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Hillbillageddon Season I
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Tiger Would
Doomheim
#321 - 2011-12-13 00:20:01 UTC
Galerak wrote:
Hulkageddon counter gank .... with 100 Velators and their single light drone!


http://eve.battleclinic.com/loadout/49120-Velator-123-dps-rookie-ship.html

That would be funny!

If you would like to enter this into the Hillbillageddon contest though, the counter gank should be the finale, not the primary prank.
You will need to make the Hulkageddon crews want to come to your AB.

Whatever you do sir, i do like your suggestion.

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#322 - 2011-12-13 00:29:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiger Would
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Tiger I think you should give consideration to using Tormentors instead of Bantams.

The mere name of that ship akin to what you are trying to achieve will surely help milk more tears.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/loadout/49100-Tormentor-the-new-punisher.html

I think it would be funny if you could make it work. I would say the same to you as to the above poster regarding the velator.

If you would like to enter this into the Hillbillageddon contest, the counter gank should be the finale, not the primary prank.
You will need to make the Hulkageddon crews want to come to your AB.

The Velator however, does seem to "dish out" an additional 25 dps or so.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/loadout/49120-Velator-123-dps-rookie-ship.html

Good luck to you sir!

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#323 - 2011-12-13 01:01:59 UTC
Xolve wrote:
Sutskop wrote:
"We have discovered EvE-Online about 2 years ago" and this is the first post about Eve ever. Looks like I was right.



"EOE group contains 21 members, all real life friends and/or family members. We are all experienced gamers who have played many MMO in a organized fashion, bringing people together. We all have a special place in our hearts for strategic gaming."

Thats right, 21 Bantams are going to ruin Hulkageddon.. Roll


That would mean we are 1337 pilots, which clearly isn't true, thats why we are asking others, the true professionals.

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#324 - 2011-12-13 01:09:13 UTC
Tiger Would wrote:
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Tiger I think you should give consideration to using Tormentors instead of Bantams.

The mere name of that ship akin to what you are trying to achieve will surely help milk more tears.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/loadout/49100-Tormentor-the-new-punisher.html

I think it would be funny if you could make it work. I would say the same to you as to the above poster regarding the velator.

If you would like to enter this into the Hillbillageddon contest, the counter gank should be the finale, not the primary prank.
You will need to make the Hulkageddon crews want to come to your AB.

The Velator however, does seem to "dish out" an additional 25 dps or so.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/loadout/49120-Velator-123-dps-rookie-ship.html

Good luck to you sir!

Space Justice is Important and must prevail above evil and tyranny.

Black Man with Goggles
SmilingVagrant
Doomheim
#325 - 2011-12-13 01:09:52 UTC
This joke thread isn't very funny.
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#326 - 2011-12-13 01:15:10 UTC
SmilingVagrant wrote:
This joke thread isn't very funny.


Its all in the eyes of the beholder sir.

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Darek Castigatus
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#327 - 2011-12-13 01:22:07 UTC
As much as people may be having a go at the OP I think its a fun idea and that everyone arguing for one way or the other is kind of missing the point. No matter how much or how little effect this actually has at the end of the day its still a player taking a situation, making something new and interesting out of it and inviting people to join in, which is something I think should be applauded no matter which side of the fence it comes from.

And for the record I've been a pirate for over 3 years now and I'll be out violencing miners during hulkageddon just like other people, but if they can get me with something like this then I'll just laugh right along with them then get right back to the boat violence.

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Tiger Would
Doomheim
#328 - 2011-12-13 11:04:34 UTC
Darek Castigatus wrote:
As much as people may be having a go at the OP I think its a fun idea and that everyone arguing for one way or the other is kind of missing the point. No matter how much or how little effect this actually has at the end of the day its still a player taking a situation, making something new and interesting out of it and inviting people to join in, which is something I think should be applauded no matter which side of the fence it comes from.

And for the record I've been a pirate for over 3 years now and I'll be out violencing miners during hulkageddon just like other people, but if they can get me with something like this then I'll just laugh right along with them then get right back to the boat violence.


Highlighted the part that to us, is the essence of the sandbox game called EvE-Online.

Appreciate your post Sir. o7

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#329 - 2011-12-13 13:32:55 UTC
Killstealing wrote:
Andski wrote:
i like the "hillbillageddon" name

armageddon for the hillbilly types that actually mine in eve lmao

billy bob looks like we gots us some veldspar


Its veldEspar sir, everybody knows that.

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Nyler Yar
Logistics and distribution division
#330 - 2011-12-13 20:55:38 UTC
Its hard to believe how pirates feel eve as "just a game" (their words, plasted everywhere) and laugh at others "tears" yet you got 17 pages of crap in a bad idea thread about "just a game"...this smells like here is someone else than "carebears" crying for "just a game"...

And about the original idea, yea, sure...play the game as you want...after all...ITS JUST A GAME
Rusty SuperScientist Venture
Doomheim
#331 - 2011-12-13 21:54:50 UTC
Well there are all sorts of things to do during Hulkageddon in counter to their ploys...but too many of tehm can easily swing back the other way.

Still...

equip every one of the bantam group with jammers or tackling equipment. As soon as they shoot for Hulkaeedon score, your job becomes to makes sure they stay to greet CONCORD. New timers are pretty short.


Bantams are leiglibele to be shot for Hulkageddon scores but best jokes may involve sacrificial Hulk. Or do they?
How about a fleet of reppers? at very close safe point or cloaked. Probably have to have first reppers be something else already onsite, since real reppers will be delayed by flight or uncloak for up to 35 seconds. Or can some of the more creative types figure out how to web 2-3 hulks or Orca and 3-4 Hulks? The idea here is DELAY the Hulk/Orca kill until CONCORD shows. Hey have that Bantam tackling squad show up too.
Knob McDouchNozle
Unrequested Fission Surplus
#332 - 2011-12-13 22:08:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Knob McDouchNozle
Rusty SuperScientist Venture wrote:
As soon as they shoot for Hulkaeedon score, your job becomes to makes sure they stay to greet CONCORD. New timers are pretty short...


Ummm, I dont think escape is the plan of the ganker... you cant run from Concord anyway.

Logi seems a logical way to curtail/offset some of the aggression but that seems to be the lightbulb that doesnt ever go off with the those that would be shot.

also

I'm not sure if/how the mechanic works these days but if the ganked really wanted some payback without venturing into the scary lo or nullsec areas is there any reason not to take advantage of "Kill Rights"? Hey, its a free shot at those naughty ebildewers isnt it?

edit - gsp

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Knob McDouchNozle
Unrequested Fission Surplus
#333 - 2011-12-13 22:32:15 UTC
OR

A mining contingent could go so far as to be PROACTIVE and fit a BS with nanos and smartbombs and immediately align to any suspicious blob of thrashers that might suddenly appear at the belt? Might be good for a laugh ... just be sure to insure first. P

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Caelestis Starcaller
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#334 - 2011-12-14 00:08:03 UTC
When i found out the name "Hillbillageddon" was not a funny joke but more the actual description from where all the ideas came from i laughed very hard

Way to go m8 Big smile
Go for it line up all the bantams and see your self and all your pals get blown away by rifters instead.

The only way to stick it to the gankers is make yourself ALOT harder to actually be ganked not easier.
You were already givin the perfect idea how to do it but just dismiss it like its nothing which suits the Hillbilly title i guess.

Just go use the dmn rokh's and actually make it more of a challenge for both sides for a change.
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#335 - 2011-12-14 09:32:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiger Would
Caelestis Starcaller wrote:
When i found out the name "Hillbillageddon" was not a funny joke but more the actual description from where all the ideas came from i laughed very hard

Way to go m8 Big smile
Go for it line up all the bantams and see your self and all your pals get blown away by rifters instead.

The only way to stick it to the gankers is make yourself ALOT harder to actually be ganked not easier.
You were already givin the perfect idea how to do it but just dismiss it like its nothing which suits the Hillbilly title i guess.

Just go use the dmn rokh's and actually make it more of a challenge for both sides for a change.


OH MY!!

You are the 30th or so goonfed pet that regurgitates/parrots the same nonsens over and over again, clearly not understanding or having read the contest details. When are you people (goonfed) actually become challenging to be ridiculed? Where is the innovative approach filled with humor goons used to have (hated or loved)? Did it leave with the greater goon?

Your corp (NED-Clan) is actually founded by a fellow dutchman, i would expect so much more from you. As dutchman are traders by nature, i dont get it, you know it is only a matter of time untill some goon director kicks you out and pockets all assets into his personal account.

Have a peek into goonfeds future if goonfed doesn't stop being so damn boring:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=d1DMCn16qWI

To help you remember:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1sdTzj9iac

And probably the last ever real goon:
http://www.tentonhammer.com/node/75142

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#336 - 2011-12-14 09:53:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiger Would
Rusty SuperScientist Venture wrote:
Well there are all sorts of things to do during Hulkageddon in counter to their ploys...but too many of tehm can easily swing back the other way.

Still...

equip every one of the bantam group with jammers or tackling equipment. As soon as they shoot for Hulkaeedon score, your job becomes to makes sure they stay to greet CONCORD. New timers are pretty short.


Bantams are leiglibele to be shot for Hulkageddon scores but best jokes may involve sacrificial Hulk. Or do they?
How about a fleet of reppers? at very close safe point or cloaked. Probably have to have first reppers be something else already onsite, since real reppers will be delayed by flight or uncloak for up to 35 seconds. Or can some of the more creative types figure out how to web 2-3 hulks or Orca and 3-4 Hulks? The idea here is DELAY the Hulk/Orca kill until CONCORD shows. Hey have that Bantam tackling squad show up too.



Sir, ide urge you to figure out the details, pull it off while capturing it on video. Than send in your entry to this contest. Than we can all enjoy the footage and you might win A PLEX, 200 Million or 100 Million ISK if voted best practical joke by the public.

Even the real pirates, would laugh with you.

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
PrototypeMx
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#337 - 2011-12-14 10:22:29 UTC
tl;dr
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#338 - 2011-12-14 10:41:05 UTC
You know, 8 out of the 17 prior posts on this page alone were by Tiger Would. o_O

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Tiger Would
Doomheim
#339 - 2011-12-14 11:18:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiger Would
Nathan Jameson wrote:
You know, 8 out of the 17 prior posts on this page alone were by Tiger Would. o_O

It is not polite to not answer all your posts sir.
Can you recycle something new sir?

Any views sir, on the over 170 posts all parroting each other?

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#340 - 2011-12-14 11:30:17 UTC
Tiger Would wrote:
It is not polite to not answer all your posts sir.
Can you recycle something new sir?


I haven't been keeping up with the thread to notice if someone else had already said this.

I usually lump all my responses into a single post. Just right-click the posts you want to directly reply to, select "Open link in new tab/window," and then copy/paste the code from there into your new post.

Saves on internet ink and does our part for the environment, you know?

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