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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Citricioni
#6141 - 2015-07-16 11:28:39 UTC
Trekk'ar wrote:
Great. **** it up for EUTZ... again.


EU Prime is in 5-7 hours? Something you are doing wrong :D

The only people who are rly ******, are Australians :'D
RockStar NRG
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#6142 - 2015-07-16 11:29:46 UTC
Here we Go again offline.. Vip mode... Offline... Vip mode... offline and they even failed to creat another DT troll thread Big smile

Electrique Wizard
Mutually Lucrative Business Proposals
#6143 - 2015-07-16 11:31:05 UTC
Server is in VIP mode but I'm not able to log on. Should I create a support ticket or submit a bug report?

I am the Zodiac, I am the stars, You are the sorceress, my priestess of Mars, Queen of the night, swathed in satin black, Your ivory flesh upon my torture rack.

Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#6144 - 2015-07-16 11:31:11 UTC
Citricioni wrote:
The only people who are rly ******, are Australians :'D

You know us well.
RockStar NRG
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#6145 - 2015-07-16 11:31:29 UTC
Lets see if we can get this thread to 600 pages today shall we!
Viruk Johnny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6146 - 2015-07-16 11:31:48 UTC
RockStar NRG wrote:
Here we Go again offline.. Vip mode... Offline... Vip mode... offline and they even failed to creat another DT troll thread Big smile



They're looking for just the right gif to put in there.
JackMarston
Swedish Fail Army
#6147 - 2015-07-16 11:32:29 UTC  |  Edited by: JackMarston
oh noes.........pls not today,pretty please? last day before i go away for a week............

**thank you :))
evolution666
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#6148 - 2015-07-16 11:34:03 UTC
It's ALIVE!!!!
Amak Boma
Dragon Factory
xX SERENITY Xx
#6149 - 2015-07-16 11:44:18 UTC
it died
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#6150 - 2015-07-16 11:47:12 UTC
Drachos Zanixare wrote:
it is now 5:27 pm here and this whole downtime started early this morning, is there any estimate as to when this will get fixed?
and I hope it will be fixed soon, and if not then how do I cancel my account and get money back for unpaid months of usage that I cannot use cause your server is allways down, can you answer me this please? thanks...


You've made one whole post in your Eve career, and this was it, right after a dev post indicating the problem is now resolved. I had to chuckle at the irony and give you your first like for such a perfectly timed, selfish failpost.

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Captain Robert Rabbit-Fleet
Rabbit's Mining Fleet Eaters Inc
The Peacekeeper Federation
#6151 - 2015-07-16 12:04:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Captain Robert Rabbit-Fleet
is ccp gona give us a bonus sp or an extra day of membership to the ones that pay usd sence the server was down for a while
Ab'del Abu
Atlantis Ascendant
#6152 - 2015-07-16 12:25:58 UTC
Captain Robert Rabbit-Fleet wrote:
is ccp gona give us a bonus sp or an extra day of membership to the ones that pay usd sence the server was down for a while


I highly doubt that.
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#6153 - 2015-07-16 12:29:56 UTC
CCP Masterplan wrote:
"This one time, on patch day..."

Best dev sig ever.

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I predicted FAUXs

Leliana Cami Cotte
Daylight's Burning
#6154 - 2015-07-16 13:31:03 UTC
Lucius Saturninus wrote:
Has there been any talk of naming this event? For future reference. Something like "The Aegis Flaw of 2015"?


Fozzie's Revenge:

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000101785/polls_300px_Fozzie_Season_1_1413_327851_answer_3_xlarge.jpeg

Well they did name the release after him....

Lookie, I found where to edit my Signature!

Labaianoch
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6155 - 2015-07-16 14:34:03 UTC
Good lord... Confirming I never want to be a server admin or network engineer for an MMO.

Reading this thread, as a former customer care agent for a cable provider and later desktop support for an IT firm, I could think of a whole lot of creative ways to make fun of the complainers but I'll just say this;

Go outside. Please. Go outside. I don't care if its raining or snowing or 120 degree heat (Fahrenheit, coz 'murica) , please step away and go do something with your lives for a day.


"But my cable was out for a whole day!"

So was every body else's within 100 miles. Your bill broken down for one day is about $4.80. You want cash or credit?

Hang in there CCP staff. Some of us feel your pain.
Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#6156 - 2015-07-16 14:37:32 UTC
Labaianoch wrote:
Good lord... Confirming I never want to be a server admin or network engineer for an MMO.

Reading this thread, as a former customer care agent for a cable provider and later desktop support for an IT firm, I could think of a whole lot of creative ways to make fun of the complainers but I'll just say this;

Go outside. Please. Go outside. I don't care if its raining or snowing or 120 degree heat (Fahrenheit, coz 'murica) , please step away and go do something with your lives for a day.


"But my cable was out for a whole day!"

So was every body else's within 100 miles. Your bill broken down for one day is about $4.80. You want cash or credit?

Hang in there CCP staff. Some of us feel your pain.

I want to write an MMO just so I can tell carebears to deal with it, grow balls or get lost! Lol

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

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Dawn'of'the'DeAd
Trust Doesn't Rust
Goonswarm Federation
#6157 - 2015-07-16 14:53:01 UTC
ccp when u gonna put singularity back on cos i relly need to test a ship !!XXX
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#6158 - 2015-07-16 19:51:39 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
Done cleaning. Gonna go soak my eyes for a bit.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department

Enya Sparhawk
Black Tea and Talons
#6159 - 2015-07-16 22:12:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Enya Sparhawk
LOL When worlds collide...
Makes for some interesting reading... I hope.

Everything nowadays is a learning tool...

(Didn't I tell you this was going to be expected?)

(Hmm, definitely sounds like something I would tell you...)

Fíorghrá: Grá na fírinne

Maireann croí éadrom i bhfad.

Bíonn súil le muir ach ní bhíonn súil le tír.

Is maith an scéalaí an aimsir.

When the lost ships of Greece finally return home...

Saisin
Chao3's Rogue Operatives Corp
#6160 - 2015-07-17 00:01:18 UTC
War Kitten wrote:
Drachos Zanixare wrote:
it is now 5:27 pm here and this whole downtime started early this morning, is there any estimate as to when this will get fixed?
and I hope it will be fixed soon, and if not then how do I cancel my account and get money back for unpaid months of usage that I cannot use cause your server is allways down, can you answer me this please? thanks...


You've made one whole post in your Eve career, and this was it, right after a dev post indicating the problem is now resolved. I had to chuckle at the irony and give you your first like for such a perfectly timed, selfish failpost.

lol, I was wondering where that like came from... he did seem like a guy liking himself.

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