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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Chriz East
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3201 - 2015-07-15 19:12:54 UTC
are the server down ? cant log on ?
Xenia Ilchenka
Rockz corp
#3202 - 2015-07-15 19:12:57 UTC
For the pain and suffering you have caused I am now entitled to the following

1x orca
750m isk
5 frigates of my choosing
1 eve online tshirt size xxxxl
1x free month game time with free dual character training
Menero Orti
OnixMedia Ltd.
#3203 - 2015-07-15 19:13:07 UTC
Guys can we at least reach a 12h DT? :)
Armagast Sin Truth
Blackstone and Fairfield Transuniversal
Sentinels of Sukanan Alliance
#3204 - 2015-07-15 19:13:11 UTC
[quote=Topast Aidron]Does anyone know if:

1) During the down time, our acc time is frozen, which means we will have on more day of game before activating again;
2) If our skills are training.

thanks.[/

Skills work by subtracting start time from current time, not by tick-tock, so skills will work correctly ... If the game ever gets started again that is..
Elunathil Mead
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3205 - 2015-07-15 19:13:27 UTC
I know you guys and gals in ccp are probably I.T Level : Superhero but have you tried turning it off and on?Big smile
Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3206 - 2015-07-15 19:13:30 UTC
Chriz East wrote:
are the server down ? cant log on ?


HAhahahahahahahaha

"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
Cryten Jones
Advantage Inc
#3207 - 2015-07-15 19:13:32 UTC
Ahh this reminds me of Castor's patch day back at X-Mass 2003

except for back then I had other games I played and friends to talk to that didn't need push-2-talk :-)
Krantwak Pino
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3208 - 2015-07-15 19:13:34 UTC
Slava Gagarin wrote:
Ygaff Desfois wrote:
I want a Drifter BS to take my revange on them, that will be the compensation I want Twisted



I WANT DRIFTER BS ASAP


They are coming soon they are T3 BS for all factions
Xamiria Bloodlies
Doomheim
#3209 - 2015-07-15 19:13:37 UTC
Did someone said PAP?
Kalari Kalfren
War Eagle Fleet
D3LYRIUM
#3210 - 2015-07-15 19:13:38 UTC
Yeah this is crap. We should get free SP or something. We are paying for this service and cant play. Would be nice if CCP gave something away.Big smile
Leila Numanor
Tritanium Industries and Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#3211 - 2015-07-15 19:13:41 UTC
Chriz East wrote:
are the server down ? cant log on ?


No they are fine!
Biosoga
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#3212 - 2015-07-15 19:13:51 UTC
I think its coming back online
Gernot Antollare
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3213 - 2015-07-15 19:13:51 UTC
Skilo wrote:
Tyson Paige wrote:
Commi Girl wrote:
Tyson Paige wrote:
My wife Is the only beneficiary of this down time. I have to change my babies diaper now. Thanks EVE!!!Oops


Hahahaha, guess you could use the time to make another one Twisted



TwistedTwistedTwisted


Don't joke over this

Back in 2006 the patchs would take 24h or more to get going ....

During one of those patchs my wife got pregnant and i had to petition CCP over it

On the next patch CCP sent a warning about people and getting pregnant .....

True Story ... Eve is Real Big smile


The logs show noth.... oh ... yeah, baby that's it! ...
Chevron7
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#3214 - 2015-07-15 19:13:51 UTC
RECRUIT MORE THREADWORMS TO LEVEL THE THREADNAUGHT TO 200

http://gifland.us/676500
Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3215 - 2015-07-15 19:13:57 UTC
Three old ladies are out for tea and discussing their husbands performance in the sack. They decide to have some fun and describe their husbands as soda pops. The first lady says "my husband is probably Mountain Dew. Because when im ready to mount. Hes ready to do" The second lady says, still giggling, "My hudband is 7 up, cause when its seven hes always up" The third lady says "My husband is defenitely Jack Daniels" The other two ladies reply "But thats not a soda! Thats a hard liquor!" The third lady shouts "Thats my Leroy!"

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three
Thulium Strauss
PODKA
#3216 - 2015-07-15 19:14:07 UTC
I want a WormHole C7 with a Indestructible Always Online POS (It will be called - Happy Drone Farmer).


I will create all kind of Drones in this farm. Sleepers Drones, Circadian Drones, GECKOS.... etc.


Nobody will be able to shoot each other in this WH, it is a protected space dedicated to BOB and its offsprings (Drones).


I demand a GECKO STATUE bigger than any Station Bulit on EVE.


And the WH must have 2 Stars (Sun).



:P
Umberto Eco
Perkone
Caldari State
#3217 - 2015-07-15 19:14:12 UTC
Good luck CCP! Take a moment to give yourselves some love today Big smile
Freelancer117
So you want to be a Hero
#3218 - 2015-07-15 19:14:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Freelancer117
wow, Tranquility is still offline after today’s scheduled daily downtime.

Not the best move to bring in lapsed accounts back into the game Roll

edit: http://media.giphy.com/media/aAqGpWoSgGjnO/giphy.gif

Eve online is :

A) mining simulator B) glorified chatroom C) spreadsheets online

D) CCP Games Pay to Win at skill leveling, with instant gratification

http://eve-radio.com//images/photos/3419/223/34afa0d7998f0a9a86f737d6.jpg

http://bit.ly/1egr4mF
Tweaker083
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#3219 - 2015-07-15 19:14:13 UTC
Perfect day to extend Subscription and to buy plex. Ugh

But it looks like CCP has a Backup
Tobias Acuerdo
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3220 - 2015-07-15 19:14:13 UTC
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

(A) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

(B) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.

(C) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects - yes, 100% of all these men:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.


Figures that it took a Canook to figure that one out. Big smile