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[MERC] The Marmite Collective

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VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#2201 - 2013-08-17 19:05:23 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
Danalee wrote:
I'll just put this here for you all to know who exactly is butthurt and how hard;

VegasMirage wrote:
the short of it is I'm happy with Marmite because it offers the working man a place to unwind, have some fun playing a game and then log off...

Gotta give props when they're deserved. Tora and Zeus both have done a great job at wholesaling death and destruction.

To be fair, what Tora's done has never been done and is not being done afaik. No fees to corp members or personal members. You keep all the loot you shoot. No expectations for fleet engagements. The overall gross isk destroyed is so high nearing the trillion mark every month so that when a member looses a silly fit faction ship it doesn't skew the alliance efficiency.

To my knowledge, The 0rphanage only had 15-20 wars on at any one time. Maybe Privateers back in the day when they basically broke the game from war dec'ing all of eve, but for the most part Tora provides a fun, safe, mature environment that many enjoy.

Some of us don't have the time to come home from work, take care of a family, run a business and then play the long strategy game play required of null sec, or wait for 2 hours on a titan bridge to fight in TiDi for 6 hours. How many times after a fight in null sec do you hear guys say, "I had to go, so I just logged off in space with agression and hoped for the best."

Wormhole game play takes a lot of time also. Marmite offer the working man a place to unwind, have some fun playing a game and then log off.

There is a downside to this "Walmart of War" strategy, it becomes less personal and raging wanker tears become harder to come by.

I know you have fun at PL, but I also know you would enjoy blazing through hi sec and seeing a war target in every other system. It would give you wood.


The source of your tears is recorded for ever, Vegasmerage. Please proceed.
you have been humilated so many times from your own actions it's pathetic. You have now been entered into the "Reetaard's hall of Fame" along with Saeger, dazzz right and others.

Goodluck with the rest of your life, you'll need it.

D.

Bear


Tora got played and let all my spais and alts in... What's sad is how most of your members knew what I was doing b/c I told them while I was in Marmite... nobody told Tora, including you (you were always too drunk to comprehend whats going on). Fail.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#2202 - 2013-08-17 19:08:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
VegasMirage wrote:

Tora got played and let all my spais and alts in... What's sad is how most of your members knew what I was doing b/c I told them while I was in Marmite... nobody told Tora. Fail.


Did it ever pop into your thick skull that everyone was/is laughing with your impotence?
Are you now seriously saying the bromance epos you wrote screaming your love for Tora and the Marmites was all part of some masterplan?

Sad, sad little doggie...

D.

Bear

Edit because you rageposted so fast you had to edit even more Cool
VegasMirage wrote:
you were always too drunk to comprehend whats going on


That's it? When will you be sending me mails saying how sorry you are and I'm your buddy and you want me?
Let me refresh your clouded memory;
Sorry bout that bud, didn't mean to get rl mixed up in this game...
I hope you're having fun playing the part of "Baghdad Danalee" b/c your reverse propoganda is hilarious
When its all over and done with you have a job as our Head Forum Troll and welcome to join our corp.

Early signs of alcoholism include black-out drinking or a drastic change in demeanor while drinking, such as consistently becoming angry or violent. Soooo... Right back at ya. And if you must know, it's been 4 weeks since I've had a drink and that was on a wedding party. Big smile

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#2203 - 2013-08-17 19:22:36 UTC
Danalee wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:

Tora got played and let all my spais and alts in... What's sad is how most of your members knew what I was doing b/c I told them while I was in Marmite... nobody told Tora. Fail.


Did it ever pop into your thick skull that everyone was/is laughing with your impotence?
Are you now seriously saying the bromance epos you wrote screaming your love for Tora and the Marmites was all part of some masterplan?

Sad, sad little doggie...

D.

Bear

Edit because you rageposted so fast you had to edit even more Cool
VegasMirage wrote:
you were always too drunk to comprehend whats going on


That's it? When will you be sending me mails saying how sorry you are and I'm your buddy and you want me?
Let me refresh your clouded memory;
Sorry bout that bud, didn't mean to get rl mixed up in this game...
I hope you're having fun playing the part of "Baghdad Danalee" b/c your reverse propoganda is hilarious
When its all over and done with you have a job as our Head Forum Troll and welcome to join our corp.

Early signs of alcoholism include black-out drinking or a drastic change in demeanor while drinking, such as consistently becoming angry or violent. Soooo... Right back at ya. And if you must know, it's been 4 weeks since I've had a drink and that was on a wedding party. Big smile


I've done worse to get turds like you where you're at now. Hate the game, not the player.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#2204 - 2013-08-17 19:25:38 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
Danalee wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:

Tora got played and let all my spais and alts in... What's sad is how most of your members knew what I was doing b/c I told them while I was in Marmite... nobody told Tora. Fail.


Did it ever pop into your thick skull that everyone was/is laughing with your impotence?
Are you now seriously saying the bromance epos you wrote screaming your love for Tora and the Marmites was all part of some masterplan?

Sad, sad little doggie...

D.

Bear

Edit because you rageposted so fast you had to edit even more Cool
VegasMirage wrote:
you were always too drunk to comprehend whats going on


That's it? When will you be sending me mails saying how sorry you are and I'm your buddy and you want me?
Let me refresh your clouded memory;
Sorry bout that bud, didn't mean to get rl mixed up in this game...
I hope you're having fun playing the part of "Baghdad Danalee" b/c your reverse propoganda is hilarious
When its all over and done with you have a job as our Head Forum Troll and welcome to join our corp.

Early signs of alcoholism include black-out drinking or a drastic change in demeanor while drinking, such as consistently becoming angry or violent. Soooo... Right back at ya. And if you must know, it's been 4 weeks since I've had a drink and that was on a wedding party. Big smile


I've done worse to get turds like you where you're at now. Hate the game, not the player.


Aww man, here I was thinking we were best buds... Cry (Get help, you need it)

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#2205 - 2013-08-17 19:37:02 UTC
Danalee wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:
Danalee wrote:
VegasMirage wrote:

Tora got played and let all my spais and alts in... What's sad is how most of your members knew what I was doing b/c I told them while I was in Marmite... nobody told Tora. Fail.


Did it ever pop into your thick skull that everyone was/is laughing with your impotence?
Are you now seriously saying the bromance epos you wrote screaming your love for Tora and the Marmites was all part of some masterplan?

Sad, sad little doggie...

D.

Bear

Edit because you rageposted so fast you had to edit even more Cool
VegasMirage wrote:
you were always too drunk to comprehend whats going on


That's it? When will you be sending me mails saying how sorry you are and I'm your buddy and you want me?
Let me refresh your clouded memory;
Sorry bout that bud, didn't mean to get rl mixed up in this game...
I hope you're having fun playing the part of "Baghdad Danalee" b/c your reverse propoganda is hilarious
When its all over and done with you have a job as our Head Forum Troll and welcome to join our corp.

Early signs of alcoholism include black-out drinking or a drastic change in demeanor while drinking, such as consistently becoming angry or violent. Soooo... Right back at ya. And if you must know, it's been 4 weeks since I've had a drink and that was on a wedding party. Big smile


I've done worse to get turds like you where you're at now. Hate the game, not the player.


Aww man, here I was thinking we were best buds... Cry (Get help, you need it)

D.

Bear


How about you try harder stop copying people's content and come up with your own?

Then, we might have fun this summer.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#2206 - 2013-08-17 19:41:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Bump, because we are getting somewhere

D.

Bear

EDIT: Quoting <> Copying

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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#2207 - 2013-08-17 19:52:30 UTC
Vegas is excited you can tell. Get that boy a case of twinkies, a jug of pepsi, and his favorite blow-up doll....STAT!!
Roll

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#2208 - 2013-08-17 20:27:04 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Minmatar Citizen160812 wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Domineren wrote:
Id love to derail this thread but it seems to be impossible...so how about that pacific rim movie? I heard it was good


Pacific rim was a good watch. Reccomended for those with computers in the shop.


Alcohol, violence and electronics don't mix Holey. What ya do throw it out the window this time?


If i was still drinking, there would have been violence on electronics. As it is, my comp is fixed and it only cost my soul, and 150 bucks.

http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww99/benjaroo3/smashedcomputer_2.jpg


Wow, you've come a long way from having your corp stolen and raging in epic drunken fashion for everyone. I was wondering what happened when I saw you made a level headed decision to drop out of The Termite Colony. It really is a shame they went downhill so fast.



.....and who names a character Cobra5665? Was superD3ath5nak3 taken?
the sybian
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2209 - 2013-08-17 20:57:23 UTC
Vegas its a game lighten up and send in your app to my school when you are ready to begin, we have limited spaces in the school. We do focus on fun and I sense you could use some fun in this game
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#2210 - 2013-08-17 21:02:45 UTC
the sybian wrote:
Vegas its a game lighten up and send in your app to my school when you are ready to begin, we have limited spaces in the school. We do focus on fun and I sense you could use some fun in this game


why not start with your alliance leaders, teach em how to fit ships, then you can help your mates like Danalee

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19252395 (while you were posting on the forums Kypp was dying at a gate)

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19059647 (his infamous sleipner fit)

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19237840 (Danalee was sitting at zero posting on the forums while this happened)

So, you're hilarious your alliance is a "Troll PVP Crew" that offers all of Eve loads of lolz.

Enter you... challenge to change it. Goodluck.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

the sybian
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2211 - 2013-08-17 21:06:42 UTC
your logi assited kb is far worse but I am not talking down at you, rather I am here to help where it is needed most
VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#2212 - 2013-08-17 21:07:56 UTC
the sybian wrote:
your logi assited kb is far worse but I am not talking down at you, rather I am here to help where it is needed most


cry harder, please

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Comrade Answers
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2213 - 2013-08-17 21:09:19 UTC
I hereby declare that the Infiltrator of the Summer award goes to VegasQueen.

According to Marmite players, during his tenure as a Marmite, Vegas lost faction fitted ships and cried on comms so effectively, that nobody suspected it was all part of a grandiose scheme. Eventually, after being booted from the alliance, Vegas revealed that this was all part of his master plan. Accounts vary on how much isk Vegas lost, or the amount of knee pad wearing he did while in Alliance, but it appears to have been worth it.

At least because Vegas comes here several times a day to claim that it was, and that his degenerative failure was actually an intentional success.

I am also told Vegas engineered the implosion of Whores in Space, thus allowing UMAD and Rebirth to have a go at Marmites. And he crafted a set of synthetic balls for the Devil's Warriors Alliance who were complete non-players on the scene until recently. I am told the balls only work whenever they have at least two other alliances backing them up in local.

VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#2214 - 2013-08-17 21:11:42 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
inb4 Comrade Answers writes another short story and attempts relevance

oh too late!

well since you're bringing out the STAT BOOKS!

in 3 weeks, We destroyed over 36 billion isk combined and 12 billion by ourselves (I think that's a record bru) and forced the CEO of a corp to leave Marmite

and, shed light on what a charade Marmite has been all along... what else

oh, we been killing **** daily and enjoying our summer lolz while you spend all your time doing what? Exactly.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

the sybian
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2215 - 2013-08-17 21:19:02 UTC
my posts have all been positive reinforcement posts aimed at raising skills and spirits in eve, you have to believe in yourself that you can grow and improve Big smile
Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#2216 - 2013-08-17 21:39:39 UTC
Lordy lordy... the little fella is gonna pop a vein soon!

VegasMirage wrote:
in 3 weeks, We destroyed over 36 billion isk combined and 12 billion by ourselves (I think that's a record bru)

Fact: We kill that daily. I think THAT's a record.
And when you say we killed 26 bil but 12 bil ourselves, what do you mean? Your group got on 12 bil worth of killmails... wow, golfclap.

VegasMirage wrote:

and, shed light on what a charade Marmite has been all along... what else

Don't make me link your loveletters again


VegasMirage wrote:

oh, we been killing **** daily and enjoying our summer lolz while you spend all your time doing what? Exactly.

Only because you say it doesn't make it true, love. Try harder to hide your rage.

Forced the CEO of a corp to leave Marmite? Keep talking and you were behind the 9/11 thingy in a bit, right?

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#2217 - 2013-08-17 21:55:11 UTC  |  Edited by: VegasMirage
jesus somebody just sent me these killmails, reminding me of how fail Tora and his crew were...

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12743604

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12743495

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12743812

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12505997

ahh it's nice to have killmails and not LOSSMAILS

@ Danalee learn to read a war report,,, while you're learning to fit ships maybe?

and the CEO's convo was linked , how's that work then? Like talking to a wall with you,,, is that you're strategy then.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#2218 - 2013-08-17 22:06:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Yes, yes, talking with me is like talking to a wall...

If you use 2 different amounts both referring to 'we' as the destroyers of these ships, it tends to confuse people.
My fits are perfectly fine, you or any of your cronies hasn't killed a single one of them just yet.
We had bets running on when the tomato was going to drop and once it did the CEO got removed/removed himself from his corp.
All the killmails in the world won't make you happy, remember all the killmails you had with marmites... aaah those were the days huh, but than you had to be a dramaqueen and got your lilly ass booted....

You failed, you fail and will fail again, trendspotting is easy with guys like you.

D.

Bear

Also, those killmails are from even before you weaseled your way into Marmite, all "solo" kills? wtf?

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#2219 - 2013-08-17 22:18:12 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Yes, yes, talking with me is like talking to a wall...

If you use 2 different amounts both referring to 'we' as the destroyers of these ships, it tends to confuse people.
My fits are perfectly fine, you or any of your cronies hasn't killed a single one of them just yet.
We had bets running on when the tomato was going to drop and once it did the CEO got removed/removed himself from his corp.
All the killmails in the world won't make you happy, remember all the killmails you had with marmites... aaah those were the days huh, but than you had to be a dramaqueen and got your lilly ass booted....

You failed, you fail and will fail again, trendspotting is easy with guys like you.

D.

Bear

Also, those killmails are from even before you weaseled your way into Marmite, all "solo" kills? wtf?


I dont even

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#2220 - 2013-08-17 22:21:08 UTC
VegasMirage wrote:
inb4 Comrade Answers writes another short story and attempts relevance

oh too late!

well since you're bringing out the STAT BOOKS!

in 3 weeks, We destroyed over 36 billion isk combined and 12 billion by ourselves (I think that's a record bru) and forced the CEO of a corp to leave Marmite

and, shed light on what a charade Marmite has been all along... what else

oh, we been killing **** daily and enjoying our summer lolz while you spend all your time doing what? Exactly.


Your funny in that same 3 week period I killed nearly the same on my own and I didn't even try.
As to you forcing a CEO to leave lol get over yourself you did nothing of the sort.