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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Thulium Strauss
PODKA
#3421 - 2015-07-15 19:33:07 UTC
Locke Eistiras wrote:
thulium strauss, you missed 4 dots









0_0
Amak Boma
Dragon Factory
xX SERENITY Xx
#3422 - 2015-07-15 19:33:09 UTC
no they downgraded to windows 95
Lemon Verbena
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3423 - 2015-07-15 19:33:10 UTC



it's about voting Liam in for CSM XI.. AND getting me a Unicorn :)[/quote]

I thought it was about a drinking game you made? The voting me into CSM XI and your Unicorn just came as a result.[/quote]

Yes cause lemon verbena is me
[/quote]


what! I'm the real Lemon![/quote]

She just wants your Unicorn. Look, I'm sorry, we all know there's only one Unicorn left in the world, and I've promised it to Lemon. Can you settle for a Pegasus or something Leila?[/quote]

A pegasus! you didn't tell me that was an option.... i gotta weigh my options now

A New Voice for a New Eden
Reverendia Zeddamax
Angry Dragons
Brothers of Tangra
#3424 - 2015-07-15 19:33:11 UTC
Every time I stop to read a page, there are 2 new pages on refresh.
Boarat Saagdiyev
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#3425 - 2015-07-15 19:33:12 UTC
***If anyone wants to know the REAL reason EVE is still down, I posted it on page 127***
Garion Audeles
UK Deepspace Mining
#3426 - 2015-07-15 19:33:15 UTC
Hope no one at CCP has their finger hovering over the FORMAT command
Hans Downerpanze
Doomheim
#3427 - 2015-07-15 19:33:15 UTC
Datu Agimat wrote:
Indi man wrote:
Scotty we need more power!

He's givin' her all she's got, cap'n!


Duct Tape, Mentos and Peppermint Shnapps will only get you so far.....

....Unless..... You have Macgyver trained to level 5
Llawa
Perkone
Caldari State
#3428 - 2015-07-15 19:33:21 UTC
godjiwa wrote:



I work in IT and have banged my head against many issues... then I went out for a smoke and the answer came to me.

Archimedes taking a bath


Works every time
Ezra Endashi
Absolute Order
Absolute Honor
#3429 - 2015-07-15 19:33:23 UTC
Still not fixed? Shell we get some kind of reimbursement?
Wolverine Chosen
Sodium Chloride Mining Institute
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#3430 - 2015-07-15 19:33:25 UTC
almost 200 pages .... soon will get to go sleep,

would although like to be compensated for the time spend during off-time at the whorehouse ...
IndygoSoul
Constant Progress League
#3431 - 2015-07-15 19:33:27 UTC
well i guess this means many russian/chinese gold farmers won't be able to eat meat for a day now Big smile
Nerin Slate
Straight Outta Wormholes
H a c k e r m e n
#3432 - 2015-07-15 19:33:29 UTC
Ugh, I just realized I have been on the forums this whole downtime.

This has to stop.

FIX IT
scarleen starways
BioFusion Conbat Technologies
#3433 - 2015-07-15 19:33:40 UTC
Big Lynx wrote:
veolias wrote:
CCP you are wrecking my marriage.. the longer the server is offline, the more I realise I hate my wife.


LMFAO

all we nead is eve la la la la la all we nead is eve eve EVE is all we nead best wife you ever have
Crucial King
Doomheim
#3434 - 2015-07-15 19:34:10 UTC
All this mumble about "I want my game... let me shoot sh*t... CCP this... CCP that... Give me free stuff..." yet no one thought of the poor Dev's & Techs that are working hard to get the game back online. Shame on you.

If any Dev's read this, thank you for your hard work and effort. It's appreciated.
Gentle Insert
Merkin Fitterz
Brotherhood of Spacers
#3435 - 2015-07-15 19:34:11 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]

Hey guys,

As you’re all aware, Tranquility is still offline after today’s scheduled daily downtime.

This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.

Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and we’re hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.

Right now, we don’t have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but we’ll keep you updated in this thread.

Cheers,

- F

UPDATES:

13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET

Killing me right now. I get one day off in two weeks and your offline all god damn day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Korona Burns
Vengance Inc.
#3436 - 2015-07-15 19:34:11 UTC
Little Johnny wanted to raise horned toads. He asked his dad to buy him a male and female at the pet store. Dad buys them and brings them home.

Johnny puts them in a really sweet terrarium. This terrarium rocks. Johnny spares no expense getting the rocks from the desert, everything just right.

Weeks go by and the horned toads don't lay any eggs. Johnny is beside himself. He asks dad to take the lizards to the vet to have him look them over and figure out why they are not making babies.

A few days pass and the vet calls Johnny's dad, "I have figured out the problem. Come get your horned toads." Dad goes to the vet to pick them up, "What was wrong?" Vet says "nothing this prescription won't take care of!" Dad reads the prescription, "but this is for Viagra?! Isn't that for humans." Vet says, "Nope, Viagra is for any kind of reptile dysfunction."

Blink
Zeefa Fox
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3437 - 2015-07-15 19:34:12 UTC
Sorry guys this is all my fault.
I bought my first Nightmare just before downtime and was waiting to fit it after DT.
smkdeb1
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3438 - 2015-07-15 19:34:17 UTC  |  Edited by: smkdeb1
It'Sill'Za
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3439 - 2015-07-15 19:34:28 UTC
Tony Lennelluc wrote:
Indi man wrote:
Scotty we need more power!



First star trek quote ive seen !!! Kudos ! lol



They're giving her all she's got!!!
Quattras Peione
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3440 - 2015-07-15 19:34:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Quattras Peione
Eve-Offline reports the server is nominal with 0 online. Login failing, can't retrieve mail. Something odd is afoot.

Edit: Now it shows TQ functioning but Sisi down. What the hell is going on in Iceland?

Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione

No, I'm not that kind of doctor.