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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
#2481 - 2015-07-15 18:05:45 UTC
Is it plugged in?

Ok. Plug it in.

Yes 3 holes in the wall.

Good? Love you too. Bye.

Not today spaghetti.
Dukes woman Ronuken
Homer Simpsons fam.
#2482 - 2015-07-15 18:05:49 UTC
Im sure ccp is doing what they can. they always do. In the mean time, experience real life LolLolLolLol
Jauheliha
Soviet Finland
#2483 - 2015-07-15 18:05:55 UTC
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:
I was just outside and looked at the sky. It's amazing! I have found a parallel universe! But where is the jump gate?


Wow.. I had to try this too... I met some people too!
They claim to be my neighbours..
Never met them before, they must be living in some static wormhole?
Chevron7
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#2484 - 2015-07-15 18:05:58 UTC
Vidor wrote:
ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Something real weird happening man! I’ve been cruising the asteroid fields for hours looking for some bozo miner to gank and there’s no one around.

ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
They’re up to something! I just know it.

ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
It’s like everyone just disappeared!

ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
It makes you wonder, man, if all those rumours are true.

ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
Rumours?

ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
You know. The ones about the whole universe being controlled by some alien forces “out there”, controlling everything. You know, like ... like we’re all in some gigantic computer game. They could be looking down on us right now!

ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #1
C’mon man! That’s just weird! You’re gonna have to stay off the quafe. That’s just too weird for words.

ANGEL CARTEL PILOT #2
It’s a weird world man! You just don’t know.


Props bro
Jacek Bud
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2485 - 2015-07-15 18:06:08 UTC
Soular Eclipse
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2486 - 2015-07-15 18:06:12 UTC
Dammit CCP, i was counting on you to fill in my lack of girlfriend today... This calls for Isk or SP.
Joshke
Dumpy Drunky Donkey
#2487 - 2015-07-15 18:06:20 UTC
125 pages and still going on...
Achanjati
Royal Amarr Science Institute
Royal Amarr Space Industries
#2488 - 2015-07-15 18:06:26 UTC
This is strange... are there some guides for this... "spare time"?
Tankos Aphelion
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#2489 - 2015-07-15 18:06:38 UTC
So we're at the 7 hour mark. What's the longest downtime ever?
Victor Sane
A-1 Industrial and Salvage
#2490 - 2015-07-15 18:06:38 UTC
this is perfect resemblance of whats going on right now :D

Hauling badgers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6joOVjEemh4
Allen Naskingar
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2491 - 2015-07-15 18:06:46 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Good Gods seriously look at you nerd begging and groveling for CCP to bring back Eve. Go do something else, it isn't that big a deal. Grr compensation, grrr need my fix, grrrrr please ccp I beg you.

Go outside.
Go play Bloodborne.
Go out to the pub with mates.
Go read a book. A mother ******* book.
Go troll redditt.

There's lots of other things to do.

But for Gods' sake stop BEGGING. Jesus Christ.

Nerds.

Go on...
Xenuria
#2492 - 2015-07-15 18:06:50 UTC
You could have prevented this! You didn't listen!

CSM 12 Candidate
Helzrazor Merkur
Federated Commerce and Trade
#2493 - 2015-07-15 18:06:52 UTC
Gernot Antollare wrote:
Misora Pournissen wrote:
I dont think that the skill queue works while the server is down... for all of you saying that we have a skill queue that saves up to 50 skills.. I dont think the skills are hosted in a different server.. so if the server is down, the skill queue is down as well


Yeah, and because time stops when TQ is down there is no way for the TQ cluster to calculate the SP you earned while it was down ... stupid math ruins everything since forever!


Dude. The queue is based on the Eve clock. All they need to do is set the clock, lol.
Prt Scr
569th Freelancers
#2494 - 2015-07-15 18:07:15 UTC
please get this sorted soon, down to my last beer from 2 6 packs...and its toooo hot to go out shopping for more

uɐıssnɹ pɐǝɹ ʇ,uɐɔ ı ʇnq ʎɹɹos ɯ,ı
Jack Danefield
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2495 - 2015-07-15 18:07:25 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Good Gods seriously look at you nerd begging and groveling for CCP to bring back Eve. Go do something else, it isn't that big a deal. Grr compensation, grrr need my fix, grrrrr please ccp I beg you.

Go outside.
Go play Bloodborne.
Go out to the pub with mates.
Go read a book. A mother ******* book.
Go troll redditt.

There's lots of other things to do.

But for Gods' sake stop BEGGING. Jesus Christ.

Nerds.


Said the guy giving life advice on the internet.
Tatsujin Kagaku
Perkone
Caldari State
#2496 - 2015-07-15 18:07:26 UTC
Tobias Acuerdo wrote:


Make mine about 3 fingers' worth of Jameson, if you please? Lol

Jameson??
shiver... that harsh man! Bring the cola! I can fix that!
Jeff Geoff
Redemption Road
Affirmative.
#2497 - 2015-07-15 18:07:35 UTC
Scarlett Stolas wrote:
Jeff Geoff wrote:
17.45 hrs Eve time, this is bringing back memories of when a long training skill was recommended after patches and BOB was the prime mover in the Eve cosmos. I have been playing this crazy game badly since 2005.

Well I passed the time and did the bowel cancer screening thing, following the instructions to the letter (I'll spare you the details - too much information) and I am now going to wander off to the super market and then the pub. This Eve failure is costing me money!

I blame CODE - CCP, pay them the 10 mill and things might start working!

WE SHALL NOT IMPROVE!
I hope that your screen is clear mate.



Me too! thanks for your good wishes. We call it the post code lottery locally. I frequent 2 pubs and among the customers there have been 6 cases detected earlier by this program over the last three years. I know two of the guys personally, actively working like me, in their early sixties and doctor avoiders!

I cannot work out if it is an excess in our locality (Central Scotland) or a consequence of younger folk deserting the pubs and pubs closing (at least 6 in the local area) with concentration of the pub drinking population into a few hostelries. Anyway the positive thing is that males over fifty are actually following the programme and lives are being saved by early detection and surgery.

Predict 540 pages! Off to shop.
Saint Fabianus Pontifex
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#2498 - 2015-07-15 18:07:44 UTC
Praying for the Universe
Nicolas Utama
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#2499 - 2015-07-15 18:07:53 UTC
Tankos Aphelion wrote:
So we're at the 7 hour mark. What's the longest downtime ever?


2 days
industrial oblitorator
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#2500 - 2015-07-15 18:08:05 UTC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=152&v=VTmYMpJcwyI

gopro on a jedi

http://www.eve-outtakes.de/industrial-oblitorator.jpg Indy 0/