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Some dumb miners just don't learn

Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#341 - 2012-10-09 12:20:54 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
Astroniomix wrote:
Daemon Ceed wrote:

Anyways, to further demonstrate how silly some miners are, I submit for your frothing mouth's approval the following kill that I like to call "The Lowsec Miner Rokh of DOOM":


Who allowed that guy to undock with that thing?

Someone's getting fired.

Had I not been so drunk during the kill I would've been able to point the Retriever that was with him, too. Oh well, I focused on the most expensive ship so all in all it was worth it.

Obviously the Rokh was a decoy for the worked.


Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Flurk Hellbron
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#342 - 2012-10-10 19:09:01 UTC
Some dumb miners just don't learn

You know other miners then dumb ones?What?
pinkdeath Alar
#343 - 2012-10-14 10:48:56 UTC
this is all i have going don't stop now
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#344 - 2012-10-14 21:05:05 UTC
New high-end(-ish) com-poo-ter, inbound, thank God...

(Because 128MBytes of video memory + GPU temps soaring into three figures as soon as the client loads makes pretty little Lyrra has a sadSad)


Because Allah, through His Prophet Mohammed (peace be upon Him) decrees:

"**** miners. Because **** them, that's why."


Daichi Yamato
Jabbersnarks and Wonderglass
#345 - 2012-10-15 00:05:30 UTC
wheres a fab rod when u need one

EVE FAQ "7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY? No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided"

Daichi Yamato's version of structure based decs

Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#346 - 2012-10-22 05:22:07 UTC



Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#347 - 2012-10-27 00:42:33 UTC
Daichi Yamato wrote:
wheres a fab rod when u need one

He probably died from autoerotic asphyxiation.
Taraxon Taranogas
#348 - 2012-11-02 20:31:04 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
Daichi Yamato wrote:
wheres a fab rod when u need one

He probably died from autoerotic asphyxiation.

That post gave me cancer.
Weiland Taur
The Icarus Expedition
Solyaris Chtonium
#349 - 2012-11-11 14:09:28 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
In celebration of the 4th of July, Jihad Squad's fleet of glorious martyr Catalysts descended upon infidel miners in Sinq L. in an effort to finally rid the region of bots and terrible carebears alike. We also hoped to finally receive our 72 virgins.

One set of mindless fools we came about were two completely untanked Hulks, mining within 1km of eachother. They were quickly dispatched in hilarious fashion as can be seen here:

(right click link, open in new tab)
Infidel 1
Infidel 2

Believing that painting the asteroids with the blood of those who defile them would serve as a good enough warning, we left the area for awhile. Several hours later, after drinking far too much alcohol (we aren't exactly very devout Jihadists) our scout wandered back to look for more targets to hit. And there they were...the two same people in brand new Hulks, 1km from eachother. This time they actually had shield hardeners on at least. Thinking that they might be using something far more sturdy, like faction Invuls, we added one more member of our Mujahideen to the fleet and killed them both...again.

Infidel 1
Infidel 2

1 Billion ISK worth of Hulks down the pooper from the same people in a single day. The idiocy was almost as staggering as the profit: 135mil worth of T2 salvage & loot. When miners have to ask why they are hated so much, one only has to look at their behavior.

Allahu Akbar

Praise George Clooney

Do you hate the cow for being tasty or the chicken for being so perfect in so many dishes? Does the farmer hate the carrot for growing in the ground without spikes and quills? Does the Blaster hate the tankless steel? No. Each thing loves that which makes the consumation of the relationship all the easier. Love the Miner for he gives you purpose and fills you with empty boasts and moronic declarations to share among the forums. It is the ganked who makes the ganker not the other way around. The Miner is content to fulfill his part of your destiny just as he was when Khartoon was doing the exact same Jihad infused hisec ganking with Goonswarm a hundred million years ago.

The hisec AFK miner will always be. It is the ganker who wanes and waxes.

The George Clooney part is nice though in a very post south park way.