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[MERC] The Marmite Collective

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Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#661 - 2013-04-23 02:03:04 UTC
Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:
Example of how bad I am at smack talk.


My god...that's 60 seconds of my life I'll never get back. I know I'm bad at smack talk, but damn son, you take the cake.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance

Powers Sa
#662 - 2013-04-23 07:33:29 UTC
go lose another arty hyperion about it

Do you like winning t2 frigs and dictors for Dirt Cheap?https://eveninggames.net/register/ref/dQddmNgyLhFBqNJk

Remeber: Gambling addiction is no laughing matter unless you've lost a vast space fortune on the internet.

Sir Marksalot
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#663 - 2013-04-23 07:39:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Sir Marksalot
"Hey guys I think this goon might go outside crazy right?"

Thanks for the evemail/jita/forum spam about me bro.

Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:


Keep playin that ukelele "sirmarksalot"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exnmZUEf6Uo&feature=share&list=UU04Wn0x9DgX4QH8vNCgFzSg <--- Sirmarksalot youtube channel


Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
Your google skills are exquisite. I fail to see how that is relevant to EVE or this thread?

They're really mad that they were there to protect Jita, but by a ~small omission~ they failed to stop half a trillion of damage being done.

Cause they're highsec mercs, see, and they're able to stop people from going to Jita. Notice how all their chest beating stopped once we popped a couple of their T3s and then they only undocked in T1 ships to get on GCC mails.

So instead you're seeing his withering character assassination of SirMarksalot. I'm not sure how he'll sleep knowing people know he has musical talent.



you sir have not even seen the BEGINNING of character assasination. BEHOLD, i bring you "Chat with a Goonie" name of course withheld but we all know which one our fans it is *wink wink*


"Chat with a Goonie!" by Kris
From: Kristopher Rocancourt
Sent: 2013.04.22 23:21
To: The Marmite Collective,

I decided to make amends [and possibly manlove] with one of our C&P forum hater goonies.

Enjoy!
Kris





[23:04:42] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld > Hi!
[23:04:44] Kristopher Rocancourt > y umad
[23:04:49] Kristopher Rocancourt > y
[23:04:54] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld > didn't know I was
[23:04:55] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> welp
[23:04:58]CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> there goes my mood
[23:05:00] Kristopher Rocancourt > so much butthurt.
[23:05:14] Kristopher Rocancourt > its a game. no need for the butts to get all hurty
[23:05:22]CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld > I'm not the one who killed your ~arty hyperion~ that everyone talks about
[23:05:27] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> so...
[23:05:34] Kristopher Rocancourt > i feel like a celebrity
[23:05:43] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld > why
[23:05:57] Kristopher Rocancourt > its quite flattering, im starting a whole new trend of Artyperion pwnage
[23:06:20] Kristopher Rocancourt > coming soon to a TV near you!
[23:06:31] Kristopher Rocancourt > i am going to star in a reality TV show
[23:06:54] Kristopher Rocancourt > want to guest star?
[23:06:55] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> ok
[23:07:06]CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> can we touch di*ks on tv? EDITED FOR CLEANLINESS BY KRIS
[23:07:31] Kristopher Rocancourt > ok im going to wear um..... white spandex, and be the host, you can be my sidekick
[23:07:51] Kristopher Rocancourt > you have to wear. um pink psandex
[23:08:06] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> i'm down
[23:08:15] Kristopher Rocancourt > whats your show name going to be?
[23:08:23] Kristopher Rocancourt > mine is um.
[23:08:29] Kristopher Rocancourt > Kris!
[23:08:41] Kristopher Rocancourt > but you have to say the exlamation point
[23:08:54] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld > xXxSePhIrOtHSSJ420xXx W33D4LYFE Power Hour
[23:09:36] Kristopher Rocancourt > you can be, Marky Mark and play your little ukelele
[23:09:40] Kristopher Rocancourt > www.youtube.com/watch?v=exnmZUEf6Uo&list=UU04Wn0x9DgX4QH8vNCgFzSg&index=2
[23:10:00] Kristopher Rocancourt > you sure are good at the ukelele
[23:10:12] Kristopher Rocancourt > but you have a poop mark of hair under your chin
[23:10:15]CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld > not me, but I'll take credit
[23:10:23] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> dude can skate and has bad goatee
[23:10:26] Kristopher Rocancourt > lies, ill keep your secret safe
[23:10:41] Kristopher Rocancourt > Uncle Kris is good at secrets
[23:10:51] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld > http:/ SUSPECT PORNO SITE DELETED BY KRIS
[23:11:03] Kristopher Rocancourt > i promise i wont tell anyone about your ukelele videos
[23:11:10] Kristopher Rocancourt > MUCH
[23:11:11] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> vOv
[23:11:21] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld > go hog wild bro
[23:12:02] Kristopher Rocancourt > your singing voice is not what one would expect from a hardass goonie
[23:12:13]CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld > *lardass
[23:12:19] Kristopher Rocancourt > shoot me for a while
[23:12:24] Kristopher Rocancourt > i need stimulation
[23:12:47] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> I was hoping someone would shoot me, but once I undocked all the WTs docked/warped
[23:12:47] Kristopher Rocancourt > by the way our show....?
[23:12:48]CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> welp
[23:12:59] Kristopher Rocancourt > its 60/40
[23:13:24] Kristopher Rocancourt > seeing you are the sidekick
[23:13:49] Kristopher Rocancourt > i hope you understand
[23:14:06] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> k
[23:14:16] Kristopher Rocancourt > and you need to also fly a arty hyperion with me into the sun during closing credits
[23:14:28] Kristopher Rocancourt > i fly the hyp, you fly a vifil
[23:14:30]CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld PvP
[23:14:32] Kristopher Rocancourt > vigil
[23:14:43] CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld> I try to emulate the hyperion
[23:14:48] Kristopher Rocancourt > no not a vigil.. a PROBE
[23:15:08] Kristopher Rocancourt > i fly my resurected hyp you orbit me 500 in a probe
[23:15:18] Kristopher Rocancourt > and we go toward the sunset
[23:15:21] Kristopher Rocancourt > k?
[23:17:03]CuteLittleGoonieNameWithheld > sure
[23:19:00] Kristopher Rocancourt > what should our theme song be?
[23:19:05] Kristopher Rocancourt > SOMETHING ROMANTIC
[23:19:43] Kristopher Rocancourt > ill be like Patrick Swayze, and you can be.... like Don Knotts
[23:20:10] Kristopher Rocancourt > anyway toots i gotta log, *kisses*





<3



~quote so you can't edit~
Sir Marksalot
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#664 - 2013-04-23 07:39:26 UTC
lol, arty hyperion
Andski
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#665 - 2013-04-23 07:48:06 UTC
well that's an uncreative banme

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#666 - 2013-04-23 10:46:30 UTC
Powers Sa wrote:
go lose another arty hyperion about it


We'll talk after we reach 200B .... Blink

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

culo duro
Masonic Guard
Evictus.
#667 - 2013-04-23 11:28:43 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Powers Sa wrote:
go lose another arty hyperion about it


We'll talk after we reach 200B .... Blink


careful what you wish for.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#668 - 2013-04-23 12:43:25 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Powers Sa wrote:
go lose another arty hyperion about it


We'll talk after we reach 200B .... Blink

ZANE VOIDSTALKER wrote:
who said we were trying to protect jita rofl.

http://p0wnd.nl/kb/index.php/cc_detail/73/

now what do we have to be mad about?????

like i said before post weak trolls and tears below

Please do keep telling us how you're able to get on GCC killmails. We were all ready to chalk this one up as a success (570bil and climbing) but then you guys started target painting and aggressing our red nado's in your T1 thrashers 'n' **** and now it's a 50/50 thing whether we'll even have an alliance in 5 days time.

I mean, your gameplay is pretty much to just sit around and wait for us to do something naughty and then tell a 3rd party killboard about it.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

CCP Eterne
C C P
C C P Alliance
#669 - 2013-04-23 13:21:15 UTC
I have removed some trolling from this thread.

EVE Online/DUST 514 Community Representative ※ EVE Illuminati ※ Fiction Adept

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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#670 - 2013-04-23 15:06:56 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
CCP Eterne wrote:
I have removed some fapping trolls from this thread.



You just started removing trolling from threads? Good job eterne, but you got a lot of work to do. We're gonna face constant trolling because people hate us for vaporizing their shineys. From slave-filled pod to kronos's, we make it happen. So troll trolls, I'm the troll that took ur stuff.

So much drama, so little time....just check the killbaord. All answers will be found there.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Ustrello
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#671 - 2013-04-23 17:28:12 UTC
CCP Eterne wrote:
I have removed some trolling from this thread.


Why haven't all of marmites posts disappear yet?
ZANE VOIDSTALKER
Space Wizards.
Tactical Narcotics Team
#672 - 2013-04-23 18:48:31 UTC
wow are goons still on our forum. rofl just cant get enough of us i guess. how is war going for you??? let me refresh your memory since you just dont seem to get it .

so far were 644 kills to your 37 kills with a hundred billion more in dmg. LMFAO

null bears!!!!!!!!!!!

next you out number us a houndred to one.

AND YOU STILL HAD TO HIRE RVB TO HELP YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!

who ever made that call tell them thank you we liked extra kills rofl.

The funniest part about this is you idiots on page. please keep posting we sit around laughing outr ass off at you.


post weak trolls and tears below
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#673 - 2013-04-23 20:21:15 UTC
I only had time to spend about three minutes on this, and I couldn't take the time to re-paragraph it, but see: http://i.imgur.com/ZFHsanD.png for a mostly concise reason why you come across as a doofus.

(also we didn't hire RvB, that's ********)

But once more, you seem to think artificially making a number on a website is good gameplay. I'm not here to tell you how to play the game, just that most people pity this very basic level of involvement.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#674 - 2013-04-23 20:42:00 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
CCP Eterne wrote:
I have removed some fapping trolls from this thread.



You just started removing trolling from threads? Good job eterne, but you got a lot of work to do. We're gonna face constant trolling because people hate us for vaporizing their shineys. From slave-filled pod to kronos's, we make it happen. So troll trolls, I'm the troll that took ur stuff.

So much drama, so little time....just check the killbaord. All answers will be found there.


Kai86 used ot say something remarkably similar in tone and nature. And now look at him...his corp fell apart, he ragequit because he couldn't handle losses, he caused so much drama he was a laughingstock...

...Holy ****, Holeysheet is Kai86 2.0...

Leadership is something you learn. Maybe one day, you'll learn that.

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#675 - 2013-04-23 21:15:22 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Are you kidding anya? You were the kai lover. He was my protege
AND im much more eloquant and funny, and mature...just ask one of my imaginary friends, or something.
Arrogance isnt my thing...i was just pointing toward our impressive killbaord, thanks to our dedicated members. Grow up anya, and i aint starting a forum convo with you so thats it.
See what i said about trolls?

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#676 - 2013-04-23 21:18:31 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Are you kidding anya? You were the kai lover. He was my protege


...so what you're saying here is you have more shares to give to people. Right?

Leadership is something you learn. Maybe one day, you'll learn that.

Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#677 - 2013-04-23 21:59:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Kristopher Rocancourt
ZANE VOIDSTALKER wrote:
wow are goons still on our forum. rofl just cant get enough of us i guess. how is war going for you??? let me refresh your memory since you just dont seem to get it .

so far were 644 kills to your 37 kills with a hundred billion more in dmg. LMFAO

null bears!!!!!!!!!!!

next you out number us a houndred to one.

AND YOU STILL HAD TO HIRE RVB TO HELP YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!

who ever made that call tell them thank you we liked extra kills rofl.

The funniest part about this is you idiots on page. please keep posting we sit around laughing outr ass off at you.


post weak trolls and tears below



but Zane... you seem to forget. they KILLED A FAILFIT ARRTY HYPERION!
seems to be the only merit they can claim :)

i am glad to be able to provide the donation to them. they needed it.

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

ZANE VOIDSTALKER
Space Wizards.
Tactical Narcotics Team
#678 - 2013-04-23 22:54:10 UTC
omfg im laughing so hard i cant see straight.

did you really just correct someones grammer on a video game rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i understand now your the kid that took names when the teacher was out of the room right.

YOU FRIGGIN NERD!!!!!!!!!!

right now goons and rvb with 16000 people are losing a war to marmite with 176 people LMFAO

we have killed 653 of you to 37 loses.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP TRYING TO CORRECT GRAMMER AND LEARN TO FLY FOOL.

i can keep explaining this to you over and over i just cant help you understand it mate.

but i'm try... here goes

YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now come find me and correct that you friggin nerd





leave weak trolls and tears below
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#679 - 2013-04-23 23:02:49 UTC
Actually, he corrected your spelling and grammar on a forum. I highly doubt he'd take the time do it in game, as he'd be busy doing null sec things.

Also, very rarely do null sec entities "win" high sec wars. They generally just don't bother to care about high sec. While those freighters are good kills and worth touting about (I'd do it to, lets face it), the war itself just says you can kill stray null sec players in high sec, and generally around hubs. Good job! They were probably confused by all the neutrals in local.

You must play COD or Blops. I get the impression I'm reading something from there everytime you post.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance

Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#680 - 2013-04-23 23:27:15 UTC
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
Actually, he corrected your spelling and grammar on a forum. I highly doubt he'd take the time do it in game, as he'd be busy doing null sec things.

Also, very rarely do null sec entities "win" high sec wars. They generally just don't bother to care about high sec. While those freighters are good kills and worth touting about (I'd do it to, lets face it), the war itself just says you can kill stray null sec players in high sec, and generally around hubs. Good job! They were probably confused by all the neutrals in local.

You must play COD or Blops. I get the impression I'm reading something from there everytime you post.


Ask him about the time we killed his little brother's Domi Navy Issue and two Guardian alts, and big brother Zane came in to "save" him with a war dec but failed ust as bad as his brother.

Go on, ask him.

Leadership is something you learn. Maybe one day, you'll learn that.