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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Arya Isidarytarre
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3761 - 2015-07-15 20:01:08 UTC
Tovo-vich Armer wrote:
Abydos Strong wrote:
given the extended nature of this downtime, It may be incumbent upon us, for the sake of those who are currently suffering from DTs due to not blowing up pixels, to do our very best to start an EVE simulation right here on the forums. Perhaps we could start by simulating the Jita/Amarr markets right here on the forum. All we need are people to start telling sob stories asking for isk, and people who are "quitting the game" to start offering all their ingame possessions for one trit.

Also, it would help with the realism if some of you would start an isk doubling game, and others post lies saying that your 5 bil isk was turned into 10 bil. I know its only local in one system we are simulating here, but we are doing the best we can for the sake of those who are suffering :)


HAHAHAH Look at this Market Order Fail!Market Fail!!!

something like this ?


Kk, i ll start...

Hi guys, i am new to this game gib isk plox
Norian Lonark
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3762 - 2015-07-15 20:01:08 UTC
travua1 wrote:
https://twitter.com/CCP_Falcon/status/621407777467052032


Panic has set in Big smile

Start wide, expand further, and never look back
Wolfensrevenge
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3763 - 2015-07-15 20:01:10 UTC
Right now CCP Greyscale is being bat-phoned with promise of chaos.... Twisted
Maarten Toussaint
Brief Existential Therapy
#3764 - 2015-07-15 20:01:12 UTC
I found an acceleration bridge to Iceland. Gonna find out what's going on. They might be trapped in a dead space pocket, or maybe the island has been reduced to a singularity, or the Chinese took over...warp drive active...weeeeee!! Let's have a drink on the way!
Cadoc Credence
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3765 - 2015-07-15 20:01:20 UTC
This Just In, China, along with the Serenity server, has taken responsibility for the attack on Tranquility.

In return, Iceland has declared war on China.
Shanza Shahni
Doomheim
#3766 - 2015-07-15 20:01:31 UTC
CCP have you tried looking in Area 51 for TQ?
constance funk
Black Straw
#3767 - 2015-07-15 20:01:32 UTC
After 11 years of Eve , one day with server down is only an easy inconvenient .... too many winers on this forum....keep calm guys
Zane Patrouette
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#3768 - 2015-07-15 20:01:35 UTC
Have you tried pouring coffee on the server? What about slapping the monitor a couple of times? Turn it off then turn it back on, that might work.

Good luck catching the gremlins!
Emma Verondi
Highfarer-TerraCo Enterprises
#3769 - 2015-07-15 20:01:45 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]

Hey guys,

As you’re all aware, Tranquility is still offline after today’s scheduled daily downtime.

This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.

Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and we’re hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.

Right now, we don’t have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but we’ll keep you updated in this thread.

Cheers,

- F

UPDATES:

13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!


Good! I could hear your Capacitor warning all the way to Stockholm, Sweden. You need to take a few minutes to recover some of your Capacitor!

enjoy the pizza ;)

"Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" - Christopher Hitchens, 2007
Vivid1
Wolves in the WebWay
#3770 - 2015-07-15 20:01:47 UTC
Bob Donovitch wrote:
We're almost up to Revenant BPC compensation... plus 10 geckos.....


LOL


and then the market value tanks.....
Marne Deville
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3771 - 2015-07-15 20:01:49 UTC
Cosby says: http://i.imgur.com/HJmZMgm.png

http://dogfacedesign.com: EVE-Related Art House
Exdios Jar'go
Doomheim
#3772 - 2015-07-15 20:01:58 UTC
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!

Wait what? Pizza is a member of the CCP Alliance now?
Abydos Strong
Abby Inc
#3773 - 2015-07-15 20:02:02 UTC
Tovo-vich Armer wrote:
Abydos Strong wrote:
given the extended nature of this downtime, It may be incumbent upon us, for the sake of those who are currently suffering from DTs due to not blowing up pixels, to do our very best to start an EVE simulation right here on the forums. Perhaps we could start by simulating the Jita/Amarr markets right here on the forum. All we need are people to start telling sob stories asking for isk, and people who are "quitting the game" to start offering all their ingame possessions for one trit.

Also, it would help with the realism if some of you would start an isk doubling game, and others post lies saying that your 5 bil isk was turned into 10 bil. I know its only local in one system we are simulating here, but we are doing the best we can for the sake of those who are suffering :)


HAHAHAH Look at this Market Order Fail!Market Fail!!!

something like this ?



Absolutely NAILED IT! Its like I am really there...hearing the annoying trolls fishing for dummies Big smile
Tovo-vich Armer
Real Sporting United FC
#3774 - 2015-07-15 20:02:03 UTC
I think it's up again .... I've refreshed and was still on the same page .... Shocked
Titti Sabezan
SYNDIC Unlimited
#3775 - 2015-07-15 20:02:03 UTC
Liam Oliphants wrote:
Titti Sabezan wrote:
Leila Numanor wrote:
yes Liam you are right. unicorns need big lemons


Have lemons -- would like unicorn (preferably pink with gold highlights, please)

Also a dev-cuddle


Thnx


ArrowPS Vote ThreadNaught!!!


No can do on the unicorn specifics you requested. I'll see what I can do about a "dev-cuddle". Also, you're doing it wrong, it's "Vote Liam for CSM XI"



If no unicorn, any chance of an oliphaunt ? In grey, obviously, and preferably without the bow-wielding elf sliding down the trunk.


Arrow Vote for 200 pages
Haloota
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#3776 - 2015-07-15 20:02:12 UTC
You all seem to be slowing down, its only 10 pages, get a move on!
Hakutsuru Sake
Doomheim
#3777 - 2015-07-15 20:02:12 UTC
Richard Sorge
Cobalt Brigade
#3778 - 2015-07-15 20:02:15 UTC
is that all it takes? Pizza

i could have sent that at 1400
Ray Stark
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3779 - 2015-07-15 20:02:33 UTC
Tiberius Mathusia
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3780 - 2015-07-15 20:02:41 UTC
Give me a few mil SP and we'll call it quits