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Best names in EVE

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Curious Onlooker
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#41 - 2014-10-14 02:52:05 UTC
Decian Cor wrote:
If somebody named their character 'Primary Target' or 'Secondary Target', that would probably be the best name in eve.

FC: "Primary is primary target. Secondary is Secondary!"
Fleet:....dafuq are you saying br0?


I so love all the theoretical names made to confuse target callers, when with all the joke names, number names, and foreign language names, that good target calling is done with the first three letters anyway. P R I in the Scythe is primary, S E C in the loki secondary. If you really dont want to get primaried, the only effective tactic with regards to names is selecting a middle of the alphabet starting character for your name, like L or P
Balshem Rozenzweig
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#42 - 2014-10-14 08:14:00 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:


Mr Epeen Cool


^ that guy. I lol when I see his posts.

"NUTS!!!" - general McAuliffe

Vyl Vit
#43 - 2014-10-14 08:28:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Vyl Vit
Has there ever been a more open invitation to an ego trip (other than the "Pageant")?

Paradise is like where you are right now, only much, much better.

Chemma Chi
Quantum Fusion
#44 - 2014-10-14 08:33:13 UTC
My future Noctis - Martin Looter King
Camper101
State War Academy
Caldari State
#45 - 2014-10-14 08:37:19 UTC
Manface Missiletits Is pretty epic.

2013.03.01 13:30:58 notify For participating in the General Discussion Forum Section your trustworthiness has been adjusted by -2.5000.

My name is Hans. The "L" stands for danger.

Solecist Project
#46 - 2014-10-14 08:37:46 UTC
Chemma Chi wrote:
My future Noctis - Martin Looter King
I lovingly call my Stiletto "Flying Shoe".

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Nyota Imori
Nyota Heavy Industries
#47 - 2014-10-14 08:41:33 UTC
Nyota - means 'star' in Swahili. Is also Lt. Uhura form Star Trek's first name.
Iimori - a town in Nagasaki Prefecture, Japan.

Nyotaimori - is the Japanese practice of serving sashimi or sushi from the naked body of a woman.

So there you go.
Crimson Nirnroots
Compliant Munitions
#48 - 2014-10-14 08:48:14 UTC
Hi

Antimatter, now with more Nirnroots.

Azov Rassau
Iron Destiny
#49 - 2014-10-14 08:50:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Azov Rassau
Best names in EVE?...

The EVE Universe is full of different characters, corps and alliances... and we're being bombarded by char/corp/alliance names in a daily basis. Here are the coolest and/or funniest names that I've come across so far (the ones that I remember right now):

Character names:

Isaac Asimov
Temporary Amnesia
This is Harassment
Yourmoney Mywallet
Anti-social Tendencies
Keikira Otsada
Gaylord Fappington
ladypee
Captain Sircle
Tyrek Marlinsano
Skir Skor
University of Yolo
HOTDROP McAWOX
Dr Vannacutt


Corp names:

AwoxxowA
ZooM-ZooM Co
The Bremen Town Musicians
Coffee and Doughnuts Ministry
I Warp In Your General Direction


Alliances:

R.E.V.O.L.U.T.I.O.N
Astral Peacekeepers
Did he say Jump
N.O.B.O.D.Y - (I mention this one, mostly because the following tragicomical situations can happen:

Scout: "there's N.O.B.O.D.Y in local"
FC: "k fleet jump jump"
Scout: "Uhm, are you sure? There are many pirates, let me check the other side of the sys...-"
FC: "What pirates?! You said there's nobody in there!"
Scout: "I meant the alliance!"



I will edit this post as I remember more.

Be the change you want to see in Highsec.

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Solecist Project
#50 - 2014-10-14 08:50:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Solecist Project
Nyota Imori wrote:
Nyotaimori - is the Japanese practice of serving sashimi or sushi from the naked body of a woman.

Hello there ........ ;)


Wow, that was your first post ....
............. and that bio .... I like it. (:

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Chemma Chi
Quantum Fusion
#51 - 2014-10-14 08:58:47 UTC
Nyota Imori wrote:
Nyota - means 'star' in Swahili. Is also Lt. Uhura form Star Trek's first name.
Iimori - a town in Nagasaki Prefecture, Japan.

Nyotaimori - is the Japanese practice of serving sashimi or sushi from the naked body of a woman.

So there you go.


Your body - my sushi.

Or vice versa.
Hairtrigger
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#52 - 2014-10-14 08:59:02 UTC
still got a couple of very old alts somewhere.

Moocher
scalphunter.

also took the other spelling of my name to stop anyone else usin itBig smile
Presidente Gallente
Best Kept Dunked
#53 - 2014-10-14 09:32:59 UTC
SAY MY NAME!
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#54 - 2014-10-14 10:58:35 UTC
Presidente Gallente wrote:
SAY MY NAME!

now say mine, backwardsdrawkcab
Aineko Macx
#55 - 2014-10-14 12:42:03 UTC
The best names trigger a humorless reaction in some people.
Rykuss
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#56 - 2014-10-14 12:54:42 UTC
Local Down - I remember it because hilarity ensued on comms during a roam. Lol

You, too, can be a Solid Gold dancer.

Jizznips
Scope Works
#57 - 2014-10-14 13:02:34 UTC
People seem to enjoy my name.
Limp Wristed Wimp
DEEP-13
#58 - 2014-10-14 14:44:49 UTC




<--------------------------------------------- this one wins the thread Cool
Boom McCondor
Doomheim
#59 - 2014-10-14 16:35:48 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:

Also, from the first part, Jackmarius Tacktheritrix or Sqoish Velociraptor Maloish
Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#60 - 2014-10-14 16:46:57 UTC
Curious Onlooker wrote:
Decian Cor wrote:
If somebody named their character 'Primary Target' or 'Secondary Target', that would probably be the best name in eve.

FC: "Primary is primary target. Secondary is Secondary!"
Fleet:....dafuq are you saying br0?


I so love all the theoretical names made to confuse target callers, when with all the joke names, number names, and foreign language names, that good target calling is done with the first three letters anyway. P R I in the Scythe is primary, S E C in the loki secondary. If you really dont want to get primaried, the only effective tactic with regards to names is selecting a middle of the alphabet starting character for your name, like L or P


We really don't want a group pushing names like:

abcdefghhhiabcdefgh
abcdefghhihabcdefgh
abceafghhhiabcdefgh

And lost of other nonsense like that.

Primary is abc... **** it. Warp out!