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The official I'm breaking up with you thread - from poster above

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Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#141 - 2014-07-07 17:30:27 UTC
*Picard voice*

Get off my bridge.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Nose' Feliciano
#142 - 2014-07-07 18:46:31 UTC
It's not you...it's me. I'm sorry but I'm just not into small noses. Sad

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#143 - 2014-07-07 21:26:31 UTC
Nose' Feliciano wrote:
It's not you...it's me. I'm sorry but I'm just not into small noses. Sad


It's not me.... it's you. I'm sorry, but you're just not into small noses. Sad

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#144 - 2014-07-08 15:39:34 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Nose' Feliciano wrote:
It's not you...it's me. I'm sorry but I'm just not into small noses. Sad


It's not me.... it's you. I'm sorry, but you're just not into small noses. Sad


If only you'd bought a permit, I could overlook your small nose.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#145 - 2014-07-08 16:39:54 UTC
I've purchased 36 permits in the last two weeks. I'm finding it difficult to believe "they're lost in the mail".

The bank told me you cashed them. ALL of them.

How can I trust you to look out for my best interests???

We're done.









I need to bust rocks....

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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#146 - 2014-07-08 16:42:22 UTC
Goooood news my friend.........no.

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#147 - 2014-07-09 05:36:10 UTC
I'm breaking up with you for the latest in pleasure drone technology: The Love-O-Matic 5000!

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

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Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#148 - 2014-07-09 06:00:16 UTC
HELLO.

Thank you for your purchase of your Love-O-Matic 5000.

I am fully functional in the following areas: spending your ISK on World Cup bets (go Brazil!), shopping in Jita, taking your cats on a pleasant walk, shampooing your Fedos, and tickling jump clones (not too vigorously).

Hm? You needed what? I'm so sorry. The Love-O-Matic 5000 is anatomically incorrect, and has no feelings. May I suggest you look into the Love-O-Matic 6000 which can provide these functions for you?

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
ISD Decoy
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#149 - 2014-07-09 11:09:59 UTC
It's not you, it's me.

ISD Decoy

Captain

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Interstellar Services Department
Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#150 - 2014-07-09 11:15:43 UTC
Look, I keep telling you to stay out of my hair coloring, Waldo.

Yea, I dont care if you want to be called 'Decoy', stay out of my hair coloring.

Better yet, just go. Yea, yea, I get it, it's you. Just.....go.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#151 - 2014-07-09 11:16:40 UTC
Sorry, but it just feels like there is no soul in our relationship.

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Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#152 - 2014-07-09 11:21:31 UTC
There's no soul because you keep CONSUMING them!!

Despite you being hot....

and coffee motivated....

I see very little future in 'us'.

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Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#153 - 2014-07-10 11:43:19 UTC
I thought this could work, but I'm way too self-absorbed to share my life with anyone else.

Bring your possibles.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#154 - 2014-07-10 11:49:22 UTC
This doesn't work when both of us want to be the one with the whip.

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#155 - 2014-07-10 11:56:55 UTC
thats my spot...get out.

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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#156 - 2014-07-10 12:05:22 UTC
Not anymore.

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Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari
End of Life
#157 - 2014-07-10 12:10:51 UTC
My bum is just not feeling the love from you anymore. You just don't spank me enough. I'm sorry, goodbye.

Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#158 - 2014-07-10 13:43:54 UTC
Many think of us as a good match, but they don't seem to realize the problems we have. Somebody needs to pick up that whip, and it just doesn't seem like it's going to happen, so I'm gonna go put it down in front of other people.

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#159 - 2014-07-10 13:52:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
I'm sorry, but it seems we just don't want the same things in life. I wanted you to give me all of your isk and ships. But over time, I'm learned that you don't share that goal. I'm afraid our long-term dreams and aspirations just aren't compatible. Good-bye....
Jeremy Fischer1
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#160 - 2014-07-16 12:10:43 UTC
What we did last night was fun, but so later.