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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Bellerian
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3941 - 2015-07-15 20:11:39 UTC
Elite Dangerous anyone?
Ramiel Wayfarer
#3942 - 2015-07-15 20:11:44 UTC
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!



Dominoe pizza is real good but they do take forever. I waited 2 hours once and the pizza arrived cold.
McBarnacle
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3943 - 2015-07-15 20:11:52 UTC
Melkisedec wrote:
Go out into the warm summer night, have a beer, or read a book on your sofa, chill and relax....


You're going to get war decced by half the alliances in EVE if you keep saying things like that.
Sad Feyce Mcgee
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#3944 - 2015-07-15 20:11:56 UTC
tfw server is still down
Ploing
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
#3945 - 2015-07-15 20:11:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Ploing
200

damit Big smile
Nathan Swales
Business Communication Informer Service
#3946 - 2015-07-15 20:11:57 UTC
woooooooo
Cex
Zero Given
#3947 - 2015-07-15 20:12:00 UTC
Exclusive for Prime Members: EVE Online Core Starter Pack [Online Game Code] for £3.74

Must have go well.
Hogeron Amelan
Marquie-X.
#3948 - 2015-07-15 20:12:02 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:


20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
[/b]


NO FOOD TILL THE JOB IS DONE!!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_akLHpeO7qyA/TI0BUE1D2nI/AAAAAAAACgg/FaQeYiFX63w/s1600/slavery-demotivational-poster-1211005746.jpg
TJ Jr Andersson
Shocky Industries Ltd.
Goonswarm Federation
#3949 - 2015-07-15 20:12:05 UTC
200!
Wayne Caderu
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#3950 - 2015-07-15 20:12:05 UTC
Has the old one Keith Eaton commented yet?
Aurelius Exodus
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3951 - 2015-07-15 20:12:06 UTC
TRYING FOR FIRST POST ON PAGE 200..............WISH ME LUCK
Biosoga
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#3952 - 2015-07-15 20:12:07 UTC
page 200
SHADOWWALKER shadows
Covert Intent
G H O S T S
#3953 - 2015-07-15 20:12:07 UTC
50mil reward to whoever gets the first post on pg 200!!! (when the server is up ofc)
Julio Iglesiaz
Julio Iglesiaz Corporation
#3954 - 2015-07-15 20:12:09 UTC
Actually, reading all these comments is way more fun than flying around in my Raven.

CCP should do this more often :-)
Travis Black Thiesant
Incursion Omega
#3955 - 2015-07-15 20:12:11 UTC
Malcolm Muutaras wrote:
for the last couple hours i've been clicking refresh over and over again to see the status of the server



I've been doing that just to see peoples post on this thread lol.
Ele Rebellion
Vertex Armada
The Initiative.
#3956 - 2015-07-15 20:12:11 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
[/b]



Pizza make devs lazy..

Less Pizza!

More beatings!
DUCA TI'WU
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3957 - 2015-07-15 20:12:13 UTC
1 to go , ALMOST!!!!
Cor Atin
Redundant Lobotomy Brain Trust
CAStabouts
#3958 - 2015-07-15 20:12:14 UTC
[chatlog F1DroneFleet, truncated]
...
10:42:01 F1Drone1: Is there a roam going on ?
11:23:01 Scout: There is an Unrated Provincial Coding Complex in R-KVIK
11:23:02 F1Boss: Where the f*** is R-KVIK ???
11:24:02 F1Drone1: What is that ?
11:23:02 F1Boss: Its a site made of pot brownies. Normally it's only available to devs. Some glitch that is ...
11:24:02 F1Drone2: Let's shoot it !!
...
11:24:02 F1Drone999: Let's shoot it !!
...
11:24:10 Scout: R-KVIK is 462 jumps out, a sov nullsec island in the region of AssOfTheUniverse.
11:24:12 F1Boss: Ok, thats close, lets go there ! Everyone undock !
...
14:30:01 F1Drone1: Are we there, yet ?
14:30:07 F1Drone141: im lost, whats the current fleet position ?
16:41:51 F1Boss: Get on voice, you #@!0
15:30:01 F1Drone1: Are we there, yet ?
16:30:01 F1Drone1: Are we there, yet ?

...
16:41:51 F1Boss: Finally ...
16:42:01 F1Drone1: So, what's the score ? Never did an Unrated Provincial Coding Complex, ever.
16:42:02 F1Boss: I did. With Incarna. It's badass. Can take days to complete.
16:42:02 F1Drone2: What are the rats like ? What should i tank for ?
16:42:04 F1Boss: Dunno. I think it's fozzies now. And they are vulnerable to brain damage iirc. F1Drone399, warp in there and have a look
16:41:05 F1Drone399: Warping in ... WTF!!!
16:41:51 F1Boss: Can i get a proper recon, you moron ?
16:42:05 F1Drone399: in a minute ... still counting ... wow ...
16:53:01 F1Drone399: ok, recon from Unrated Provincial Coding Complex in R-KVIK: Im in a pod. Got oneshotted. There is about 876 T17 Shadow Fozzy Battleships in here, trying to code sov stuff in a minigame. And they are all moving around kinda funky. There are three other npc dudes on grid as well. They are bouncing their heads off of a big brick wall continuously. No wait, thats a terminal minigame, too. They are trying to code a patch i think.
16:53:04 F1Drone399: And the sound is eery. Between the manic laughter from the Fozzy Battleships i hear faint complaints from the other npcs. Hard to understand but it sounds like 'what did the idiot screw up this time?' And it totally smells like weed in here.
16:54:45 F1Boss: What ship class are the other npcs ?
16:54:46 F1Drone399: I'm actually not sure they are npcs after all. Can't see that clearly on that brand new brilliant overview they made. They are all from a corp named 'QA and Testing Team'. None of their pilots is older than three days. And on trial accounts. And all flying pods. I don't think they can keep up with the fozzies though ...
16:54:46 F1Drone1: warping in
16:54:46 F1Drone2: warping in
...
16:54:46 F1Drone999: warping in
16:54:47 F1Boss: *sigh* this is so not going to end well ...
16:54:49 F1Boss: ok, Fozzie2.2.896719 is primary
16:54:50 F1Drone47: Why him ?
16:54:51 F1Boss: Let's just say i have a hunch. All brain damage on Fozzie2.2.896719 ...
17:04:01 F1Drone1: Halp, we cant kill him ! He is still coding ! Pick up that bat phone, FC !
17:04:47 F1Boss: already did, no one answering ... says i'm out of range
17:04:48 F1Drone141: Hey, let's kill the smaller stuff then !
17:04:59 F1Boss: NOOOOONONONO, don't kill them, they are the triggers ! Nobody shoot the pods !!
17:05:05 F1Drone141: *whoops* ... sorry
17:05:59 F1Boss: Arf , now you did it !!!11. YOU IDIOT ! The entire galaxy is being flooded with Shadow Fozzie Battleships now, coding stuff that doesn't work. And i know, the QA Testing Team sucked, but stilll they were our last hope of getting rid of that menace with that stupid grin in his face. And now you killed them ! Shame on you ! Everybody warp out ...
17:07:50 F1Drone1: Erm, FC ? The gate disappeared.
17:07:59 F1Boss: Wot ? Why ? How ?
17:07:50 F1Drone1: No idea. It was there seconds ago, now it's gone.
17:07:59 F1Boss: Well, we have to scan our way out of here, then. Did anyone bring probes ? ANYONE ?
17:08:01 F1Drone141: i did !
17:08:02 F1Boss: I love you. Now get at it.
19:08:34 F1Drone141: Sorry, i only have that borked new map they've being fiddling around for half a year now to no avail... may take me some time.
22:08:02 F1Boss: *sigh* can anyone take boss, please ? I need a beer ...
Allen Naskingar
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3959 - 2015-07-15 20:12:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Allen Naskingar
we've reached 200, new estimate?

also...
Chevron7 wrote:
Free PLEX @ 200


(no joke first post @ 200 gets plex)


pay me.
Y0UR M0THER
Trashy Woman
Memento Moriendo
#3960 - 2015-07-15 20:12:15 UTC
UPDATES:

13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:30 UTC - WE LEFT CCP HQ AND WENT TO A PUB
20:30 UTC - AFTER 10 DRINKS WE STILL DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO RETURN
21:45 UTC - WE CURRENTLY ARE AT THE TITTYBAR AND WE WAVE FURIOUSLY WITH OUR CCP CREDIT CARD
21:46 UTC - LOTS OF OLD ICELANDIC BACHELOR TATOED COUGARS ARE SWARMING US
22:29 UTC - THE CREDIT CARD FROM CCP IS BOUNCED
22:35 UTC - AFTER OFFERING THE BOUNCER 3 MONTHS EVE FOR FREE WE GOT AWAY
22:55 UTC - THE TEAM IS HUNGRY SO WE WENT TO THE K-BAR, WORST BAR IN REYKJAVIK
23:15 UTC - AS PROMISED THE BAD FOOD AND ALCOHOL IS MAKING US PUKE AL OVER THE BAR
23:20 UTC - WE UPDATE THE UPDATES WITH MORE CRAP MESSAGES
23:45 UTC - BACK TO THE TITTYBAR
00:23 UTC - WE SHOULD GO BACK TO THE SERVERS BUT WE CAN POST UPDATES VIA OUR IPHONE SO WE TAKE MORE TEQUILLA