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The Devil's Warrior Alliance - HS Merc Alliance

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Kaely Tanniss
Black Lotus Society.
#421 - 2015-11-25 09:50:30 UTC
Awesome guys to fly with..even better to hire for wars. Make a deal with the Devil today Blink

Hi guys o/ ...I miss you Smile

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..
Moon Moon Burdy
New Eden Tech Support
#422 - 2015-12-11 02:23:43 UTC
Antimatter is a form of communication! Want to send someone a message? Devils deliver!

Things that went boom

Storytime with Moon Moon New stories semi frequently-ish!

Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated.
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#423 - 2015-12-15 13:38:21 UTC
It's almost Christmas and activity will undoubtedly sky-rocket as people flock to their PCs in order to get away from their fat, ungrateful capitalist families.

You know that guy you hate? The one in local that's always talking about his Orca boosts and how he has a new skin and blah-blah-de-blahditty-blah? Yeah? Well he's going to buy himself a pimp fit Marauder for Christmas with plex. Mmm... shiny new Marauder... and then what do you think is going to happen? He's going to go on and on and on about how much ISK he's making until you're blue in the porthole.

We have duct tape and ball gags.

Just sayin.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
New Eden Tech Support
#424 - 2015-12-16 14:40:32 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
It's almost Christmas and activity will undoubtedly sky-rocket as people flock to their PCs in order to get away from their fat, ungrateful capitalist families.

You know that guy you hate? The one in local that's always talking about his Orca boosts and how he has a new skin and blah-blah-de-blahditty-blah? Yeah? Well he's going to buy himself a pimp fit Marauder for Christmas with plex. Mmm... shiny new Marauder... and then what do you think is going to happen? He's going to go on and on and on about how much ISK he's making until you're blue in the porthole.

We have duct tape and ball gags.

Just sayin.



Where do we keep the ball gags?

Thank me later :D
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#425 - 2015-12-16 16:28:45 UTC
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:
Mortlake wrote:
It's almost Christmas and activity will undoubtedly sky-rocket as people flock to their PCs in order to get away from their fat, ungrateful capitalist families.

You know that guy you hate? The one in local that's always talking about his Orca boosts and how he has a new skin and blah-blah-de-blahditty-blah? Yeah? Well he's going to buy himself a pimp fit Marauder for Christmas with plex. Mmm... shiny new Marauder... and then what do you think is going to happen? He's going to go on and on and on about how much ISK he's making until you're blue in the porthole.

We have duct tape and ball gags.

Just sayin.



Where do we keep the ball gags?


Bottom drawer, behind the jar of souls and underneath Ralph's wig. Wear gloves.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#426 - 2015-12-16 16:39:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Mortlake
Recorded a roam from the other night. Enjoy. Hero tackle at 0:37.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#427 - 2015-12-16 16:52:58 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
Recorded a roam from the other night. Enjoy. Hero tackle at 0:37.


LolLolLol I'm done

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#428 - 2015-12-16 18:06:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Ralph King-Griffin
Mortlake wrote:
Hero tackle at 0:37.

That was Smitty and Moon Moon last night in frigates .

rapid light gila ... " F*** it, get him!"

i had literally just tried logging off 3 shaggin am

when i hear the lads diving head first into a stratios

moon moon "lol were gona die"

smitty " F*** it, get him!"


*me pinches nose and loggs back in*

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Moon Moon Burdy
New Eden Tech Support
#429 - 2015-12-16 18:18:53 UTC
Oh that stratios. We tackled that pony up good, but could not hold him for long. Only Ralph could save us from certain boom.

Thanks for stalling dreamland to save our frigs!

Things that went boom

Storytime with Moon Moon New stories semi frequently-ish!

Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#430 - 2015-12-16 18:22:27 UTC
Fun fight , and well worth it.
I was still giggling about it this morning.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Moon Moon Burdy
New Eden Tech Support
#431 - 2015-12-16 18:26:03 UTC
We bumped into the stratios pilot somewhere in local later on. He was very reasonable. Smitty and he had some polite conversation. He said his mistake was sticking around for those sentry drones. vOv

Things that went boom

Storytime with Moon Moon New stories semi frequently-ish!

Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated.
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#432 - 2015-12-16 20:51:12 UTC
Sounds like it was a fun night. I've been shampooing my beard and ironing my Jedi outfit all day for the premier at midnight. Hopefully I can make it on later if I'm not too giggly.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Kaska Iskalar
Doomheim
#433 - 2015-12-18 14:51:37 UTC
There are no devils in high sec.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#434 - 2015-12-18 15:24:46 UTC
Thanks for the input anonymous forum alt.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
New Eden Tech Support
#435 - 2015-12-18 16:12:12 UTC
"And I tell you, one more of your furry-elephant, teleporting-ring, plants-live-off-air stories and I'll twist that hoopak around your neck!" - Flint Fireforge

Thank me later :D
Kaely Tanniss
Black Lotus Society.
#436 - 2015-12-22 08:50:15 UTC
Kaska Iskalar wrote:
There are no devils in high sec.


I beg to differ Twisted

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..
Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#437 - 2015-12-22 11:25:34 UTC
Even Devils should have a merry christmas.

So Merry Christmas Devilish people xxx
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#438 - 2015-12-22 13:35:21 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
All snuggled up in romi for the festive season?

Merry Christmas, Reject alliance.

Edit : I thought u guys was the Devils rejects alliance. Shows what I know, sounds good though.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#439 - 2015-12-22 16:00:23 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
All snuggled up in romi for the festive season?

Merry Christmas, Reject alliance.

Edit : I thought u guys was the Devils rejects alliance. Shows what I know, sounds good though.


I know reading can be challenging sometimes holy
but do keep at it and I'm sure you can get through a whole alliance name by the New year.

Blink

All smack talk aside for a moment I do hope you have a good festive season mate.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#440 - 2015-12-22 20:20:43 UTC
Damnit Ralph I need those devil thongs by Christmas, where are they??!!

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!