which decided to Jump the gate only to find a pirate fleet engaging a group WITH MILLIONS OF words. Violence was doled out generously. Afterwards, the corpses were reprocessed for ******* THEIR STUMPS , a well known Pirate leader prepared his special underwear in anticipation of death, due to the fact he had to just stick it to the side of his captain's quarters, without a doubt his implants were definitely acting erroneously due to Jovian with brain defect donating the implants To viziam beforehand.

Later that night without any hesitation the Caldari Navy detained a gaudily dressed vagrant dancer wearing nothing but looking clothed anyway who promptly decided without thinking really to engage the gyro hips technique lasting five minutes and turning heads throughout the cluster Even some Amarrians masticate spatula corundum in prodigious quantities to fulfill the final blob when someone spilled sacred assorted nuts on a devout crone and her handbag causing her to summon Captain BOPOH still functioning because Quafe Ultra gives massive boosts to understanding the concept of pleasure hubs and pleasure axles without expending ectoplasm and retaining legality within Gallente space Capsuleers alongside something
a creme egg perhaps, or a Blood Raider outpost protected by Bhaalgorns and their grandmothers.

Launching false teeth into the distant and unforeseeable colliding like shrapnels lightly hitting for kinetic and bacterial damage, spread over my cargo hold causing spoilage of exotic dancers female "Woe, those dentures..." "...doth approach vigorously!!" she said! apparently. . . a quicker talker would have devised proper diplomatic relations between the state... between the state... and mighty concord gobbled up sweeties and exchanged holoreels showing Heth's doctor what a real Dteiss looks like!

After a short unpleasant inquisitorial interlude throughout which hideous stomach gurgling noises in many languages .One such language ..."This tale must...for posterity's sake continue to usher a new revolution in snack foods Protein Delicacies were always available for organic organisms with different compositions catering for largely elitist, less than sanitary soldiers, armored suits had serious reinforcement issues afterwards. The commander in chief issued Spatulas to defend the base where certain pilots were bombarding with confusing nonsensical comments.
Kruxien
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#351 - 2012-12-07 16:53:16 UTC
This revolved around massive ninja clowns and copious amounts of string cheese, within which lurked performance enhancing drugs making combat potency potential escalate tenfold to dangerous levels , but beyond control of ninja clowns leading to intervention by Serpentis Corporation's giant vast throbbing Neural Booster Mobile Research Lab Facilities Increasing bewbie power Sansha however, wanted a greater supply of bacon for keeping True Slaves fully synchronised for eternal pelvic thrusting into recesses of Maleatu Shakor's personal "private captain's log" acquired in Heimatar , for less than fifty nanoribbons worth of exotic dancers.

Sadly, he decided that it was a flawed rythm that would decide how much frentix would be injected into the CEO because of Falcon who lacked imagination Things were bad in lonetrek region, in which Arkombine soldiers got stranded out of ammo, out of alcohol, on an iceberg eating navy issue biomass.

They had been waiting for a very long table upon which they had killed group of homeless women and children who had drones to enable maximum potential damage, but failed to accomodate the wriggling fedo'sin the killzone at the same Time as the Zero gravity field emitted by the Phantom Skirt Lifter from the Heimatar extreme porno industry adding more scandal to Jacus Roden's planned biography by Carebears, to exploit Prime time holovision which features the Lars Kiormen documentary.

Meanwhile, in Caldarispace a missile manufacturing facility, with close ties to Mordu's Legion mercenaries, prepared for the enhanced AI drones who sold insurance to Titan pilots In order to track conflict zones the size of a planetary district after cloning rates indicated to actuaries public feasibility, leading to a rather disappointing change in the amount of new capsuleers being insured by drones. The next day with no warning , Drones! Drones everywhere! Live ones too in suggestive shapes like spines or anomalous toothbrush holders, started appearing everywhere to get the great feeling of shock and awe which reminds me
your battleship is burning away from a large collidable object.

It's labeled Unlicensed Mindclash Arena that takes place in wormhole space without local interference . This could be the end of Sansha's authoritarian regime. hah fat chance of that happening unless some hackers contact Sister Durado
anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and full of aubergine making me puke impolitely and projectilely over the hangar-railing. I feel sorry for rich capsuleers very very drunk with power. Nonetheless not wholly convinced the empress decided to execute every exotic dancer capable managing the POS... with spikey isogen-5 before they can cause more spillage causing rogue drones to take notice. Career counselors advised those capsuleers to discobomb Scotty's office with Serpentis Smartbombs "Discobomb or discombob," During the annihilation a tingling sensation shivered up his anus which was a standing increase.

My loyalty points for free donuts used to purchase what I wanted in my cargo. Men in robes took the Ossmodula into lower stain with iterons full of Veldspar to commence the manufacturing of Estamel's modified tornado bait, which Caused tremendous pain, to the alliance's who thought theyd been glomped by a planet-sized squid which was actually just the Caldari ,rather than calamari, who prepared for sudden missile nerf.

Tibus Heth himself bought a Corax which was actually a space submarine , colour should be a lighter shade of yellow. We know who was farting in the down the corridoor disco dance club in which multitudes Of flying Monkey's Wenches, inside jita theres three pencils lost. After all we love boobs

Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#352 - 2012-12-07 17:37:55 UTC
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
Eyes are overrated.


Sansha said to

wumbo

Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#353 - 2012-12-07 17:42:44 UTC
Kruxien wrote:
The somewhat deluded story so far...

Big smileThat is truly an epic tale. Kids, just say no to drugs.
Kruxien
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#354 - 2012-12-07 18:29:14 UTC
Eli Green wrote:
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
Eyes are overrated.


Sansha said to


the deluded captain
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#355 - 2012-12-07 18:44:28 UTC
with special underwear
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#356 - 2012-12-07 20:08:47 UTC
, ignore the drones

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _

Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#357 - 2012-12-07 21:29:30 UTC
Armand Cinnabon
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#358 - 2012-12-08 02:52:25 UTC
Capacitor is Empty.
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#359 - 2012-12-08 03:03:24 UTC
The inconvenient truth...

wumbo

Borascus
#360 - 2012-12-08 09:37:27 UTC
back in station